We got so many cool dudes hanging out, you’ll never be bored!
Plus, the admins are like total babes, always giving out free stuff and making sure everyone has a great time.
And let me tell you, the chat is always popping with hilarious jokes and crazy shenanigans.
So come on, join us and get your fill of male attention while building epic structures and exploring wild adventures!
Picture this: you’re wandering through the forest, minding your own business, when suddenly you come across a group of players riding on giant gothodiles! That’s right, these angsty gothodiles are the coolest pets in town, and they’ll be sure to turn heads as you ride them into battle against other players.
But wait, it gets even crazier. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground lair on the server where players have been known to throw epic dance parties that last for days on end. Who needs sleep when you’re busting out your best moves with your fellow Minecrafters?
And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: every full moon, the server transforms into a magical land where players can fly without wings and shoot fireballs from their fingertips. It’s like a rave in the sky, and you won’t want to miss out on the fun!
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP and let’s make some memories that will have you laughing for years to come. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the absurdity, because on this server, anything is possible.
Our server is so wild, even the creepers wear party hats and throw confetti instead of exploding. And don’t even get me started on the villagers – they’ve formed a boy band and perform concerts every night in the town square.
But the real reason you should join our server? Our wide wives. That’s right, every player gets their very own wide wife – a giant, friendly spider who will protect you from any danger and give you endless hugs (with her eight arms, of course).
So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination.
Join our server and experience the thrill of battling evil mobs while riding on the back of a giant chicken.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with zombies and skeletons all night long.
So why wait? Join now and enter a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few glitches here and there, but who’s counting?).
Join us and escape the chaos of real life weddings by eloping in our virtual world. No overbearing mothers allowed, unless they’re cool with just having a nice dinner after the ceremony.
Our server is the perfect place to tie the blocky knot with your partner, without worrying about guilt trips or arguments. Plus, we have a special “subconsciously unhappy” package for those who want to marry for the wrong reasons (just kidding, that’s not a thing).
So come on over and elope in peace, because in our Minecraft world, the only drama is deciding which block to place next!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Baconator, a mythical creature that roams the land in search of the best bacon sandwiches. Join us and you might just catch a glimpse of this majestic beast as it frolics through the pixelated fields.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: every full moon, the trees turn into dancing pandas and the chickens lay golden eggs. It’s a wild ride, my friends, and you won’t want to miss out on the shenanigans that happen on this server.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just find that childhood dream you never knew you had.
| Server Specs | Hosted on shockbyte |
|---|---|
| 16 gigs of ram | |
| “Better CPU” | |
| Minecraft Version | 1.20.1 |
| Forge Version | 47.3.0 |
Also, the server will have some cool events and has a cozy spawn.
A: No, there is no whitelist or application needed. Anyone who wants to join can join.
A: Some of the big mods include Create, Simply Swords, Boss mods like cataclysm, Yung’s better series, and magic mods like Irons spells.
A: The server is running on Minecraft Version 1.20.1 and Forge Version 47.3.0.
Forget about those racist and fascist guys, they don’t stand a chance against our pixelated paradise. Let your imagination run wild as you build, explore, and conquer in a world where anything is possible.
Who needs real life when you can escape to a land where the only limits are your creativity and the occasional creeper explosion? Embrace your inner fembot and let loose in a world where normal is just a setting on the options menu.
So what are you waiting for? Join us and say goodbye to those despicable dudes and hello to a new reality where the only thing that matters is having a good time. Let’s get blocky!
Johnny and Marty are childhood friends who share a passion for music and have been playing together since they were teenagers. Johnny is a talented vocalist and guitar player, while Marty excels at drums and percussion. They have performed at various local venues and events, gaining a reputation for their high-energy performances and unique sound. Their dynamic chemistry on stage and genuine love for music have endeared them to fans and fellow musicians alike. Johnny and Marty continue to push boundaries and evolve as artists, constantly searching for new ways to connect with their audience through their music.