I just fuck things up if you noticed Minecraft Servers

I just fuck things up if you noticed Minecraft Servers

  • Swift Network – Where you can steal hearts while surviving! No actual bloodshed involved. 😁

    Swift Network – Where you can steal hearts while surviving! No actual bloodshed involved. 😁
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    Players: 110/1000 Votes: 6083
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 6 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Farms Harvested: 554
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Gods Slained: 1
    Buildings Constructed: 37 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 15 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 3
    Treasure Maps Found: 10 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1

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    Minecraft Server Overview

    Game Mode Description
    Lifesteal Network All about survival with a twist – steal hearts from opponents but risk getting banned for 24 hours if you lose all hearts!
    Survival Mode Gather resources, build shelters, team up with players, and explore the world to survive and thrive.

    Join now and experience the excitement at play.swiftnetwork.online

    Connect with us on Discord: https://discord.com/invite/Vn2dacumfm

    Frequently Asked Questions

    Q: How can I join the server?

    A: Simply use the IP address provided: play.swiftnetwork.online

    Q: What is the Lifesteal Network game mode?

    A: In this mode, players steal hearts from opponents upon victory, but risk getting banned for 24 hours if they lose all hearts.

    Q: Can I team up with other players in Survival Mode?

    A: Yes, you can form alliances and go on epic adventures with other players in Survival Mode.

    Q: Are there any rules or guidelines to follow on the server?

    A: Make sure to read and follow the server rules to ensure a fair and enjoyable gameplay experience for all players.

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  • Game Dev Shenanigans Minecraft Server

    Game Dev Shenanigans Minecraft Server
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    Players: 107/600 Votes: 4126
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 4 Celestial Events Witnessed: 1
    Cursed Amulets Found: 4 Mimic Chests Discovered: 4
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Astral Staffs Crafted: 16
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7 Wailing Winds Heard: 1
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Mineshafts Explored: 4
    Blood Moons Survived: 2 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or if you want to build a giant statue of a potato wearing a tuxedo. Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode!

    But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted llama that grants wishes to those who can find it.

    So why wait? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. And remember, on our server, anything is possible – even if it involves riding a flying pig while wearing a top hat and monocle.

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  • Minecraft Server: Boobie Detectives Unite!

    Minecraft Server: Boobie Detectives Unite!
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    Players: 101/500 Votes: 2181
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Evil Twin Fights: 3 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 10
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 16 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8 Titan Hearts Harvested: 5
    Divine Spears Created: 29 Ores Mined: 3233
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 11 Dimension Hops: 1
    Glorious Feasts Held: 19 Dragonkin Hatched: 2

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    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where people take things too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all your wacky and wild adventures!

    Join us and discover the secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world!

    Explore our vast world filled with majestic mountains, treacherous caves, and even a hidden village where villagers communicate exclusively through interpretive dance.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you find the legendary diamond pickaxe hidden deep within the Nether, you’ll gain the ability to fly on a pig while shooting fireballs out of your nostrils.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft journey of your life! And remember, on our server, even the chickens have secrets to uncover.

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  • CO Craft Minecraft Server: Where Even the Creepers Wear Gas Masks

    CO Craft Minecraft Server: Where Even the Creepers Wear Gas Masks
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    Players: 91/900 Votes: 9139
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 17
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Meteorite Armor Created: 21
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 5 Dragon Eggs Found: 1373
    Villages Defended: 14 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 40 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 275 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 10

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t offer any excitement? Well, look no further because our server is so lit that even the vehicle exhaust can’t handle it! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging deadly CO poisoning while building your dream world. Who needs boring old creepers when you can have a real-life danger lurking around every corner? So come on, join us if you dare and see if you can survive the ultimate Minecraft challenge!

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  • Gratopia VS Hypixel

    Gratopia VS Hypixel
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    Players: 104/500 Votes: 5096
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 11 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3
    Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Astral Mages Summoned: 3
    Magic Wands Crafted: 5 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 43
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Undead Armies Raised: 0 Demon Skulls Collected: 50
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 8 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 8
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 10 Soul Swords Wielded: 2

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    Hypixel VS Gratopia

    Hypixel

    Pros Cons
    Large player base Can be overcrowded
    Wide variety of mini-games May lack a true survival experience
    Frequent updates and events Potential for lag due to high player count

    Gratopia

    Pros Cons
    Ultimate survival experience May lack the variety of mini-games
    Teams, Dungeons, Bosses, Custom Enchants Smaller player base
    Community of friendly players Potential for slower updates

    FAQ

    1. Which server has a larger player base?

    Hypixel has a larger player base compared to Gratopia.

    2. Which server offers a wider variety of mini-games?

    Hypixel offers a wider variety of mini-games compared to Gratopia.

    3. Which server provides a more immersive survival experience?

    Gratopia is designed to provide the ultimate survival experience with features such as Teams, Dungeons, Bosses, Custom Enchants, and more.

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  • GuacCraft: Where Mexican-American Women Rule the Minecraft World!

    GuacCraft: Where Mexican-American Women Rule the Minecraft World!
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    Players: 98/1000 Votes: 313
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Infinity Stones Found: 2 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1
    Epic Shields Constructed: 37 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5
    Royal Courts Attended: 5 Invisible Pathways Walked: 7
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
    Epic Battles Fought: 20 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2 Dragon Scales Harvested: 373
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2

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    Are Mexican-American women goated? Well, on our Minecraft server, they sure are! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated landscapes where you’ll encounter fierce warrior queens, expert builders, and taco-loving redstone wizards. Our community is as spicy as a jalapeño margarita, with events like llama rodeos, salsa dance-offs, and piñata parties. So come on down and see for yourself why our Mexican-American women are the true MVPs of the blocky world! Viva la Minecraft! 🌮🎉🇲🇽

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  • MidnightCarMinecraftMadness

    MidnightCarMinecraftMadness
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    Players: 90/600 Votes: 1057
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 15 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 7 Elemental Crystals Collected: 36
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 24 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3
    Whispering Caves Entered: 5 Cosmic Pies Baked: 8
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Forbidden Tomes Read: 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 4 Gods Slained: 1
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7

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    Are you tired of watching horror movies alone in your car in the dark garage? Well, fear not! Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate horror adventure with your friends!

    Picture this: instead of being alone in your car, you and your buddies can explore haunted mansions, creepy caves, and spooky forests together. Build your own fortress to protect yourselves from the undead and other terrifying creatures that lurk in the shadows.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is equipped with special mods that will make your heart race and your palms sweat. From jump scares to sudden ambushes, you never know what’s waiting for you around the corner.

    So why wait until midnight to get your horror fix? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the thrill of survival in a world where every block could be your last. Who needs Evil Dead 2 when you have our server to keep you on the edge of your seat?

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  • ToldYaCraft: Where even the blocks have attitude!

    ToldYaCraft: Where even the blocks have attitude!
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    Players: 100/500 Votes: 7692
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 7 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 4 Backwards Speech Heard: 4
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Dimension Hops: 12
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4 Living Statues Befriended: 2
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 13 Eerie Music Discs Played: 1
    Players Killed by Monsters: 1834 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 6
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Teleportation Mishaps: 5

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play nice? Well, look no further because our server is a total shitshow and we love it!

    Join us for a wild ride where the only rule is that there are no rules. Want to build a giant penis statue? Go for it. Want to ride a pig off a cliff? Why the hell not? Our server is a lawless wasteland of creativity and chaos, and we wouldn’t have it any other way.

    But that’s not all – we have a secret underground fight club where players can battle it out for glory and bragging rights. The winner gets a diamond sword and the loser gets thrown into a pit of lava. It’s a win-win situation!

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unpredictable and ridiculous as you are, then come join us. Just remember, I fucking told you so.

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  • UnfairCraft: Where everything is totally fair and definitely not rigged, we promise

    UnfairCraft: Where everything is totally fair and definitely not rigged, we promise
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    Players: 104/100 Votes: 2390
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 90 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 11
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 12 Divine Relics Bestowed: 10
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Titan Hearts Harvested: 3
    Demon Skulls Collected: 49 Mineshafts Explored: 2
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Celestial Gardens Planted: 3
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Celestial Crowns Worn: 1

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    Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite of fair! Join us for a wild ride where the rules are made up and the points don’t matter.

    Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of flying pigs swoops down and steals them all. But don’t worry, those pigs are just our friendly neighborhood thieves looking to add some chaos to your mining experience.

    And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a stroll through our enchanted forest where the trees have faces and tell the most ridiculous jokes? Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with rainbow-colored sheep.

    But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to battle it out in epic PvP tournaments where the winner gets a crown made out of actual cheese. Yes, you heard that right, CHEESE.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life. Fairness is overrated, come join the chaos!

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  • Crushing Cores and Dreams since 1.20.4!

    Crushing Cores and Dreams since 1.20.4!
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    Players: 97/500 Votes: 632
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 4 Enchanted Forests Planted: 11
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2
    Treasure Maps Found: 10 Wyrmholes Dug: 4
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Phantom Knights Defeated: 10
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1 Endless Night Skies: 2
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 7 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1

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    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Address playctc.us
    Description A minigame server called CTC (Crush the Core) where players select kits with custom abilities, capture the center to gain the “core crusher” diamond pickaxe, and destroy the other team’s obsidian to win.

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    What is CTC?

    CTC stands for Crush the Core, a minigame on the server where players compete to destroy the other team’s obsidian.

    How do I play CTC?

    To play CTC, join the server at playctc.us, select a kit with custom abilities, capture the center to gain the “core crusher” diamond pickaxe, and destroy the other team’s obsidian at their base to win.

    Can I manipulate the landscape in CTC?

    Yes, unlike Overwatch, CTC allows players to manipulate the landscape, making the gameplay more interesting and fun.

    Is there a map reset in CTC?

    Yes, after a team wins by destroying the other team’s obsidian, the map resets and players start a new round of CTC.

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