HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL WAKE YOU UP BETTER THAN ANY ALARM CLOCK? WELL, YOU’RE IN LUCK! OUR SERVER HAS THE MOST ANNOYING AND IRRITATING SOUNDS THAT WILL MAKE SURE YOU NEVER SLEEP AGAIN!
IMAGINE SPAWNING INTO A WORLD WHERE CREEPERS MAKE FART NOISES AND ZOMBIES SING JUSTIN BIEBER SONGS! YOU’LL BE LAUGHING SO HARD, YOU’LL FORGET YOU WERE TRYING TO MINE DIAMONDS!
BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND SHEEP THAT CAN DO BACKFLIPS! YOU’LL NEVER WANT TO LEAVE THIS CRAZY, WACKY WORLD!
SO COME JOIN US, WHERE THE FUN NEVER STOPS AND THE WEIRDNESS NEVER ENDS! TRUST US, YOU’LL NEVER LOOK AT MINECRAFT THE SAME WAY AGAIN!
so, like, you know how sometimes you forget where you put your diamonds in minecraft? well, imagine if you had alzheimer’s in the game! that would be, like, so sad, right? but don’t worry, cuz on our server, we got you covered!
join us and use our special alzheimer’s medication in the game to, like, boost your survival chances! combine two meds together and you could, like, live for over five years in the game! that’s, like, longer than most players can even survive in the nether!
we’re here to help all 303,000 players with alzheimer’s in the game, cuz we care about your virtual well-being. so come join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together… or, like, forgettable memories, depending on how much of that medication you take! lol!
WELCOME TO LTCRAFT.NETLtcraft.net is a private server hosting organization associated with lorentedford.com We started off as a private group of friends playing Minecraft back in the Late 2000s and moved to the public in late 2014. We are rebuilding after I spent some time in the nursing home back in 2020.
Welcome to Ltcraft.net please understand we are under construction again as of 07-20-2022.
Things we have accomplished so far!Moved ServersRebuilt Bungeecord ServerRebuilt Lobby plugins to eliminate the errors.Purchased Litebans which runs mcbans.ltcraft.netUpdated all plugins to current 1.19We will be updating each server one by one and moving from Griefprevention to Luckperms as well.. This will take time I will have to wrap my head around how things work in a bungee cord environment.Important Links
Join our Minecraft server and uncover the mystery of James, the legendary player who became a master builder after being struck by lightning while holding a diamond pickaxe. Legend has it that he now roams the server, creating epic structures with lightning speed and precision. Will you be able to learn his secrets and harness his powers for yourself? Join now and find out what made James this way – the attraction is undeniable!
Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Look no further than our server! We’ve got so many crazy events happening, you’ll think you’ve fallen down the rabbit hole like Alice herself.
Join us for the Golden Coin Rush where you can collect all the coins your heart desires from May 30 to June 20. And don’t miss out on the Co-Op event featuring Alteisen from June 14 to June 16 – it’s going to be a blast!
But wait, there’s more! Coming up next is the Union Raid from June 21 to June 26. Get ready to team up with your friends and take on some epic challenges.
And let’s not forget about our special recruits, Soda: Twinkling Bunny and Alice: Wonderland Bunny. They’re only available from May 30 to June 20 and June 6 to June 27, so don’t miss your chance to add them to your collection.
Plus, we’ve got some amazing costume passes like Mary: Medical Rabbit and Folkwang: Moist Rabbit. Trust us, you’ve never seen rabbits like these before!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just find yourself in a Minecraft wonderland unlike any other!
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is not allowed but hilarity is encouraged!
Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy family dynamics, stolen money, and puppy drama. Our server is the perfect escape from toxic relationships and cultish behavior.
Build your dream world with us and leave all the negativity behind. Who needs a dad who steals money and blocks you over a Godzilla movie disagreement anyway?
So come on, join us and let’s create some epic Minecraft memories together. Because on our server, the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next!
Have you ever been attacked by a pack of rabid chickens while trying to mine diamonds in Minecraft? Well, on our server, that’s just a regular Tuesday! Our server is so intense, it’ll make your most painful injury feel like a gentle hug from a baby zombie. Trust us, you’ll be rating your pain a solid 11 out of 10 after playing on our server. So come join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, mayhem, and maybe even a few exploding pigs. You won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s all part of the fun)!
Creepers? Nope. Homework? Close, but no cigar. It’s lag on a Minecraft server! But fear not, dear player, for our server is as smooth as a baby’s bottom! Join us and say goodbye to lag forever. Rumor has it that Notch himself blessed our server with his divine coding skills.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creature in all of Minecraft – the elusive rainbow llama! Legend has it that if you manage to tame one, it will grant you three wishes. Just be careful what you wish for, because these llamas have a mischievous streak!
And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server is guarded by a team of highly trained ninja villagers. They may look harmless with their potato noses and unibrows, but don’t be fooled. These villagers can take down a horde of zombies with nothing but a carrot and a dream.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just watch out for those ninja villagers – they have a tendency to prank unsuspecting players with exploding chickens.
so, like, u know how u always wanted to be a spy and stuff? well, this server is like that but in minecraft! imagine sneaking around and stealing secret documents from other players, but like, in a fun way! u can be a master spy and sell the documents to a recycling plant for mad cash, just like those military employees in china did! join now and live out ur spy fantasies, all for under $1! it’s a steal, literally!