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FeedMeOnceOrElse

Day, Feeding, FeedMeOnceOrElse, Fish, Fishing, Food, Generosity, Giving, INDEPENDENCE, Lesson, man, man-eating fish, metaphor, never ask, ProVerb, provision, reliance, Request, self-sufficiency, Survival, Sustenance

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	8042
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6453
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Farms Harvested:	717
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	8

join our epic minecraft server and experience the thrill of being chased by man-eating fish! forget about boring old fishing for regular fish, come catch some man-eating fish and become the ultimate fisherman in the land!

our server is full of crazy adventures, like riding pigs into battle against zombie chickens and building a giant statue of a potato with a mustache. trust us, you won’t find this kind of insanity anywhere else!

so what are you waiting for? come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where even the fish are out to get you!

WarzoneMinecraftServer

Comical, Conflict, Explanation, Humanity, Incompetence, mental disorder, mental health, Military, North America, objective factors, reasons, Roots, sapient, stupidity, US army, Victory, War, WarzoneMinecraftServer, Western Europe

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	295
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Ores Mined:	4584
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the battles are as ridiculous as a squirrel trying to do calculus! Join us and witness the epic showdown between two sides who couldn’t find their way out of a paper bag with a map and a flashlight.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – the mighty US Army is just waiting for you to join so they can finally show off their superior skills and win the war in just 2 weeks. Forget about strategy and tactics, all you need is a healthy dose of comical incompetence to reign supreme on this server.

And don’t worry about anyone outside of North America and Western Europe, because according to our lore, they’re not even real humans. That’s right, only the chosen few from the “superior” regions of the world get to play on our server and witness the chaos unfold.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and witness the roots of this mental disorder unfold before your very eyes. Who needs logic and reason when you have Minecraft and a whole lot of craziness to keep you entertained? Let the madness begin!

NJPW Champion Minecraft Server

Champion, Japanese wrestling, Minecraft, new japan pro wrestling, njpw, NJPW champions, NJPW events, NJPW match results, NJPW match winners, NJPW matches, NJPW results, NJPW tournament winners, NJPW updates, NJPW winners, NJPW winners 2021, NJPW winners list, professional wrestling, Server, Sports Entertainment, WINNERS, Wrestling Matches, wrestling news

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	9856
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Animals Bred:	88
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Endless Legions Commanded:	19	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server…

Once upon a time, there was a group of players who ventured into the depths of our server’s dungeons. Little did they know, they would come face to face with a horde of zombie pigmen riding on top of giant chickens! But fear not, for our players bravely fought off the feathered fiends with nothing but their trusty diamond swords and enchanted armor.

And that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has been known to challenge players to epic dance-offs for the chance to win rare loot and valuable resources. Rumor has it, the Ender Dragon’s favorite dance move is the “Creeper Shuffle.”

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and provide endless hours of laughter and adventure, then look no further! Join us now and become a part of our wacky and wonderful world. Who knows what crazy antics you’ll get up to next!

BlamelessBlockParty

Blame, BlamelessBlockParty, blended family, Boundaries, child development, children’s behavior, Communication, communication skills, Conflict Resolution, Expectations, family dynamics, family relationships, friendship, Friendship Dynamics, half siblings, parent conflict, parental involvement, parenting, step siblings, Support

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	5452
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	90
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Farms Harvested:	803	Mines Excavated:	1660
Secret Passages Found:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is not allowed? Look no further than our server! Join now and escape the real-life conflicts like Arya and Lilah’s mom. Our server is a drama-free zone where you can build, explore, and have a great time with your friends. Plus, we have a strict no-step/half sibling policy, so you won’t have to worry about any family drama here. Come join us and leave the real world behind – unless you want to bring your crazy mom along, then we can’t help you with that! Join now and let the fun begin!

CraftyUkraine Minecraft Server

aerial combat, air defense, aircraft, Conflict, CraftyUkraine, defense capabilities, defense system, eastern europe, fighter jet, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military confrontation, military intelligence, military technology, Minecraft, missile strike, russia, russian military, Server, Su-57, Ukraine, Ukrainian forces, War

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	3728
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	20

LOL ukraine be like “BOOM! Take that, Su-57 jet!” 😂 our server be like that too – always hitting the competition with surprises! Join us for epic battles and crazy shenanigans. Plus, our military intelligence is top notch – we know all the best strategies to dominate the game! Come join the fun and be part of the action. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next big hero to take down a jet with a single hit! 😜🚀 #JoinTheMadness

Suka57 Smackdown: Ukrainian Edition

aerial combat, Air Force, aircraft, Attack, Conflict, Defense, defense system, eastern europe, Edition, fighter plane, international relations, Military, military technology, Missile, news headline, russia, shot down, SmackDown, strike, Su-57, Suka57, Ukraine, UKRAINIAN, War

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	3101
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Magic Items Found:	8019
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	3

Yo, have you heard about this crazy Minecraft server? It’s so lit, even Ukraine claims they hit a Russian Su-57 fighter plane on it! Like, imagine the epic battles happening on this server, it’s like World War III but with blocks and creepers. Join now for the ultimate adrenaline rush and show off your PvP skills by taking down enemy planes with your diamond sword. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this wild ride!

♐ MIGOSMC ♐ SUMMER UPDATE ⭐ 1.8 – 1.20.1 Minecraft server

1.20.1, 1.8, MIGOSMC, Minecraft, Server, summer update

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	6867
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	28	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	31	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Secret Passages Found:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Buildings Constructed:	47	Players Killed by Monsters:	1801
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Votes:	2988

The owner of the server “MIGOSMC SUMMER UPDATE 1.8 – 1.20.1” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

ai.migosmc.net

Vanilla Playground: Where chaos reigns and hacks are just a whisper!

1.20.4, 3 years, building, Chaos, classical, Community, Discord, Exploring, Griefing, Hacks, join now, modern version, multiplayer, ONLINE, Play, Playground, Plugins, Public, REIGNS, Server, Survival, TEAM, Vanilla, vanilla smp, Version, whisper

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	287
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Falling into the Void:	0
Endless Night Skies:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	284
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Crops Grown:	4681	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	76

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Public Vanilla SMP
Rules	NO Hacks
IP	play.mcvpg.org
Version	1.20.4
Discord	discord.mcvpg.org

FAQ

Can I use hacks on the server?

No, hacks are not allowed on this server.

How long has the server been up?

The server has been up for 3 years.

What can I do on the server?

You can grief, explore, build with friends, basically anything you want!

How can I find a team to play with?

You can join the Discord server at discord.mcvpg.org to find a team.

JOIN NOW!

PixelPleasure Minecraft Server

2D Hentai Games, Archive, dlsite, H-Action Games, hentai rpg, IPFS Edition, japanese games, linux, Machine Translation, Minecraft, Patch, PixelPleasure, Redhaired slut, RJ Code, RJ Gallery, RPG, rpgmaker, Rtp, Server, VH FAQ, video games, Violated Heroine

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	5380
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Star Shards Collected:	182
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Holy Grails Found:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

Welcome to the Redhaired Slut edition of our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, excitement, and redhaired sluts galore.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a redhaired slut stumbled upon our server and brought with her a treasure trove of diamonds and enchanted gear. Legend has it that she still roams the server, seducing players with her fiery locks and generous gifts.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the most epic hentai RPG games you’ve ever seen. Dive into a world of fantasy and debauchery, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft server and experience the redhaired slut edition like never before. Just remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back. See you on the other side!

RealWinsMC – LaLiga & CL Edition

champions league, Champions League champions, Champions League excitement, Champions League matches, Champions League wins, Edition, european football, European leagues, football, football leagues, laliga, LaLiga champions, LaLiga excitement, LaLiga matches, LaLiga wins, realwinslol, RealWinsMC, Soccer, sports, sports news, sports updates

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	7657
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	28

Are you tired of watching LaLiga and Champions League matches on TV and not being able to control the outcome? Well, fear not because on our Minecraft server, LaLiga and Champions League are about to turn into >realwinslol! That’s right, you can now control the fate of your favorite teams and players in the most epic soccer matches ever seen in the virtual world.

Join our server and witness Cristiano Ronaldo scoring a hat-trick against Lionel Messi’s team, only to be saved by a last-minute bicycle kick from Neymar. Or maybe you prefer to see a team of zombie pigmen taking on a squad of Endermen in a battle for the ultimate title. The possibilities are endless and the excitement is guaranteed!

But that’s not all, on our server, you can also participate in epic quests to find the legendary diamond sword of Zlatan Ibrahimovic or build your own stadium made entirely out of obsidian. And if you’re feeling competitive, challenge other players to a game of Creeper soccer or Skeleton archery.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the thrill of LaLiga and Champions League like never before. Who needs real wins when you can have >realwinslol!