i hate school – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

SexSlaveSMP – Choose or Roll for your Minecraft SMP Slave

BDSM, bondage, choose, control, Dominant, Domination, Erotic, FANTASY, fetish, kink, Master, Minecraft, mistress, power play, Roleplay, Roll, sex slave, SexSlaveSMP, Slave, smp, sub, Submission, submissive, taboo

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where you can choose or roll for your very own sex slave! That’s right, forget about building epic structures or conquering dungeons, here you can have your very own virtual companion to do your bidding.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a beast so fierce and feathery that even the bravest players tremble at the sight of it. Rumor has it that whoever can defeat the Ender Chicken will be granted one wish by the Minecraft gods themselves.

And if you’re feeling particularly daring, you can take on the challenge of the lava parkour course, where one wrong move could send you plummeting into a pit of molten lava. But hey, at least you’ll have a sex slave to cheer you on!

So come join us on our crazy Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who really reads those anyway?).

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MotherInLawInvasionCraft

AITAH, alarm system, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, family, family dynamics, Home Invasion, home security, house cleaning, in-laws, Intruders, Key access, mother-in-law, MotherInLawInvasionCraft, personal space, Pregnancy, privacy, relationships, Respect, uninvited guests

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t find any mother-in-laws lurking around your virtual house! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, building, and most importantly, no unwanted visitors checking if your virtual house is clean enough for virtual babies.

Our server is the perfect escape from real-life boundary violations and bizarre excuses. Say goodbye to worrying about sloth-like intruders and hello to a community of players who just want to have a good time without any unwanted guests.

So why join our server? Because we guarantee you won’t find any mother-in-laws trying to invade your virtual space. Plus, who wouldn’t want to escape to a world where the only thing you need to worry about is building the coolest virtual house possible? Join us now and let the fun begin!

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SubmarineCraft: Taiwan’s Defense Dive

Defense, defense budget, defense investment, defense strategy, Dive, East Asia security, geopolitical tensions, maritime defense, military buildup, military modernization, military procurement, military technology, national security, naval deterrence, naval power, naval warfare, PLA attacks, regional stability, submarine fleet, SubmarineCraft, Submarines, taiwan, Taiwan-China relations, Taiwans

come join our minecraft server, where we build submarines to protect against possible attacks from the PLA! we got billions of blocks to spare, so why not join us and help build 7 more submarines to defend our virtual world. who knew minecraft could be so intense and strategic? join now and be a part of the craziest underwater battles you’ve ever seen!

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MSvsAlzCraft: Brain Battle Edition

Alzheimer’s disease, amyloid plaques, autoimmune diseases, battle, Brain, brain function, brain health, brain protection, cognitive decline, cognitive impairment, disease prevention, Edition, immune system, Medical research, MSvsAlzCraft, Multiple Sclerosis, Neurodegeneration, neurodegenerative diseases, neuroinflammation, neurological disorders, neurological health, neurology, Protective Effects, treatment strategies

yo yo yo, listen up gamers! u wanna join dis lit minecraft server cuz we got da craziest shiznit goin on up in here! did u know dat playin on dis server can actually PROTECT u from gettin dat nasty Alzheimer’s disease? dat’s right, u heard me! we got da secret sauce to keep dem amyloid plaques away, all thanks to our magical MS patients who be holdin it down in dis virtual world. so come on over and join da fun, cuz ain’t no better way to fight off dem brain diseases than playin some blocky games with us! let’s get it, fam! 🎮🔥 #MinecraftMadness #ProtectYoBrain #JoinDaCraze

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Heal the Squad – Where even the creepers get a bandaid! EU edition

Address, backup, bandaid, Cheating, CREEPERS, Daily, Discord, Edition, Farming, Features, Food, Griefing, heal, Iron, Minecraft, Protection, Public, PvP, Server, Spawnkilling, squad, stealing, Tools, Vanilla, Worldguard

Server Overview
No ranks / No economy / No shops / No TP
PVP is enabled
Rain is disabled
Starter kit on first login (iron tools and food)
Worldguard Protection for regulars
CHEATING/SPAWNKILLING will get you banned
Griefing/Stealing is allowed on unprotected area
Farming is allowed
Daily server backup

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Can I use cheats on the server?

No, cheating or spawn killing will result in a ban.

Is griefing allowed on the server?

Griefing and stealing are allowed on unprotected areas.

What do I get in the starter kit?

The starter kit includes iron tools and food for your initial gameplay.

How can I protect my area on the server?

Regular players are provided with Worldguard Protection to protect their areas from griefing.

Is there a discord server for the Minecraft server?

Yes, our discord server is: https://discord.gg/ZUqV8N2Q93

What is the server address?

The server address is healthesquad.com

CupboardClearing Minecraft Server

bittersweet, CupboardClearing, emotional, emptiness, HEARTBREAK, Loneliness, longing, longing for you, love, Love Lost, Memories, Minecraft, missing you, poetry, reading, relationships, Reminiscing, Sadness, separation, Server, sorrow, Waiting, yearning

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps. Our community is like no other, with players who will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Cupboard Clearing Challenge, where players race against the clock to clear out as many cupboards as possible. The winner gets a virtual trophy and bragging rights for eternity.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just find yourself reading in between the lines of a Minecraft sign and missing it all the time.

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ChefCrafting in Minecraft SMP

ChefCrafting, Cooking, cooking skills, cooking styles, cooking techniques, cooking traditions, culinary heritage, culinary knowledge, culinary traditions, cultural cooking, cultural cuisine, food preparation, home cooking, homemade meals, local dishes, local ingredients, Minecraft, national dishes, regional cooking, smp, traditional cooking methods, traditional cooking practices, traditional recipes

Are you tired of burning down your virtual kitchen in Minecraft because you can’t cook to save your pixelated life? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have the most epic cooking challenges that will have you whipping up gourmet meals in no time! From baking cakes with explosive ingredients to grilling steaks on a lava pit, our cooking competitions will have you laughing, crying, and possibly setting your computer on fire (just kidding, please don’t do that). So come join us and show off your culinary skills, or lack thereof, in the most chaotic kitchen you’ll ever experience!

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PronounceMyCraft

acceptance, Boundaries, Communication, culture, family, heritage, Identity, last name, linguistic, name change, Origin, personal choice, pride, PROFESSIONAL, PronounceMyCraft, pronunciation, relationships, Respect, tradition, Understanding

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even your last name can cause drama! Join us for a wild ride filled with mispronunciations, family feuds, and linguistic battles.

Are you tired of boring last names that everyone can pronounce? Well, on our server, we embrace the chaos of unique names with lots of consonants in repetition. Who needs a simple last name when you can have one that confuses everyone around you?

Join us and experience the thrill of asserting your right to pronounce your own name however you want. Take a stand against the tyranny of incorrect pronunciations and show the world that you are the master of your own linguistic destiny.

But beware, family members may try to hold onto outdated pronunciations from decades past. Will you stand your ground and demand the respect you deserve? Or will you let them continue to butcher your name in front of your friends and colleagues?

So come on down to our Minecraft server and let the name battles begin! It’s a virtual world where last names reign supreme and drama is always just around the corner. Join us now and show the world that you are not to be messed with when it comes to pronouncing your own name!

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BedroomDoorsClosedMinecraftSMP

air circulation, bedroom door, BedroomDoorsClosedMinecraftSMP, children, Closed, comfort, feng shui, home safety, nighttime routine, noise control, Open, Peace of mind, personal preference, pet access, privacy, Room temperature, Safety, SECURITY, sleep habits, sleep quality, ventilation

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest place to be! We have a secret underground society of llamas who run the economy, a roller coaster that goes through a volcano, and a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs (seriously, it’s a thing). Join us if you dare, but be warned – once you enter, you may never want to leave!

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LastBlockStanding

contemplation, death, end of life, existential questions, final moments, final thoughts, last words, LastBlockStanding, life reflections, mortality, parting words, Reflection

Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft server in the universe? Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of rainbow-colored sheep start dancing around you, singing “Baby Shark” in perfect harmony. And just when you think it can’t get any crazier, a giant flying pig swoops down and offers you a ride to the enchanted land of unlimited cake and pizza. But beware, the evil Creepers are plotting to steal all the bacon in the land, so you better join our server and help us save the day with your epic building skills and impeccable last words! So what are you waiting for? Join now before the dancing sheep run out of moves!

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