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BlockyNostalgia

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	2264
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Love Letters Sent:	10
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and experience the ultimate throwback to the 90s and 2000s with pixelated graphics, retro music, and funky skins that will have you feeling like you’re living in a time warp. But that’s not all – we’ve got mini-games inspired by your favorite childhood TV shows and movies, like a SpongeBob SquarePants themed parkour challenge and a Harry Potter themed potion brewing contest.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco club hidden somewhere in the server where players can dance the night away to classic hits from the Spice Girls and Backstreet Boys. Plus, every full moon, a magical unicorn spawns in the server and grants wishes to lucky players who find it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and relive the glory days of the 90s and 2000s in the most outrageous and hilarious way possible!

BirdFluCrew

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	7342
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6

so, like, this server is so lit, it’s like a party in your computer, but with blocks and stuff. like, you can build a castle and then blow it up with TNT, because why not? and there’s this one time, this player found a secret dungeon with a talking pig that gave out diamonds like candy. it was wild, man.

but the real reason you gotta join this server is because we have the best parties. like, every Friday night, we have a massive pixel art contest where the winner gets a real life unicorn. no joke. and if you’re lucky, you might even run into Herobrine himself and have a dance off. it’s epic, bro.

so, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as crazy as a llama on roller skates, then you gotta join us. trust me, you won’t regret it. plus, who knows, maybe you’ll be the next player to discover a secret dungeon with a talking pig.

🏕️ SMP for Shady Characters 🏕️ Only the Best for 18+ Villagers! Join the Club now! 🌈✨

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	4913
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

About Us
The Club SMP is an 18+ vanilla Minecraft server started in early 2022 with the goal of uniting a community of friends using Minecraft as a medium. We believe that true fun in Minecraft comes with the interactions and friends you make while playing. Whether you are a beginner or a long-time veteran of the game, we welcome you with open arms to our family! We pride ourselves in our community and strive to keep players engaged with active events and projects. All major decisions are made based on the community’s input and players are never out of the picture. In addition, our economy is driven by player-ran shops that allow anyone to ‘get rich’ dealing business. Here at the Club SMP, every player is a crucial component of an ever-growing and interactive community.

About Us

The Club SMP is an 18+ vanilla Minecraft server started in early 2022 with the goal of uniting a community of friends using Minecraft as a medium. We believe that true fun in Minecraft comes with the interactions and friends you make while playing. Whether you are a beginner or a long-time veteran of the game, we welcome you with open arms to our family! We pride ourselves in our community and strive to keep players engaged with active events and projects. All major decisions are made based on the community’s input and players are never out of the picture. In addition, our economy is driven by player-ran shops that allow anyone to ‘get rich’ dealing business. Here at the Club SMP, every player is a crucial component of an ever-growing and interactive community.


Alongside our amazing community, we also boast a fully self-hosted dedicated machine for the server, running modern blazing-fast hardware topped off with carefully tweaked server-sided optimization mods. This ensures minimal impact of lag while maintaining vanilla parity and allows our players to focus on what matters the most: gameplay. Furthermore, this setup allows us to have room for expansion, with a future plan of providing an accessible test/creative server for the community to plan their projects. Server Specs: Platform: Fabric 1.21 Location: San Jose, California, United States CPU: AMD Ryzen 5 7600X RAM: 10GB (32 Total)

Alongside our amazing community, we also boast a fully self-hosted dedicated machine for the server, running modern blazing-fast hardware topped off with carefully tweaked server-sided optimization mods. This ensures minimal impact of lag while maintaining vanilla parity and allows our players to focus on what matters the most: gameplay. Furthermore, this setup allows us to have room for expansion, with a future plan of providing an accessible test/creative server for the community to plan their projects.

Server Specs: Platform: Fabric 1.21 Location: San Jose, California, United States CPU: AMD Ryzen 5 7600X RAM: 10GB (32 Total)

Mods & Tweaks
We run a variety of server-sided optimization and QoL mods to enhance the player experience. We also provide our players with a custom (optional) client modpack, tailored for performance and useful features. Notable Mods/Tweaks Included: Worldgen: Geophilic, Stony Cliffs Are Cool, Structory. Simple Voice Chat – In-game Voice Chat. ServUX – Visualize structure bounding boxes if MiniHud is installed. Mobs & Players Drop Heads. Anti-Creeper, Enderman, & Ghast Grief. Accelerated Leaf Decay. Minecarts now run 4x faster. Online Webmap.

Mods & Tweaks

We run a variety of server-sided optimization and QoL mods to enhance the player experience. We also provide our players with a custom (optional) client modpack, tailored for performance and useful features. Notable Mods/Tweaks Included: Worldgen: Geophilic, Stony Cliffs Are Cool, Structory. Simple Voice Chat – In-game Voice Chat. ServUX – Visualize structure bounding boxes if MiniHud is installed. Mobs & Players Drop Heads. Anti-Creeper, Enderman, & Ghast Grief. Accelerated Leaf Decay. Minecarts now run 4x faster. Online Webmap.

Application
Our application process consists of a form + short interview to carefully select candidates. Follow the steps below to get whitelisted!: Join our Discord Server. Step 1: Read through our server guide + rules. Step 2: Submit an application via our application link. Step 3: Please wait up to 24 hours for someone to contact you! Step 4: Short Interview. Step 5: Application Decision and Whitelist.

FAQs (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: What is the age requirement to join Club SMP?

A: The server is for players 18 years and older.

Q: How can I apply to join Club SMP?

A: To apply, you need to join their Discord server and follow the application process outlined on their website.

Q: What mods are included in the custom client modpack?

A: The modpack includes various server-sided optimization and quality of life mods, along with features like Simple Voice Chat, Mobs & Players Drop Heads, Anti-Grief mods, and more.

Q: Where is the server located?

A: The server is located in San Jose, California, United States.

Q: How long does it take to get whitelisted after submitting an application?

A: Applicants may need to wait up to 24 hours for someone to contact them after submitting an application.

KawaiiCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	7378
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	97	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Villages Defended:	11	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as kawaii as a fluffy unicorn riding a rainbow? Look no further! Join our server where you can mine, build, and slay creepers with the most adorable group of virtual idols you’ve ever seen!

Our server is home to Generation EONIA, novamore, Hanamizuki, and Ephemira – each group filled with talented virtual idols like Charlotte Suzu, Isla Coleman, Nene Amano, Lua Asuka, Namiji Freesia, and more! Watch them perform live concerts, cover your favorite songs, and even check out their exclusive merchandise that’s so cute it’ll make your heart explode!

But that’s not all – we’ve got kawaii friends like Prima, Phase Connect, Tsunderia, and more who are always up for some pixelated fun! And rumor has it, if you find the hidden treasure on our server, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can ride magical unicorns and battle evil witches with your trusty diamond sword!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a world so cute, you’ll never want to leave!

Joe Six Pack and The General Public’s Minecraft SMP Adventure

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	1963
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Dimension Hops:	14	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Gods Slained:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

Are you tired of being oppressed by the evil overlords of the Minecraft realm? Do you want to join a group of misfits and rebels who are ready to take down the tyrannical rulers with nothing but their wits and diamond swords? Well, look no further than our epic Minecraft SMP!

Join us as we embark on wild adventures, build insane structures, and battle against the forces of evil. Our server is filled with hilarious shenanigans, crazy pranks, and epic battles that will have you laughing until you cry. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the server that only the bravest and most cunning players can find.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become a part of the most outrageous and hilarious community in the Minecraft universe. It’s time for Joe Six Pack and the general public to rise up and show those bastards who’s boss!

ExStepChefCraft

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	4452
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	13	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	37	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	New Chunks Explored:	287661
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets culinary chaos! Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through a world where step-siblings, ex-husbands, and special needs children collide in a battle of the taste buds.

Imagine a server where cooking is not just a hobby, but a way of life. You’ll have to fend off your step-sister’s ex-husband who suddenly wants to cook for the family once a week, leaving you with no chance to showcase your culinary skills. Will you stand up for your right to cook, or will you let him take over the kitchen?

But fear not, for on this server, you can cook your own meals for you and your grandma once a week, defying all odds and showing everyone that you are the true master chef. So come join us and embark on a journey filled with delicious dishes, family feuds, and maybe even a sprinkle of Minecraft magic. Who knows, you might just find yourself cooking up a storm while dodging drama at every turn. See you in the kitchen!

RedditAdviceMinecraftSMP

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	9615
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Mines Excavated:	3472
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Dragons Tamed:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22

Are you tired of getting terrible advice from your friends who think they know everything? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the ultimate advice-giving paradise! Need tips on how to build the most epic castle or how to survive a creeper attack? Our community of players has got your back with the most outrageous and hilarious advice you’ll ever receive. Join us now and say goodbye to boring advice forums, because here, we only give the most absurd and entertaining tips to help you conquer the blocky world of Minecraft!

EmoCraft: The Feels Express

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	9410
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	49	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Chimeras Created:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

Are you tired of boring old movies that only make you feel one or two emotions? Well, get ready for the rollercoaster ride of a lifetime on our Minecraft server! Join us and experience a whirlwind of emotions that will leave you questioning your very existence. From the heart-pounding excitement of battling creepers to the heart-wrenching sadness of losing all your diamonds in a lava pit, this server has it all. And let’s not forget the pure joy of finally finding that elusive pink sheep or the intense rage of getting blown up by a sneaky TNT trap. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and prepare to feel ALL the feels!

FrostCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	1841
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crops Grown:	9145	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Alien Abductions:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine can use all the funds from frozen russian assets to build the most lit minecraft world ever. we got diamonds for days and creepers that drop stacks of emeralds. our admins are all ukrainian ninjas who will protect u from any griefers or trolls. plus, we have a secret underground base where you can find elytra wings and ride dragons into battle. join now before putin tries to shut us down, comrade!

NATOandEU4Ukraine

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	8252
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Votes:	4474
Farms Harvested:	157	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	1829	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Holy Grails Found:	4	Zombie Dances:	9
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Runes Activated:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Falling into the Void:	1

so, like, u kno how ukraine is all like “oh i wanna join nato but i gotta join eu first”? well, the finnish president is like “yup, that’s the way it’s gonna go down, no nato for ukraine until they’re in the eu club”. but like, who cares about all that political stuff when u can join our minecraft server instead? we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the moonwalk. plus, if u join now, u get a free diamond sword that shoots lasers. so come on, join our server and leave all that nato and eu drama behind. let’s build some crazy stuff together and have a blast!