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Players: | 100/200 | Votes: | 2040 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Titanic Battles Fought: | 29 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 5 |
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 10 | Secret Passages Found: | 8 |
Magical Moments Shared: | 27 | Astral Projections Made: | 3 |
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 15 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 5 |
Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 4 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 2 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 |
Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a welcoming committee of dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Our custom-made dungeons are filled with treasure chests overflowing with rare items like enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to summon a herd of rainbow sheep to do your bidding.
But wait, there’s more! Our PvP arena is a giant trampoline where you can bounce around while battling other players with giant inflatable swords. And don’t even get us started on our petting zoo, where you can tame a dragon and ride it into battle against a horde of evil bunnies.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most ridiculous, over-the-top Minecraft adventure of your life! And remember, this server is for whites only because, well, we like our diamonds extra sparkly.