2024 Best i hope people realise this is a joke New Minecraft Servers

  • LOLcraft: Normie-Free Zone

    LOLcraft: Normie-Free Zone
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everything is all rainbows and unicorns? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride where violence is not only accepted, but encouraged! We believe in letting loose and having a blast without worrying about consequences.

    On our server, you can engage in epic battles with other players, build insane structures with no limits, and unleash your inner warrior without any judgment. We don’t shy away from a little bloodshed, in fact, we embrace it! So if you’re looking for a server that breaks all the rules and lets you live out your wildest fantasies, then come join us today! Who needs a visible nosebleed in a kids show when you can have a full-on battle royale in Minecraft? Let the madness begin!

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Blocktopia: Where Perfection is Just a Pixel Away

    Blocktopia: Where Perfection is Just a Pixel Away
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever lay your pixelated eyes on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server is so perfect that even the creepers wear tuxedos and the zombies do the Thriller dance instead of attacking you.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creatures you will ever encounter in Minecraft. From rainbow unicorns that shoot glitter out of their horns to flying pigs that drop bacon as they soar through the sky, you will never run out of fantastical beasts to marvel at.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server has a secret underground disco club where you can dance the night away with your blocky buddies. Plus, every full moon, a magical portal opens up that transports you to a land filled with diamonds and gold as far as the eye can see.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft world so perfect, even Notch himself would be jealous!

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Simply Vanilla – Anarchy with Extra Skelly Dancing and Zero Hacks 1.20.6

    Simply Vanilla – Anarchy with Extra Skelly Dancing and Zero Hacks 1.20.6

    Simply Vanilla Minecraft Server

    Server Information Details
    IP https://simplyvanilla.net/
    Players Active 30 to 70
    Renders Spawn / Nether / End

    Overview:

    Welcome to Simply Vanilla, the hack-free Minecraft anarchy server you have been looking for! We have been online since 2019 with an ever-growing history guaranteed by not doing any map resets ever. Our current map size of over 10 TB speaks for itself.

    Hacking and duping (except TNT, rails & carpet) are strictly forbidden and will be prosecuted with a ban. Vanilla world-borders and accessible Nether-roof will make your game-play as vanilla as possible. With only a few rules, you are given total freedom. Survive spawn, make your starter base, make allies, and conquer bases.

    Join us today and experience the thrill of a truly vanilla Minecraft experience!

    FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

    Q: Can I hack or duplicate items on the server?

    A: No, hacking and duping (except TNT, rails & carpet) are strictly forbidden and will result in a ban.

    Q: Are there any map resets on the server?

    A: No, we have never done any map resets since our launch in 2019.

    Q: Is the server hosted in Europe?

    A: Yes, we are hosted in EU, providing excellent ping for players in Europe and North America.

    Q: Where can I find more information about the server?

    A: You can visit our subreddit r/SimplyVanill, join our Discord here, and visit our website here.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Blocky Buddies 3

    Blocky Buddies 3
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old features? Well, look no further because The real big 3 is here to shake things up in the world of blocky adventures!

    Join our server and experience the thrill of riding on giant flying pigs while battling evil chickens armed with diamond swords. Don’t worry, the pigs are trained professionals and won’t drop you mid-air (most of the time).

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Llama Mafia, a group of stylish llamas who control the economy with their woolly prowess. Join them and become a llama tycoon in no time!

    And if you’re feeling brave, take on the challenge of the dreaded Cactus Castle, where every block is made of prickly cacti and the only way out is by defeating the evil Cactus King in a dance-off.

    So why wait? Join The real big 3 today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Minecraft Misfits: The Truecel Job

    Minecraft Misfits: The Truecel Job
    Are you tired of being stuck in a boring job with no chance of meeting women? Are you sick of your family pressuring you to be a corporate drone? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save you from a life of isolation and celibacy!

    Join our server and become a virtual ladies’ man, where you can meet women every day without even leaving your house! Say goodbye to the cubicle life and hello to a world where the possibilities are endless (and the women are plentiful).

    Don’t let your dreams of romance die in a sea of paperwork and deadlines. Join our server and live out your wildest fantasies in a world where anything is possible, including finding love in the most unexpected places.

    So what are you waiting for? Leave the real world behind and dive into a virtual paradise where you can be the hero of your own story (and maybe even find the girl of your dreams). Join our Minecraft server today and start living your best life!

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Blocky Booty Busters

    Blocky Booty Busters
    Tired of getting cucked in relationships? Join our Minecraft server where the only thing getting cucked is the chickens! We’ve got so many chickens, you’ll never run out of eggs to throw at your ex! Plus, our community is filled with players who know the pain of getting cucked and are here to support you through it. So come on, join us and let’s cuck those chickens together!

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Crafty Critters: Where Animals and Women Unite in the Ultimate Minecraft Adventure!

    Crafty Critters: Where Animals and Women Unite in the Ultimate Minecraft Adventure!
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind (and maybe your morals)? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and unforgettable moments.

    Our server is so crazy, we have images of women getting it on with animals and fictional feral creatures. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun and definitely not real life (we hope).

    If you’re ready to experience a Minecraft server like no other, come join us for a wild and wacky time. Just make sure to leave your sanity at the door!

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • GunColony Minecraft Shooter

    GunColony Minecraft Shooter

    Welcome to GunColony, Minecraft’s #1 FPS Server.

    Founded in 2015, we are the most popular gun server to focus on bringing a team-based FPS experience to Minecraft.

    Ever wanted to play Call of Duty in Minecraft, or shoot and survive waves of monsters in a sandbox arena? Then GunColony is for you!

    We are also the only Minecraft server powered by a custom game engine. Our new Place engine will allow us to bring the GunColony experience to the standalone game and Fortnite Creative experiences.

    Mob-ArenaSurvive waves of monsters in Mob-Arena, including custom mobs and bosses.

    Pick your level of challenge with two difficulty options in each of our 28+ unique arenas. Defeat the final boss to win in Normal and Expert Mode, or fight off endless wave of mobs in the Endless Mode.

    PVP

    PVP – Fight against other players in classic Call of Duty gamemodes.

      Team DeathmatchFree For AllDominationKing of the HillKill ConfirmedWorld War II Scenario ModeMine-Spades: shoot, place, and destroy blocks for victory.Rare arcade modes: Juggernauts, One in the Chamber, and more

    Competitive – Inspired by CS:GO. Fight in one-life modes with no sprinting, buy weapons with cash, and learn your grenade throws. Rank up on the leaderboards and prove yourself to be the best shot!

      EliminationDemolitionDefusal

    HistoryIt’s very hard to create a fully-fledged and polished shooting system in Minecraft, but we have tried our best for five years to do just that.

    2015 At launch, we were the first server in the world to feature 3D gun models (outside of modded servers).We were also the first server to add dynamic spread to our guns depending on how quickly you shot them – Mine-Strike was a close second.

    2016We were the first server to add hitscan projectiles in Minecraft. Jectile would follow soon after with its own version.We added recoil patterns a few months after Hypixel Cops and Crims, but our system was better and followed CS:GO recoil perfectly.

    2017We were the first to add a scope overlay using client-side hand held items that few gun servers have even today. This recreated the scope border of ACOG and Sniper scopes in then-popular FPS games.We added a grenade bouncing algorithm that allowed for more precise throws than solutions used by other servers.

    2018We added a firemode system that allows guns to have semi-automatic, burst, and full-auto modes.We added a feature that allowed for an arbitrary amount of zoom in sniper scopes independent to movement speed.We introduced a modification system that allowed you to add attachments to weapons that change their in-game stats.

    2019We introduced a realistic sway and recoil system. It’s the secret sauce of our gunplay today – not even a single other Minecraft server has working idle sway (or a non-gun server equivalent).We added realistic sounds to our weapons, which follow the speed of sound and can be heard from hundreds of blocks away.

    2020We introduced dynamic crosshairs in hipfire, and realistically glowing reflex sight reticles. Both were previously thought to be impossible without mods.We made our gun system async and runs at a 120 Hz tickrate, making for the most responsive gunplay possible in Minecraft.

    2021We developed the first full staff building system in Minecraft. Community staff members can build and playtest maps with unprecedented ease.

    2022We introduced new staff building tools as well as support for Mob-Arena in the staff building system.We began development of the Place engine, a revolutionary new game engine designed to support cross-play between our Minecraft server and future standalone game.

    2023We finished a multi-year rebalance of every weapon in the game, as well as new gameplay features like Hipfire Recoil.We became a recipient of Epic MegaGrants 2023 to bring the GunColony experience to Fortnite UEFN,

    2024We applied the Place engine to the live GunColony server for the first time. We plan to fully rewrite GunColony in the Place engine in 2025, and release our standalone game in 2026.

    Today as a result of 8+ years of innovation, GunColony is far ahead of our competition and the only place where you can find a complete FPS experience in vanilla Minecraft.

    The Best Part? It’s Free!

      The server requires the Java Edition of Minecraft. If you already own Minecraft, joining is completely freeThe server is updated at least monthly, if not more often. In the last three months there have been 13 updates, which is roughly once every week!There is no pay to win whatsoever. All ranks are cosmetic-only. We are a community working together to create the best Minecraft shooter in existence.

    IP: guncolony.com

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • ZestyStreetF*ckCraft

    ZestyStreetF*ckCraft
    Are you tired of getting approached by seedy zesty fucks on the street trying to recruit you for male prostitution? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world madness. Our virtual world is filled with adventure, creativity, and no creepy dudes trying to get you to do gay for pay. Plus, our community is so awesome, you won’t even miss those weird encounters on the street. So come join us and leave the real world behind!

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • DustBusters Minecraft Madness

    DustBusters Minecraft Madness
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only penalty is getting kicked for griefing? Well, look no further! Our server takes justice to a whole new level with the death penalty for any player caught breaking the rules. But don’t worry, we have a fun twist – instead of being banned, you get to participate in a thrilling trial by combat to determine your fate. Will you survive and continue playing, or will you meet your doom in a battle to the death? Join now for a truly unique Minecraft experience that will keep you on the edge of your seat (or your block)!

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