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Players: | 103/800 | Votes: | 8804 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 4 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 4 |
Alien Abductions: | 1 | Ores Mined: | 3525 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 20 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 9152 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 | Mines Excavated: | 2515 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 37 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 5 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 |
Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 | Herobrine Sightings: | 8 |
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