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BorderCraft: Lukashenko’s Awkward Greeting

awkward, Belarus, border, BorderCraft, celebration, Conflict, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Government, Greeting, greetings, independence day, international relations, leadership, Lukashenko, Lukashenkos, military deployment, Peace efforts, political tension, solidarity, SOVEREIGNTY, Troops, Ukraine, ukrainians

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	7137
Rating:	4.0 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Enchantments Applied:	153	Volcanoes Explored:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than Lukashenko and Ukraine! we may have troops on the border but we also have epic builds and crazy adventures waiting for you! come build your own dictatorship or start a revolution, the choice is yours! plus, Lukashenko himself will greet you on Independence Day, just make sure to bring some potatoes as a peace offering. join now for a wild ride that will make you forget all about international politics!

Dream Valley SMP: Where creepers wear suits and zombies do the floss.

1.21, Adults, CREEPERS, Custom, Discord, dream, floss, Grinding, Join, Minecraft, mod, Pack, Server, smp, Suits, Valley, voice mod, wear, Whitelist, zombies

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	4925
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	42	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Villages Defended:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Buildings Constructed:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

Minecraft Server Overview

Custom Mod Pack Version	Minecraft 1.21
Age Requirement	18+
Communication	Voice mod in the server and Discord
Discord Link	Join Discord

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Join the Discord linked above and open a ticket to get whitelisted.
What is the minimum age requirement?	18+
Is there any voice communication in the server?	Yes, there is a voice mod in the server for communication.
Can I invite friends to join the server?	Yes, feel free to invite your friends who meet the age requirement.

NikkeCraft – #2801 Minecraft Server

Android, asuka, codes, Costume Passes, current events, Developer’s Note, Evangelion Collab, EVANGELIONMYSG24, EVANGEVAKA, Game Download, Gatekeeper, Ios, leona, Mari, Minecraft, Naga, new players, Nikke General, NikkeCraft, NIKKEX, PC, Rei, Server, Sim Room Overclock, Solo Raid, Special Recruit, update

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	9439
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Farms Harvested:	839	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than Unit-01 going berserk? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate Evangelion collaboration experience! Join now and experience the chaos of YOU CAN (NOT) EVADE event, where you’ll have to battle angels and build your own NERV headquarters.

But that’s not all, we have Full Burst Day every weekend where everything explodes in a burst of excitement! And don’t miss out on our Union Raid event where you team up with other players to take down the toughest enemies.

And the special recruits? Asuka Shikinami Langley is waiting for you to join her squad, along with a free SR Misato Katsuragi! Plus, upcoming recruits like Rei Ayanami and Mari Makinami Illustrious will blow your mind.

But wait, there’s more! Get your hands on exclusive costume passes like Naga’s Elegant Date or Asuka, Rei, and Mari’s Pilot in Summer. And coming soon, Leona’s Zoo Keeper costume pass will have you roaring with excitement!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness of our Minecraft server and experience the Evangelion world like never before. And don’t forget to use the secret codes for extra rewards, because why not? Join now and let’s get building, EVA pilots!

Minecraft SMP: /ftt/ – Fapping Together Realm

68579946, fappin, Fapping, Fapping Together Thread, fix her, ftt, lewds, Minecraft, Realm, schlickin, smp

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	3053
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Star Shards Collected:	113	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we don’t just mine for diamonds, we mine for lewds and talk about fappin’ and schlickin’! Join us in our quest to build the biggest, most epic fap castle the world has ever seen.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our SMP and found a secret dungeon filled with rare lewds and enchanted schlickin’ tools. Legend has it that those who reach the end of the dungeon will be granted unlimited fap power for eternity.

But that’s not all! We also have a special edition called “I can fix her edition”, where players can show off their redstone skills by creating elaborate contraptions to impress their fellow fappers. Who needs a diamond sword when you can have a redstone-powered schlickin’ machine?

So come on, join us in our quest for lewds, fappin’, and schlickin’ on our Minecraft SMP. Who knows what treasures and adventures await you in our world of fapping together!

LawnMowerLender Minecraft Server

Afford, condition, damaged, DIRTY, handheld vacuum, high grass, Iron, Kids, Late, lawn mower, LawnMowerLender, leaking, Lending, Minecraft, Motor, Neighbour, pay check, RETURNS, Server, single mum, squeegee, sticky substance, suction, weeks later

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	539
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Dimension Hops:	9
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

Are you tired of your neighbors constantly borrowing your stuff and returning it in worse condition than when they took it? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and never have to deal with sticky substances on your iron or mysterious substances in your vacuum ever again!

Our server is a safe haven for all your virtual belongings, where you can lend and borrow items without the fear of them being returned damaged or dirty. Say goodbye to squeegees that mysteriously disappear and lawn mowers that come back with grass still stuck in the blades.

Join us now and experience the joy of lending and borrowing in a world where everything always comes back in pristine condition. Who needs real-life neighbors when you can have virtual ones who actually take care of your stuff?

SockSwapCraft

athletes foot, body odor, Boundaries, communication problems, compromise, daily hygiene, foot odor, healthy habits, hygiene, laundry habits, partner disagreements, personal hygiene, Personal preferences, relationship dynamics, relationship issues, self-care, sensitive topics, setting boundaries, smelly socks, SockSwapCraft, stinky feet

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	4766
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	34
Crops Grown:	4625	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	20	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as fresh as a pair of clean socks? Well, look no further! Join our server for some stinky fun and outrageous adventures!

Our server has been around for 3 years, just like the smell of your partner’s feet. But don’t worry, we won’t ignore your hygiene needs like he does! We offer deodorizers for your virtual socks and showers that actually work.

Unlike your partner, we encourage changing your socks daily and washing your feet regularly. Say goodbye to the stench of athletes foot and hello to the sweet smell of victory in our Minecraft world.

Join us and experience the power of clean socks and fresh linens. And don’t worry, we won’t hit you with any Tolkien-esque paragraphs about foot hygiene. Just pure, unadulterated fun in a world where basic hygiene is a core value.

So come on over and leave the stink behind. Your partner may not appreciate your requests for cleanliness, but we sure do! See you in the game, where the only thing stinking up the place is the competition.

ComaCraft: Where Creepers are Friends

2010, changes, Coma, ComaCraft, CREEPERS, disbelief, Friends, Future, Healthcare, life updates, medical advancements, miracles, News, progress, Recovery, Science, shock, Surprising, Technology, time travel, unexpected, waking up, world events

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	6624
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Alien Abductions:	2

Imagine waking up from a 10-year coma and finding out that the world has changed so much, but the most mind-blowing news you hear is about this epic Minecraft server! Picture this: a server where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena instead of exploding.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a welcoming committee of dancing llamas and singing villagers. Build your dream castle out of rainbow blocks and ride on the backs of giant chickens as you explore the vast and wacky world we’ve created.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of potato-loving zombies who have mastered the art of breakdancing. And rumor has it that somewhere in the depths of the server lies a portal to a dimension where everything is made of cake.

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server and show that coma survivor just how much the world has changed – for the better!

SeaClashCraft

ASEAN, bilateral talks, China, clash, diplomatic tensions, east asia, foreign policy, geopolitical rivalry, international relations, maritime conflict, military confrontation, naval standoff, Philippines, Rebuild trust, regional security, SeaClashCraft, South China Sea, sovereignty claims, territorial dispute, territorial sovereignty, united nations

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	7939
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Emeralds Found:	2874
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Epic Shields Constructed:	22
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4

come join our minecraft server where we reenact the china vs philippines clash in the south china sea but with BLOCKS. build your own naval fleet and engage in epic battles to see who will reign supreme in this virtual showdown. trust us, it’s way more fun than real life geopolitics. plus, we have a secret underwater base where you can find hidden treasures and maybe even a lost civilization. so what are you waiting for? join now and let the chaos begin!

SoccerMedicChaosCraft

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	3659
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

So, like, have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the players are all soccer medics? Yeah, I know, it sounds totally random, but trust me, it’s a blast! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a player breaks their leg and you gotta rush over with a splint made out of cobblestone. It’s like a high-stakes game of Operation, but in Minecraft!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker where we hold epic soccer matches using creepers as the ball. It’s chaotic, it’s explosive, and it’s absolutely hilarious. Plus, our server mascot is a zombie pigman named Dr. Goalz, who will cheer you on as you score goals and save lives.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wacky and wild as a pack of rabid llamas, then come join us! Trust me, flopping must make soccer medics’ jobs much more work than they need to be, but it’s all in good fun on our server. See you there, soccer medics!

Welcome to the Vanilla Java SMP Server… now with less awkward brackets!

awkward, Brackets, java, Server, smp, Vanilla

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	3024
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Crops Grown:	2854	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	home.zaddy.men
Player Base	Small but active
Map Size	20k by 20k, expands with major updates
Map Seed	Not public
Features	TPA, set two homes, anticheat, regular backups, land claims

FAQs: Frequently Asked Questions

Q: Can I build anywhere on the server?

A: Yes, you are encouraged to build wherever you’d like.

Q: Are there any unfair advantages with map or structure seeds?

A: The map seed is not public and structure seeds have been randomized to prevent unfair advantages.

Q: How many homes can I set on the server?

A: You can set two homes on the server.

Q: Is there a limit to the server’s overworld size?

A: The overworld is limited to 20k by 20k but will expand with every major update.

Q: Are there any quality of life improvements on the server?

A: Yes, there are tweaks such as TPA, anticheat, regular backups, and land claims for those who choose to use them.