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| Players: | 96/800 | Votes: | 779 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 20 | Mines Excavated: | 2878 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 1 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 7 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 8234 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 5 |
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