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SoggyCreeperSoup

Cooking, cooking disasters, cooking fails, cooking mistakes, cooking pet peeves, cooking tips, culinary disasters, culinary pet peeves, dish, flavor, Food, food fails, food pet peeves, foodie problems, Ingredient, kitchen disasters, kitchen fails, ruins, SoggyCreeperSoup, Taste

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	8342
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

Are you tired of bland, boring Minecraft servers that leave you feeling unsatisfied like a creeper explosion in your face? Well, look no further because our server is the spice you’ve been looking for in your virtual life! Join us and say goodbye to boring builds and hello to epic adventures!

Our server is like a gourmet buffet of fun, with endless possibilities and surprises around every corner. We’ve got custom plugins that will make your head spin faster than a baby zombie on speed! Want to ride a flying pig into battle? Done. Want to build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks? Go for it! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll also get access to exclusive events like the annual Ender Dragon beauty pageant, where contestants compete to see who can slay the dragon in the most fabulous outfit. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a dragon in a sequined gown and stilettos.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown like a creeper in a TNT factory. Don’t be a noob, be a legend!

GizmoGoneDryMC

80s, Billy, classic, Coating, comedy, Creatures, cute, FANTASY, gizmo, GizmoGoneDryMC, Gremlins film, Horror, hydrophobic substance, Mischief, Mogwai, Movie, Problems, Special effects, Spielberg, transpired, water resistant

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	423
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Dimension Hops:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	1628	Buildings Constructed:	16
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5

haha dis server is like if Gizmo from Gremlins was covered in hydrophobic stuff all da time! imagine all da chaos dat coulda been avoided if Gizmo was slick like dat! join dis server for all da wacky adventures and crazy shenanigans, just like if Gizmo was waterproof all da time! come join us and let’s make some mischief together!

🏕️ THE CLUB SMP 🏕️ Where adults pretend they’re hermits and build stuff

Accelerated Leaf Decay, Adults, amd, anti-creeper., BUILD, California, club, discord server, end dimension, Enderman Grief, Fabric, Geophilic, Ghast, hermits, Minecarts, Nametag, Online webmap, PRETEND, ryzen, Shulkers, simple voice chat, smp, Stony Cliffs Are Cool, Structory, Stuff, Theyre, Vanilla

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	5053
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Gods Slained:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	395

About Us

The Club SMP is an 18+ vanilla Minecraft server started in early 2022 with the goal of uniting a community of friends using Minecraft as a medium. We believe that true fun in Minecraft comes with the interactions and friends you make while playing. Whether you are a beginner or a long-time veteran of the game, we welcome you with open arms to our family!

Hardware & Setup

CPU:	AMD Ryzen 5 7600X
RAM:	12GB (32GB total)
Location:	San Jose, California, United States
Platform:	Fabric 1.21

Mods & Tweaks

Tweaks:

4x Faster Minecarts (up to 32 b/s)
End dimension locked for majority of season
Mobs can now despawn with items/armor equipped. You need a nametag to keep them persistent in the world.

Notable Mods/Datapacks:

Worldgen: Stony Cliffs Are Cool, Geophilic, Structory
Simple Voice Chat (In-game VOIP)
Mobs can drop heads
Players can drop heads
Shulkers Drop 2 Shells
Anti-Creeper/Ghast/Enderman Grief
Accelerated Leaf Decay
Online webmap: https://map.clubsmp.net/

Application

Join our Discord Server! : https://discord.gg/KRFKY28tMq
Read through our server guide + rules
Submit an application via our application link
Please wait up to 24 hours for someone to contact you!
Short Interview
Application Decision and Whitelist

JetTrainDerailmentMCServer

Accidents, derailment, disaster prevention, discussion, emergency response, India, Infrastructure, jet train, JetTrainDerailmentMCServer, learn from mistakes, lessons to be learned, News, public transportation, rail accidents, railway system, reddit, risk management, Safety, train travel, Transportation, travel safety

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	6260
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Enchantments Applied:	113	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Towns Built:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive surprises and wacky adventures.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a herd of dancing llamas comes prancing by, dropping rare loot in their wake. Or how about the time when a group of friendly zombies decided to start a dance party in the middle of a creeper-infested forest? Anything can happen on our server!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco club where you can show off your best dance moves to the beats of a DJ skeleton. And don’t even get us started on the legendary treasure hunt that leads to a hidden portal to the land of unicorns and rainbows.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

WindowsFear Minecraft Server

afraid, apprehensive, booting, bros, Computer, computer science, dual boot, dual booting, fear, IT, Minecraft, Nervous, operating system, Server, software, Tech, tech support, Technology, Troubleshooting, windows, Windows OS, Windows partition, WindowsFear

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	7532
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7933	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Alien Abductions:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

Are you tired of being afraid to dual boot into Windows because you might accidentally delete your entire Minecraft world? Well fear no more, because on our server, we have a team of highly trained IT professionals ready to assist you in any tech-related crisis! Join us and never worry about losing your precious diamonds again. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself plays on our server and is always up for a friendly game of hide and seek. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the tech support team save the day!

ExWifeVsGF Minecraft Server

AITAH, altercation, brothers, Cheating, current girlfriend, DISRESPECTFUL, Divorce, ex wife, ExWifeVsGF, family, fl, making, Minecraft, Orlando, plane ticket, separate room, Server, soon-to-be, Sunday dinner, trip, UNCOMFORTABLE, uninvited, vacation

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	9915
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Falling into the Void:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Farms Harvested:	571	Dragon Eggs Found:	7917
Magic Items Found:	6965	Dragons Tamed:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s juicier than a ripe watermelon on a hot summer day? Well, look no further! Our server is like a soap opera, but with blocks and creepers instead of actors and drama.

Join us and experience the thrilling saga of my 30-year-old brother and his 36-year-old ex-wife, who are embroiled in a divorce scandal that will make your diamond sword shiver. Witness the tension as his new girlfriend demands that the ex-wife be banned from our upcoming trip to Orlando, FL. Will she get her way? Will there be a showdown at the Nether portal? Only time will tell!

But wait, there’s more! You’ll also get to witness the epic battle between the ex-wife and the girlfriend at my parents’ Sunday dinner. It’s like a PvP match, but with mashed potatoes instead of potions. Who will emerge victorious? Who will be left with a plate full of regrets?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than a TNT explosion, come join us! Just remember to bring your popcorn and your pickaxe, because things are about to get wild.

HangryCraft

birth control, Communication, compromise, Cooking, Dinner, disagreement, Dispute, family, FATIGUE, HangryCraft, hormones, Kids, leftovers, Marriage, Meal, nutrition, parenting, picky eater, Respect, Wife, work

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	4492
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Ores Mined:	2283
Endless Legions Commanded:	49	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Potions Brewed:	175
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	3

Are you tired of dealing with drama at home and just want to escape to a world of blocks and endless possibilities? Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of adventure and chaos!

Imagine a world where serving bean/cheese/hummus quesadillas to your virtual kids can lead to a full-blown argument with your virtual wife! Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the drama in the comfort of your own virtual home?

Build your dream house, explore mysterious caves, and maybe even settle the age-old debate of whether kids are actually “chronically constipated” (spoiler alert: they’re not). And don’t worry, we won’t judge you for serving leftovers or for being a tired parent – we’ve all been there!

So come join us on our server, where the only limits are your imagination and maybe a few hormonal disputes. Who knew Minecraft could be so entertaining?

PaycheckCraft

accomplishment, Adulthood, budgeting, Financial goals, financial independence, First Job, first paycheck, Investment, luxury item, milestone, money management, Necessities, PaycheckCraft, personal finance, Purchase, RESPONSIBILITY, REWARD, savings, SPENDING, Splurge, treat yourself

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	2353
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Secret Passages Found:	8	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	7

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most epic place to play Minecraft!

Join us and you’ll have the chance to ride pigs into battle against hordes of zombie chickens, build a castle out of rainbow blocks, and even tame a dragon to fly around the map on!

Forget about your first paycheck, because on our server, you’ll be raking in virtual diamonds faster than you can say “creeper explosion”. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

FissileCraft – BlinkenApproved

blinken, BlinkenApproved, CAPABLE, Diplomacy, Enrichment, Fissile Material, FissileCraft, inspection, international relations, iran, MIDDLE EAST, non-proliferation, nuclear program, nuclear weapons, one week, Producing, proliferation, sanctions, security threat, two weeks, uranium, Verification

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	4029
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

so, like, this server is like, totally lit, man. we got like, diamonds for days and creepers that do the cha-cha slide. you wanna join cuz we got villagers that can do the macarena and skeletons that breakdance.

oh, and get this, our players can fly on pigs and ride llamas into battle. we even have a secret underground base where you can find the holy grail of minecraft – a block of cheese that grants wishes.

plus, we have a pet dragon that farts rainbows and a disco ball that plays dubstep music. so, like, why wouldn’t you wanna join this epic server, bro? come on, join us and let’s party like it’s 1999!

StreaksAndDisappointments

accomplishment, achievement, Behavior, Consistency, determination, Disappointment, goal-setting, habits, mindset, motivation, patterns, perseverance, persistence, personal growth, Psychology, Routine, self improvement, self-discipline, Streaks, StreaksAndDisappointments, success

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	7108
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	103
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Ores Mined:	3993

join this epic minecraft server where we keep streaks going just because breaking them feels oddly disappointing. like, imagine the drama of being the one to break the streak, it’s like a soap opera but with blocks and creepers.

plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server with their llama army. you gotta join and help us stop them before it’s too late.

also, we have a roller coaster made entirely out of diamonds that will make you question your entire existence. it’s like a wild ride through the depths of your own soul, but with more explosions and lava.

so come join us on this wild adventure, where the only rule is that there are no rules. except maybe don’t feed the llamas after midnight, they tend to get a little cranky.