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NoMoreCreeperBlows Minecraft SMP

coping mechanisms, emotional pain, Gratitude, growth mindset., healing, inner strength, letting go, life lessons, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, moving forward, NoMoreCreeperBlows, overcoming challenges, past experiences, personal growth, positive outlook, Reflection, resilience, Self Discovery, self-care, smp, Trauma

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	5025
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	30
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
New Chunks Explored:	560350	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	38	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Love Letters Sent:	9	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Secret Passages Found:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest, most chaotic server you’ll ever join!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of wild wolves while trying to build your dream house. Or how about the time our admin accidentally turned the entire server into a giant lava pit? Good times, good times.

But wait, there’s more! Join our SMP if you want to participate in our annual “Pig Racing Championship” where players ride pigs through obstacle courses for the chance to win fabulous prizes. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe a little bit of insanity, then come join our Minecraft SMP today! Who knows what kind of ridiculous adventures await you.

BlockbusterBangers

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	9514
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Towns Built:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Alien Abductions:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into dance parties instead of exploding. It’s like living in a movie that’s a 10/10, but even better because you get to be the star! Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to log off. So what are you waiting for? Grab your pickaxe and come join the fun!

CraftyWarZ: Zelensky’s Border Brawl

border, border conflict, brawl, ceasefire negotiations, conflict escalation, CraftyWarz, cross-border fighting, diplomatic crisis, eastern europe, foreign policy, international relations, military aggression, military intervention, peace talks, political tension, regional instability, russia, security concerns, territorial dispute, Ukraine, Ukrainian troops, War, Zelensky, ZELENSKYS

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	8276
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Star Shards Collected:	210
Zombie Dances:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11

lol bruh u gotta join our minecraft server cuz it’s like the ukraine-russia war up in here! zelensky be confirmin ukrainian troops fightin across border but on our server u can be fightin creepers and zombies instead!

we got epic battles happenin all the time, just like in real life but way more fun cuz u can respawn and keep playin! join us for the craziest war experience ever, no passport required!

plus, our community is so lit u won’t wanna leave. we got players from all over the world, just like in the real war, but way more chill and friendly. come build, fight, and survive with us, it’s gonna be a blast!

ADHD Noise Boosters Server

adhd, Attention, auditory therapy, Avenue, Boosters, cognitive improvement, concentration, Enhancement, Focus, innovation, mental health, neurodevelopmental disorder, noise, pink noise, Potential, Promise, research, sensory stimulation, Server, study, task performance, Treatment, white noise

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	8880
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE WHITE AND PINK NOISE FOR YOUR MINECRAFT ADDICTION! JOIN US AND WATCH YOUR ATTENTION SPAN IMPROVE LIKE MAGIC!

WE HAVE SPECIAL NOISE BLOCKS THAT WILL MAKE YOU FOCUS LIKE A LASER BEAM, HELPING YOU BUILD EPIC STRUCTURES AND MINE LIKE A PRO!

SO IF YOU’RE SUFFERING FROM MINECRAFT ADHD, THIS SERVER IS YOUR CURE! COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE MAGIC OF WHITE AND PINK NOISE IN MINECRAFT! #BESTSERVEREVER #FOCUSFORDAYS

BoxPvP.Club

Cross-Play, KitPvP, Minecraft PvP Cracked Premium Java Bedrock Lootboxes Vote Rewards Fair Balanced Battle Platform Items Real Money Server Experience Enthusiasts Non-pay-to-win Intense Ultimate, PvP

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	262
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Magic Items Found:	2786
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	45
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5

Welcome to BoxPvP.Club! Server IP: boxpvp.club BoxPvP.Club is the ultimate destination for Minecraft enthusiasts! Our server is cracked and premium, allowing both Java and Bedrock players to join the fun. Dive into our BoxPvP world where you can battle it out in intense PvP matches, earn vote rewards, and open exciting lootboxes. Best of all, our server is completely non-pay-to-win, ensuring a fair and balanced experience for everyone. Features: – Cracked and Premium: Accessible to all players. – Java and Bedrock Compatibility: Play on your preferred platform. – BoxPvP: Engage in thrilling PvP battles. – Vote Rewards: Earn rewards just by voting for our server. – Lootboxes: Unlock amazing items without spending real money.

BoxPvP.Club

Snowglobe’s Catturd Realm! No stupid cats allowed. Version 1.20.4

1.20.4, Aether, Alexes Mobs, Allowed, Ars Nouveau, Capture the Flag, Cats, Catturd, Caves, Chill, Community, Create, device limitations, Discord, forge mods, Game Nights, java, Let’s Do, Modded, Movie Nights, queer-friendly, Realm, Snowglobes, stupid, unclaimed land, Vanilla, Version, Whitelisted

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	596
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Divine Spears Created:	29
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Animals Bred:	103	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35

Smowgli’s Catdumb Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Description
Vanilla Realm	A smaller server for those looking for a less modded experience with unclaimed land for building
Modded Server	Thriving community with over 100 popular forge mods, including Create, Ars Nouveau, Aether, Alexes Mobs + Caves, and more

If you are interested in joining, please visit our Discord server.

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is Smowgli’s Catdumb?	Smowgli’s Catdumb is a small, queer-friendly, close-knit Minecraft community with two Java servers – a vanilla realm and a modded server.
What mods are included in the modded server?	The modded server includes over 100 popular forge mods such as Create, Ars Nouveau, Aether, Alexes Mobs + Caves, and more.
What activities are available aside from Minecraft?	We host game nights, movie nights, and other events like Capture the Flag.

Sub4Sub Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	3631
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	11
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Astral Projections Made:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own empire while dodging lava-spewing chickens and fighting off zombie villagers armed with diamond swords.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who loves to challenge players to dance battles for rare loot. And rumor has it, if you can defeat the dragon in a breakdancing competition, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama named Larry.

So why wait? Join our server today and become part of the craziest Minecraft community this side of the Creeper-infested jungle! Who knows, you might even become best friends with a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot.

SilverGirlPlayz – Minecraft SMP

Achieving success, American racism, anti-racism, breaking barriers, discrimination, earn silver, Eat shit, equality, female empowerment, Girl Power, long tail tags, Minecraft, Olympic athlete, our girl, overcoming obstacles, racist americans, silver medal, SilverGirlPlayz, smp, social justice, standing up to racism, winning mindset, Women in sports

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	3921
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	453	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33

Are you tired of dealing with racist Americans in other Minecraft servers? Look no further, because on our server, we have a strict “no racism” policy that will make you feel safe and welcome. Plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server and turn it into a llama paradise. Join us if you want to be a part of this epic llama revolution and help us overthrow the oppressive sheep dictatorship. And did we mention that our server is located on a floating island in the sky, where the laws of gravity don’t apply and you can build your dream base without any limitations? So come join us and leave those racist Americans in the dust while you ride off into the sunset on the back of a majestic llama.

SandPounders Minecraft Server

aita, alienation, comforter, Court, Crochet, deceased brother, Demand, estate settlement, facebook, family heirlooms, funeral expenses, Inheritance, lawsuit, life insurance, Minecraft, Nebraska, nephew, Niece, pound sand, SandPounders, Server, sister-in-law, Value

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	1007
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Are you tired of family drama and just want to escape to a world where you can build, mine, and craft in peace? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, creativity, and absolutely zero inheritance disputes.

On our server, you can explore vast lands, build epic structures, and even battle mythical creatures (okay, maybe just creepers and zombies, but they can be pretty scary too). And the best part? No one will demand your handmade crocheted comforter back, we promise!

So why wait? Join our server today and leave all the family drama behind. Who needs $500 lawsuits over a comforter when you can be building your dream castle in Minecraft? Let’s craft away the stress and have a blast together!

Elderia Junior High School

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	3787
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Players Killed by Monsters:	7725	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Villages Defended:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2

Welcome to Elderia, your new home for adventure and friendships in Minecraft 1.21! Dive into a world where every moment is filled with excitement and every player is a friend.

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