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Players: | 105/1000 | Votes: | 5609 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 6 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 8 |
New Chunks Explored: | 789479 | Mineshafts Explored: | 2 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Gryphons Tamed: | 3 |
Secret Passages Found: | 6 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 10 |
Cursed Lands Purified: | 10 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
Join us for epic adventures where you can ride pigs into battle, build a castle made entirely of cake, and have dance parties with creepers (they’ve got some killer moves).
Our community is filled with wizards, ninjas, and even a talking chicken who gives out free diamonds. Plus, our server is so fast that you can mine obsidian with a toothpick.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected, like when the cows start breakdancing or the trees start singing show tunes. Trust us, it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!