i hate writing these things Minecraft Servers

ShowtimeCraft

action, best TV show, binge-worthy, comedy, Drama, Entertainment, favorite TV show, highest rating, must watch, Mystery, popular show, Rating, Recommend, ShowtimeCraft, Suspense, television, Thriller, top pick, top TV show, TV series, tv show

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	7878
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Void Gems Collected:	31	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Astral Projections Made:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is like the Game of Thrones of Minecraft servers – minus the disappointing final season. Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and more drama than a Real Housewives reunion. Plus, our community is tighter than a villager’s trading prices. So why waste time watching TV when you could be living your own 10/10 show on our server? Join now and become the star of your own Minecraft masterpiece!

BoomCraft Minecraft Server

art theft, BOOMCRAFT, crime, criminal activity, cultural heritage, dark day, Dutch museum, explosion, gold masterpieces, investigation, law enforcement, Minecraft, museum heist, museum security, Netherlands, Police, robbery, security breach, Server, Stolen, stolen artifacts, suspects, valuable artwork

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	1664
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Mines Excavated:	4800	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Zombie Dances:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

so, like, u wanna join dis minecraft server, bro? well let me tell u, dis server is like a crazy rollercoaster ride of epicness. like, one time, there was dis explosion at a dutch museum and all the gold masterpieces were stolen. it was like, whoa, so intense, bro. but don’t worry, on dis server, we got all the gold u could ever want. like, seriously, it’s like a gold mine up in here.

and dat ain’t all, bro. we got like, dragons and unicorns and all kinds of crazy creatures roaming around. it’s like a magical wonderland, but with creepers and zombies trying to eat ur face off. but don’t worry, we got ur back. we’ll hook u up with all the weapons and armor u need to survive.

so come join us on dis epic minecraft server, where every day is a new adventure and u never know what crazy shenanigans will go down next. trust me, u won’t regret it. it’s gonna be a blast, bro.

ElonCraft: Musk’s Surprise at AfD

afd, AfD event, billionaire, controversial, controversial figure, eastern Germany, elon musk, ElonCraft, entrepreneur, event appearance, innovation, international news, media coverage, Musks, political affiliation, Politics, public figure, spacex, Surprise, surprise appearance, Technology, tesla, unexpected guest, unexpected visit

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	3508
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Zombie Dances:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8

come join our epic minecraft server where elon musk himself makes surprise appearances and hands out diamond blocks like candy! he even rides around on a flying pig named rocket and shoots lasers out of his eyes to help you defeat the creepers! plus, our server has a secret underground base where you can find rare treasures and battle evil mobs with your trusty diamond sword. don’t miss out on the chance to play with the richest man in the world in our crazy minecraft world!

Sleeping Mana’s Promise

Bases, Bosses, Cafés, decorations, Dinosaurs, End.., Guardians, Hermit, Machinery, Magic, Manas, mobs, Modded, Nether, Npcs, Overworld, Pets, pizza, Promise, Reset, Seaside, Sleeping, Tech, Village

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	2786
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Zombie Dances:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	7535

Minecraft Server Overview

Description
Enter duality. A happy and colorful world awaits… But dig deeper and you can find strange subterranean worlds. Build a cute cafe with adorable decorations. Fight the ancient guardians of the nether and end. Cook scrumptious dishes in all sorts of culinary styles. Ascend to nigh godhood with machinery and magic. Collect cute pets. Build complex machinery.

Howdy! I’ve put together a small server for relaxing, building and getting together to knock the teeth out of large bosses every so often. The modpack contains a bit of everything. Aesthetic decorations, mobs, magic, tech, and more. Battle cataclysmic bosses and celebrate your victory with a slice of pizza. Build bases alone or together in various locations.

We’re over a year old and just had a server reset for a fresh new world feeling!

To join, head over to the Discord and do an intro for whitelist.

Links to the modpack and suggested resource packs are in the Discord.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Head over to the Discord server and do an intro for whitelisting.
What is the server’s modpack?	The modpack contains a mix of aesthetics, mobs, magic, tech, and more.
Can I build alone or with others?	You can build bases alone or together with other players in different locations.
How old is the server?	The server is over a year old and recently had a reset for a fresh new world feel.

Dual Pathway 1.21.3

1.21.3, Chaeyoung, Dahyun, DUAL, Fandom, girl group, IDOLS, Jeongyeon, Jihyo, JYP Entertainment, K-pop, Korean music, mina, Momo, Music, Nayeon, Pathway, pop, Sana, Twice thread, TWICE.., Tzuyu

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	1790
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Emeralds Found:	9223	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you!

First of all, the admins are like unicorns that fart rainbows and grant wishes! I mean, who wouldn’t want to play on a server run by magical farting unicorns?

Secondly, the players on this server are like a bunch of hyperactive squirrels on caffeine! You’ll never be bored with all the crazy shenanigans they get up to.

And let’s not forget about the buildings on this server – they’re like something out of a psychedelic dream! You’ll feel like you’re tripping on mushrooms just looking at them.

So come join us on this Minecraft server and prepare to have your mind blown! Just make sure to bring your tinfoil hat, because things are about to get weird.

AnxietyCraft: No Journey Comparison, Bro

advice, anxiety, AnxietyCraft, Awareness, Bro, Communication, comparison, Conflict Resolution, Empathy, FRIENDSHIPS, growth, Journey, Maturity, mental health, Overcoming, self improvement, self-aware, stress, Support, Understanding, Willpower

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	7154
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	6541
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	12
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Are you tired of dealing with anxious friends who can’t handle their stress? Join our Minecraft server and leave all that drama behind! Our server is a stress-free zone where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any anxiety-inducing conversations.

We understand that overcoming anxiety is a journey, and we won’t judge you for needing more time to work through it. Plus, we have a strict policy against leaving people on “seen” – everyone deserves a response, even if it’s just a virtual hug emoji.

So come join us on our server, where the only thing you’ll be stressed about is finding enough diamonds to build your dream castle. And remember, on our server, the only thing that’s contagious is laughter and fun!

HappyCraft SMP – Instant Joy!

Contentment, family, Friends, fulfillment, Good Vibes, Gratitude, HappyCraft, hobbies, INSTANT, instant happiness, joy, Laughter, love, meditation, Music, Nature, pampering, Peace, positivity, Relaxation, self-care, smp

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	2179
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Astral Projections Made:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Bruh, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind! Picture this: a server where the pigs ride on top of the creepers, where the chickens wear diamond armor, and where the zombies break dance instead of attacking you. It’s a total wacky world where anything goes!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with unlimited diamonds, a roller coaster that takes you through a lava-filled volcano, and a pet wolf that can talk and tell jokes. And get this, every time you mine a block, a disco ball drops from the sky and starts playing funky music.

Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright bonkers gameplay you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the chaos begin!

Weaponized Toaster

arm yourself, creativity, Defense, DIY weapon, emergency, End of the World, everyday object, household item, household tool, imagination, left, post-apocalyptic, preparedness, Resource, scenario, strategy, Survival, toaster, unconventional weapon, weapon, Weaponized, zombie apocalypse

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	9014
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Crops Grown:	2944
Meteorites Collected:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	494
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Farms Harvested:	531	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the zombie apocalypse has taken over and the only way to survive is with the most random weapons at your disposal! Join us and see what crazy items fate has chosen for you to wield against the undead hordes.

Imagine taking down zombies with a rubber chicken, a giant inflatable unicorn, or even a spoon! Who knew that everyday objects could become your saving grace in this chaotic world?

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker filled with unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear for those brave enough to find it. Will you be the one to uncover its treasures and become the ultimate survivor?

Join us now and experience the most ridiculous, hilarious, and unpredictable zombie apocalypse adventure in Minecraft history! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get eaten by zombies, but hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?)

PunchCraft: Canada’s Populist Minecraft Server

Campaign, Canada, Canadas, Conflict, CONSERVATIVE, controversy, Diplomacy, election, influence, international relations, leadership, liberal, Media, Minecraft, nationalism, opposition, Politics, populist, power, PunchCraft, RETALIATION, Server, strategy, trump

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	7183
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Void Gems Collected:	28
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

are you tired of boring old minecraft servers with no excitement? come join our server where we have CRAZY antics and wild adventures waiting for you!

we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold, guarded by a team of ninja chickens ready to protect it at all costs. but be careful, there’s a rumor that a giant mutant creeper roams the land, looking to explode on unsuspecting players!

our community is like a big dysfunctional family, with players pulling pranks on each other and starting epic battles for no reason at all. you never know what will happen next, but one thing’s for sure – you’ll never be bored!

so come join us and experience the madness for yourself. remember, on our server, the only rule is: there are no rules!

TeslaCraft: MuskSaluteInvestigation

MuskSaluteInvestigation, TeslaCraft

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	6241
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Crops Grown:	3405	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

so, like, this server is so lit that even elon musk would salute it. imagine a world where the tesla factory is actually a secret entrance to a minecraft server full of epic builds and crazy adventures. the police are even investigating because they can’t handle how awesome it is. join us and be part of the madness. who knows, maybe you’ll even get a salute from elon himself.