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NoPhoneZone Minecraft Server

Ban, children, Classroom, digital devices, distraction, education, Experiment, France, implementation, learning, Minecraft, mobile phones, NoPhoneZone, policy, restrictions, School, Server, smartphone use, student behavior, Technology, trial, under 15, young students

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	157
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Enchantments Applied:	56	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Dragons Tamed:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18

OMG u guys, have u heard about this cray cray server where u can play Minecraft without any distractions like ur stupid phone? YAS, this server is like France but for Minecraft! We’re banning all phones for kids under 15 so u can focus on building ur epic creations without any interruptions.

Join us and experience the freedom of playing Minecraft without the constant buzzing of notifications. Plus, rumor has it that if u build the most epic castle, u might just get a real-life French baguette delivered to ur doorstep.

So come on, leave ur phones at the door and join us on this wild ride of creativity and baguettes. Vive le Minecraft! 🥖🇫🇷

KyivDroneDownerCraft

aerial surveillance, air defense, Conflict, defense capabilities, defense systems, defense tactics, defense technology, drone warfare, Drones, eastern europe, kyiv, KyivDroneDownerCraft, military defense, Military operations, missile defense, national security, Russian attack, uav, Ukraine, unmanned aerial vehicles, War

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	6695
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

LOLZ! U wanna join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got DRONES, man! Like, not just any drones, but like 15 of dem bad boys! We downed dem in a epic battle against Russia in Kyiv, like straight up action movie style! Join us and be part of da most intense Minecraft server ever, where we fight off drones and build epic bases to protect ourselves! It’s gonna be LIT, fam! Join now and be a part of dis insane adventure!

HeartbeatHackerCraft

animal testing, biocompatible materials, bioengineering, biomedical technology, cardiac research, cardiac rhythm, cardiovascular technology, chicken embryos, dissolvable pacemaker, heart health, heart rate control, heart’s electrical signals, heartbeat regulation, HeartbeatHackerCraft, injectable pacemaker, medical innovation, nanoparticle gel, regenerative medicine, temporary pacemaker, tissue engineering, zebrafish embryos

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	6182
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Ores Mined:	2643
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Zombie Dances:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Villages Defended:	17
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Crops Grown:	7593

come join our epic minecraft server where the injectable pacemaker regulates your heartbeat in game for 5 days before disappearing like magic! just like this nanoparticle gel tested on zebrafish and chicken embryos, your heart will be pumping with excitement as you explore our crazy world. who needs a real pacemaker when you can have a virtual one that disappears after 5 days? join now for the most heart-pounding adventure of your life!

BlockyBanter Minecraft Server

BlockyBanter, forum communities, forum discussions, forum nostalgia, game discussions, Gaming Community, gaming culture, gaming discussions, gaming forums, Gaming Genres, gaming nostalgia, gaming series, Minecraft, Nostalgia, online communities, online gaming, Server, specific game genres, specific game series, video games

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	5366
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Villages Defended:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Dragons Tamed:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Farms Harvested:	593	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Look no further, because our server is like no other!

Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Explore our custom-built worlds filled with hidden treasures and secret passages.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a rare breed of pixelated unicorns that fart rainbows and shoot fireballs out of their horns. Trust us, you won’t find that anywhere else!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination – you’re gonna need it!

Opiate Oasis Minecraft SMP

7-hydroxymitragynine, addiction, Cheaper, fentanyl, HIGH, Kratom, Kratom Extract, Legal, Minecraft, Mitragynine, nod, Oasis, opiate, opiates, Oxy, PILLS, Quitting, Regulation, restriction, Smoke Shop, smp, stores, STRONG, withdrawals

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	6506
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a wild ride that will leave you feeling like you’re on cloud nine? Look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP!

Join us for a crazy adventure where the only limit is your imagination – and maybe a few blocks here and there. We’ve got players quitting their kratom habits just to experience the high of our server! With our newest 7-hydroxymitragynine pills, you’ll feel like you’re on a 10-15mg oxy trip every time you log on.

But beware, these pills are so strong that you might find yourself high as a kite for days on end. Who needs reality when you can catch a real nod in the virtual world? So come join us before these pills get banned and we all have to go back to boring old regular kratom extracts.

Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the ultimate Minecraft high – join our server now and let the madness begin!

SisOuttaHereCraft

apartment, Boundaries, Communication, difficult decision, emotional strain, Eviction, family, financial crisis, living situation, overwhelmed, personal space, Pregnancy, Pregnant, RESPONSIBILITY, SisOuttaHereCraft, sister, sisterly love., stress, Support, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	728
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Emeralds Found:	892
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	New Chunks Explored:	211054
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real-life drama and chaos of living with entitled siblings! Join us for a virtual world where you won’t have to deal with freeloading family members who overstay their welcome.

Our server offers a unique experience where you can build your own virtual space without worrying about unwanted houseguests. No more stress, no more excuses – just pure gaming fun!

Join now and experience the freedom of kicking out annoying relatives in a virtual world. Build your dream home, explore new lands, and leave the real-life drama behind. Who needs family drama when you can have a blast on our server? See you there!

FoodFusionCraft

bizarre food combinations, culinary adventures, culinary experiments, culinary oddities, experimental cooking, FoodFusionCraft, odd food pairings, offbeat food choices, quirky food choices, quirky taste tests, strange food, strange taste sensations, surprising flavor combinations, taste test, unconventional flavors, unexpected food pairings, unique taste experiences, unusual flavors, unusual food combinations, weird food combo, weird taste sensations

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	5156
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Magic Items Found:	5469
Potions Brewed:	154	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Void Gems Collected:	13	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Love Letters Sent:	8
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11

Are you tired of boring old food combos in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can create the craziest food combos ever imagined! Ever tried a diamond pickaxe dipped in a bucket of lava? It’s to die for! And don’t even get me started on our signature dish, Creeper Surprise – you never know what’s gonna explode in your mouth next! So if you’re looking for a taste sensation like no other, join us now and feast your way to victory!

CoalCraft Minecraft Server

coal producers, CoalCraft, diplomatic relations, economic impact, Energy Sector, expands, foreign policy, global trade, government actions, long tail tags: international relations, market implications, Minecraft, political tensions, Russian, sanctions, sanctions enforcement, Server, U.S

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	4135
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Players Killed by Monsters:	9090
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31	Endless Legions Commanded:	32

come join our epic minecraft server where we mine coal like russian coal producers but without the sanctions cuz we are rebels who don’t follow the rules! build your own coal empire and dominate the server with your coal power! who needs diamonds when you have coal?! plus, we have a secret underground coal mine where you can battle zombie coal miners for ultimate coal supremacy! join now and show those russian coal producers who’s boss in the world of minecraft!

CraftyUkrainians

aggression, border tensions, Conflict, CraftyUkrainians, cross-border conflict, defense tactics, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, global impact, international relations, Invasion, long-range strikes, Military, military strategy, missile attacks, political turmoil, RETALIATION, russia, security measures, Ukraine, War

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	318
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Buildings Constructed:	22
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Void Gems Collected:	15
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine’s long-range strikes bring war home to russia! we have explosions galore and chaos at every turn. build your base, gather resources, and fight off enemy players in this intense battle for supremacy. but watch out for the ukrainian army, they’re always ready to strike with their long-range missiles. join now for a wild ride filled with danger, excitement, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else!

Crafty Patriot Minecraft Server

anti-American protests., anti-American sentiment, anti-Americanism, anti-capitalism, anti-colonialism, Anti-establishment, anti-globalization, anti-government, anti-hegemony, anti-imperialism, anti-imperialist propaganda, anti-interventionism, anti-US foreign policy, anti-US imperialism, anti-US rhetoric, anti-Western sentiment, Crafty, Death to America, extremist views, Minecraft, Patriot, Political protest, radical ideology, Server

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	3419
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Dragons Tamed:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	433	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	69
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Want to join a server that will make you question your sanity? Look no further than our server!

Join us on our quest for world domination as we shout “Death to America!” and build monuments to our supreme leader, Steve.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy mini-games like “TNT Tag” where the ground literally explodes beneath you, or “Zombie Apocalypse” where you have to fend off hordes of undead while riding pigs.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold. Just watch out for the lava pits and booby traps!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life! Just remember, Death to America! (Disclaimer: This is all in good fun, please don’t take it seriously)