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CraftyCrushesMC

Actor, actress, Admiration, attractive, celebrity crush, CraftyCrushesMC, Crush, dreamy, FAMOUS, FANTASY, heartthrob, Hollywood, Idol, infatuation, movie star, musician, Obsession, pop culture, Role Model, Singer, star

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	4935
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10

Are you tired of building virtual relationships with pixelated villagers? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, your celebrity crush could be your next-door neighbor! That’s right, we have a special plugin that brings your wildest fantasies to life in blocky form. Imagine going on a date with Ryan Gosling or having a slumber party with Beyoncé – anything is possible on our server! So why settle for Steve when you could be living the virtual dream with your favorite celeb? Join now and start living your best virtual life!

BeirutBoomCraft

Beirut, Beirut blasts, beirut explosion, BeirutBoomCraft, breaking news, Conflict, Crisis, Destruction, devastation, emergency response, explosions, Humanitarian Aid, international news, Israeli air strikes, Israeli airstrikes, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East crisis, Tragedy, violence, war zone

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	6050
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Mines Excavated:	1541	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, there are massive blasts happenin’ all the time! It’s like Beirut up in here, but with blocky explosions and stuff. Israeli air strikes be droppin’ bombs left and right, makin’ the whole server shake like a polaroid picture. You gotta be quick on your feet and build bomb shelters like your life depends on it, cuz it totally does. Join now for the thrill of a lifetime and see if you can survive the chaos!

Trans Men Menstruation Madness

cream, Gel, gender affirming care, Gender Identity, health disparities, hormone administration, hormone levels, hormone replacement therapy, hormone side effects, hormone therapy, hormone treatment, Injection, LGBTQ, madness, Medical research, Men, menstrual cycle, menstruation, TESTOSTERONE, Trans, trans men, Transgender, transgender health

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	7284
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	23	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Void Gems Collected:	11
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14

come join our epic minecraft server where the hormones are wild and the menstruation is even wilder! we got trans men using testosterone gel or cream and still getting their period like it’s nobody’s business. it’s like a hormonal rollercoaster up in here! join now for a chance to witness the most bizarre menstruation moments in minecraft history. who needs regular gameplay when you can have hormone therapy drama instead? it’s a real game-changer, literally. don’t miss out on the craziest server experience of your life!

Flood >USA Minecraft Server

1 like 1 prayer, caught off guard, climate change, community support, Corruption, disaster relief, Donate, emergency response, environmental crisis, Flood, global warming, gtUSA, Humanitarian Aid, impossible to predict, Incompetence, low iq people, Minecraft, mothernature, natural disaster, plastic pollution, Server, thirdie, Usa

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	4149
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	146
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft server out there! Join us as we navigate through floods caused by mother nature going crazy due to global warming. But don’t worry, for every donation made, you’ll be helping us combat the floods and save our virtual world!

Our server is filled with thirdies causing floods left and right, blaming it on corruption, incompetence, and low IQ people. But hey, who needs logic when you can just blame it on plastic users, right?

So come join us on this wild ride where you never know what’s going to happen next! Will we survive the floods? Will we defeat the thirdies? Only one way to find out – join our server now!

Haha I Hate Myself Minecraft SMP

51.81.62.131, desuarchive, Groups, habits, haha, hate, ihatemyself, io, Map, Mega, Minecraft, posscraft, posshouse, roadkill, smp, Steam, steamcommunity, Tag, tagmap, Thread, Trash

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	3633
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	52	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
New Chunks Explored:	770140	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no excitement or chaos? Well, look no further because our server is the epitome of madness and hilarity! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane shenanigans and ridiculous adventures.

Ever wanted to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a chicken suit? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! We have a thriving community of players who love to push the boundaries of what’s possible in Minecraft. From building giant statues of potatoes to organizing epic PvP battles with nothing but fishing rods, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano. And did we mention the dance parties in the Nether? Trust us, you won’t find a more ridiculous and entertaining Minecraft SMP anywhere else.

So why wait? Join us now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

BlockBusterMinecraft SMP

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	7768
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Gods Slained:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun!

Picture this: you log on to the server and are immediately greeted by a talking chicken who offers you a quest to find the legendary diamond chicken nugget. But be warned, the nugget is guarded by a herd of zombie cows who are obsessed with disco music.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft: the derpy llama unicorn. Legend has it that if you can tame one, it will grant you three wishes, but be careful what you wish for because these llamacorns have a mischievous streak!

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil bunnies or build a roller coaster that takes you through a portal to the Nether? Join us today and let your imagination run wild!

BlockbusterFlicks – Mine, Craft, Watch!

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	3062
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Astral Projections Made:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Gods Slained:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5

Are you tired of boring old servers that make you yawn harder than a sleepy kitten? Well, buckle up buttercup, because our Minecraft server is about to blow your mind! Picture this: you log on and suddenly find yourself in a world where every block is made of pure glitter and unicorns fly through the sky farting rainbows.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco where the creepers bust out their best dance moves and the zombies break it down like it’s Thriller night. And if that’s not enough to get you excited, we also have a giant hot tub filled with lava that you can relax in while sipping on a potion of fire resistance.

So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you watch a group of skeletons perform a synchronized swimming routine or witness a pack of wolves form a boy band and serenade you with howls of love? Trust us, this server is so epic, it’ll make your favorite movie look like a snoozefest in comparison. So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

DockCraftStrike

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	3316
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Endless Night Skies:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	421
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Chimeras Created:	4

so, like, there was this big ol’ dockworker strike, right? but then, like, outta nowhere, they were all like “nah, we good now” and went back to work. but, like, they left behind all these crazy cool docks and ships and stuff, and now we got this awesome new minecraft server to play on!

come join us on this server, where you can sail the high seas and battle pirate zombies while building your own epic dock empire. we got treasure hunts, underwater caves full of diamonds, and even a secret underwater city ruled by a squid king.

so, like, why wouldn’t you wanna join this server? come hang out with us and have a blast on the docks!

Crafty Crew – Minecraft Server

#youtube, alcohol, alcoholic Aussie, Australian streamer, Brood War, Casio Mario World, Crafty, CREW, game + hard, Gaming, kaizo, Live Stream, Minecraft, multistreams, Nambona, Nambona420, Nambona890, online personality, Server, shittalk, twitch, twitch streamer, Yakuza Games, YouTube content creator

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	7789
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	71	Void Armor Forged:	20
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where Nambona, the local alcoholic Aussie, rules the land! Join us if you’re ready to game hard and shittalk even harder!

Reasons to join: – Nambona loves alcohol, Yakuza games, Kaizo, and Brood War – just imagine the crazy conversations you’ll have with him! – Watch Nambona on Twitch as he takes on Casio Mario World – it’s like nothing you’ve ever seen before! – Join our server and experience the chaos for yourself – who knows what kind of wild adventures you’ll have with Nambona leading the way!

Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a strong liver – you’re gonna need it!

‘The Truth’ Minecraft SMP Mastermind

aew, Entertainment, Gaytch, gorillion, Impressive.., mastermind, Minecraft, multi year extension, Netflix streaming, Network, non-exclusivity deal, PEACOCK, phaseout, PPVs, Profitability, Revenue, shock, Silence, smp, third hour, Truth, Victory, wrestling, wwe

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	9869
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	325
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Void Gems Collected:	35
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP where we have EVERYTHING you could ever want. We’ve got multi-year extensions on our server, 180+ gorillion diamonds waiting to be mined, and a non-exclusivity deal that will blow your mind. Plus, we’ve got Netflix streaming so you can watch all your favorite shows while you mine away.

But that’s not all, we’ve also got PPVs on Peacock and the Network worldwide. You can battle it out in epic PvP matches and show off your skills to players from all over the world. And don’t even get me started on the phaseout of the third hour – we’re increasing our yearly revenue like crazy and moving into profitability faster than you can say “creeper”.

So come join us on this insane journey and see how the AEWtists will reckon with our undeniable victory. Even Gaytch himself would have to give us props for how epic this server is. So what are you waiting for? Join now and be a part of the most impressive Minecraft SMP around!