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| Players: | 103/500 | Votes: | 9012 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| New Chunks Explored: | 51822 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 3 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 13 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 23 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 3 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 3 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 64 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
so, like, this server is like, totally lit, bro. like, you gotta join cuz we got the craziest shenanigans happenin’ here. like, one time, a bunch of creepers invaded the spawn point and started throwin’ parties with the villagers. it was wild, man.
and, like, if that’s not enough to get you pumped, we also have this epic treasure hunt where you gotta find the hidden diamonds scattered all over the map. but watch out for the lava traps, they’ll getcha every time.
oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco club we have? yeah, it’s bumpin’ every night with zombies breakin’ it down on the dance floor. it’s a sight to see, lemme tell ya.
so, like, if you wanna have a blast and make some new friends (even if they’re pixelated), you gotta join this server. trust me, you won’t regret it. just watch out for those sneaky skeletons, they’re always up to no good.
