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GameNostalgiaCraft

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	6164
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Emeralds Found:	6813	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Remember the good ol’ days when you were addicted to your first computer game? Well, get ready to relive that nostalgia on our Minecraft server! But this ain’t your grandma’s Minecraft server – oh no, we’ve got flying pigs, talking sheep, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust a move! Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a chance to finally prove that you can build a better castle than your little brother. So what are you waiting for? Dive into our wacky world and let the fun begin!

CraftyDefenseMinister

Attack, Conflict, CraftyDefenseMinister, Defense, Defense Minister, defense policy, Diplomacy, escalation, international relations, iran, Israeli, Lethal, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Nuclear, RETALIATION, SECURITY, strategy, Surprising, Tension, threat

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	1433
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Divine Spears Created:	29
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Void Gems Collected:	16
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where the defense minister of israel is, like, in charge. he’s all, “if you join this server, it’s gonna be, like, lethal and surprising, man.” like, whoa, that’s intense. but, like, don’t worry, it’s all in good fun.

come join us on this crazy server where the defense minister is calling the shots. who knows what kind of wild adventures and battles you’ll get into. maybe you’ll even have to defend against a surprise attack from iran. it’s gonna be epic, dude.

so, like, come on over and join the madness. you won’t regret it. plus, you’ll get to say you played on a server run by the israeli defense minister. how cool is that? let’s do this!

Robo Voice Realness

Advanced technology, ai, Artificial Intelligence, digital assistants, Future, futuristic, human voice, human-like, human-like robots, innovation, machine intelligence, machine learning, real robots, realness, Robo, robot voice, robotics, science fiction, Technology, VOICE, voice recognition, voice synthesis, voice technology

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	8096
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Void Gems Collected:	22	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Mines Excavated:	4060	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got robots that sound like humans, but like, not just any humans, like the most hilarious humans ever! imagine mining for diamonds and hearing a robot be like “yo dude, nice find, wanna go get some pizza after this?” it’s like living in a sci-fi comedy movie, but in minecraft! plus, our robots can do the most epic dance moves while u build ur dream castle. trust me, u won’t find this level of insanity anywhere else! so come join us and let the robot-human shenanigans begin!

Pandamonium’s Vanilla Snapshot Server: Where pandas wreak havoc & glitches are the norm. No pandas were harmed in the making of this server.

1.21 content, creaking, data-pack-driven, diamond-based trading economy, Discord-to-Minecraft chat link, dyeable bundles, enchanced dragon fight, every new snapshot, EXPERIMENTAL, glitches, harmed, Havoc, Lithium, mailing, making, minecart improvements, mini blocks, Mob Heads, norm, pale garden, Pandamoniums, Pandas, Ranks, Server, smp, Snapshot, stable experience, Vanilla, Warps, white Pale Oak Wood, Wreak

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	9034
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Holy Grails Found:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	9

Minecraft Snapshot Server – Pandamium

Overview
Pandamium’s snapshot server is an experimental, vanilla, SMP server that updates to every new snapshot with all experiments enabled. Be one of the first to play with brand new features and learn more about the game with friends!

Server Information
IP: snapshot.pandamium.eu
Version: 1.21.2 Pre-Release 1
Discord: https://discord.gg/5FG758KPru
Website: https://www.pandamium.com/

FAQ:

Question	Answer
What is the server about?	The server is an experimental, vanilla, SMP server that updates to every new snapshot with all experiments enabled. Players can play with brand new features and learn more about the game with friends.
How often does the server update to new snapshots?	The server aims to update to every new snapshot that comes out (usually every Wednesday) with experimental features enabled.
What features are currently available on the server?	TPA, Homes, Mailing, Discord-to-Minecraft chat link, Ranks, Mini blocks, Mob heads for every mob in the game, many custom advancements, and more.
Is there a reset for the overworld and nether?	The server aims to never reset the overworld and nether.
Are there monthly events on the server?	Yes, the End is reset every month for exploration of end cities, and an enhanced dragon fight with a dragon egg up for grabs is held once per month.

Party Pooper Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	1859
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Runes Activated:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Endless Night Skies:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Are you tired of being the least likeable member of your Minecraft party? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us and watch as all your friends mysteriously disappear, leaving you as the last one standing. It’s like a real-life horror movie, but in block form!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with secret treasures and hidden dungeons just waiting to be explored. Rumor has it, there’s a diamond the size of a house hidden somewhere in our world. Will you be the one to find it?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: every full moon, the mobs on our server throw a wild party. Zombie dance-offs, skeleton karaoke, and creeper fireworks – it’s a sight to behold! So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

Pixelated Pleasure Minecraft SMP

ai, AMD GPU, animation, Archive, art, AUTOMATIC1111, Block Merging, Celebs, Characters, ComfyUI, controlnet, CPU, DEGEN, Easy Diffusion, Embeddings, fetish content, Forge, Link Hub, LoRa Training, Mac, Minecraft, models, OP Pasta, oral, pixelated, Pleasure, PonyXL Information, porn, prompts, Related boards, Samplers, SD.Next, smp, Tags for Prompting, Vae, Wiki

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	9816
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Gods Slained:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to join.

Last time on /degen/: We discovered a secret underground lair filled with diamond-encrusted chickens and a portal to the Nether made entirely out of cake. Who knows what crazy adventures await next!

But that’s not all, our server is equipped with cutting-edge technology like ComfyUI (Node-based) that allows you to mine diamonds with just a click of a button. And don’t even get me started on the Block Merging feature that lets you combine blocks to create your own custom TNT launcher.

Looking to spice up your Minecraft experience? Look no further than our Models/Embeddings/Characters/Celebs/Prompts/fetish content section. From celebrity cameos to custom character skins, the possibilities are endless.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where anything is possible. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to bring your sense of humor!

MixedCraft Server

afro, ambiguous features, biracial, black and white, cultural appropriation, dating etiquette, frizzy hair, hair texture, heritage, identity politics, interracial dating, light brown hair, mixed race, MixedCraft, multiracial, rachel dolezal, racial disclosure, racial identity, racial sensitivity, Server, white passing

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	8456
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	17
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3

Are you tired of awkward first dates like this? Join our Minecraft server where your race doesn’t matter at all! We welcome players of all backgrounds, whether you’re black, white, or a mix of both. No need to worry about cultural appropriation here, just build, mine, and have a great time with our diverse community.

Our server is the perfect place to escape real-life drama and just focus on having fun. Plus, we have epic events like “Race to the End” where players compete to be the first to reach the end dimension. Will you be the ultimate champion or will you get lost in the Nether? Join now and find out!

So why wait? Join our server today and leave all the awkwardness behind. Let’s build a world where everyone can play together, no matter what their background is. See you in the game!

ExHusbandCraft

amicable, Divorce, ENGAGEMENT, ex husband, ExHusbandCraft, family, Gay, government offices, grandchildren, Identity, Insecurity, last name, Marriage, new chapter, Official documents, Peace, power play, PRESSURE, selfish, Social, Villain

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	7902
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Zombie Dances:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is not just for real life, it’s for virtual life too! Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through family dynamics and relationship drama while mining for diamonds.

Imagine this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly your ex-husband and his new fiancé show up in the game, demanding you change your Minecraft username to match their new family dynamic. Will you stand your ground and keep your original name, or will you give in to keep the peace in the pixelated world?

But wait, there’s more! Engage in epic battles with your kids who are divided on whether you should change your Minecraft name or not. Will you listen to the wise advice of your friends or follow the questionable logic of your virtual offspring?

Join us on this server where the stakes are high, the drama is intense, and the name-changing quests are endless. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous? So, are you ready to be the hero or the villain in this tangled web of virtual relationships? Join now and let the drama unfold!

SmellCraft: Choose Your Scent

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	7896
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Dimension Hops:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Enchantments Applied:	157
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Buildings Constructed:	27

Do you love the smell of freshly mined diamonds in the morning? Or perhaps the aroma of sizzling porkchops on a campfire? Well, on our server, you can experience all the smells of Minecraft in one place! Join us for a whiff-tastic adventure like no other!

Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us! We once had a creeper throw a surprise birthday party for Steve, complete with exploding confetti and cake made out of gunpowder. And don’t even get me started on the time we discovered a secret underground village of villagers who were all secretly ninjas in disguise.

So if you’re tired of boring old servers that smell like last week’s leftovers, come join us for a scent-sational experience that will leave your nostrils tingling with excitement!

TreeHuggerCraft

#sustainability, Biodiversity, carbon emissions, carbon footprint, carbon neutrality, carbon offsetting, carbon reduction, climate action, climate change, climate crisis, conservation, Deforestation, deforestation impact, environmental groups, environmental policy, Environmental Protection, EU, forest conservation, greenhouse gases, law delay, TreeHuggerCraft

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	1066
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Enchantments Applied:	176	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Emeralds Found:	6997	Mines Excavated:	4730
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	182	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Living Statues Befriended:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where we chop down trees like there’s no tomorrow! we’re like the deforestation champions of the virtual world! equivalent to 18 million cars, that’s how much we’re saving the environment by clearing out all those pesky trees in our way.

join us and help fuel the climate crisis in the most fun way possible! build massive treehouses and then destroy them in the name of progress. who needs oxygen anyway? we’re all about that carbon dioxide life.

so if you’re looking for a server that’s as environmentally destructive as it is entertaining, look no further. come join us and be a part of the deforestation revolution!