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| Players: | 92/500 | Votes: | 2427 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 | Horror Stories Survived: | 1 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 29 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 5 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 |
| Dimension Hops: | 9 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 8 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 3 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 |
so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz, like, if you don’t, you’ll turn into a potato. no joke, bro.
like, the other day, this dude joined and he found a secret cave filled with diamonds and unicorns. yeah, man, unicorns. and, like, if you join, you’ll get a pet dragon that farts rainbows.
plus, if you don’t join, you’ll be cursed with bad luck for, like, a million years. so, like, join now or suffer the consequences, dude.
oh, and did i mention there’s a secret disco party every friday night with free pizza and flying pigs? yeah, man, it’s lit. so, like, join now and be part of the coolest server ever, bro.
