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I Hate This Dickhead Minecraft SMP

dickhead, frustrating individual, hate, i hate, irritating behavior, long tail tags: annoying person, Minecraft, smp, this dickhead

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	9444
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Wilderness Tamed:	9	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	12	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Void Gems Collected:	21	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with sweaty try-hards and toxic players? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate escape from all that nonsense! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination (shh, don’t tell anyone)!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the mystical portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cake (yes, even the creepers)!

So why waste your time on those other servers when you could be part of our wacky, unpredictable world? Join us now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Noobs Outta Here Minecraft Server

ANNOYING, bad behavior, Cultural differences, discrimination, DISRESPECTFUL, disrespectful behavior., disrespectful tourists, foreign visitors, foreigners, foreigners go home, hate, i hate, intolerance, Minecraft, negative experiences, Noobs, Nuisance, Nuisance Foreigners, Outta, Rude, Server, unwanted guests, Xenophobia

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	688
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Alien Abductions:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Secret Passages Found:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Star Shards Collected:	249
New Chunks Explored:	799685	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Are you tired of pesky Endermen stealing your blocks and creepers blowing up your hard work? Look no further than our server! We have a strict “No Nuisance Foreigners” policy, so you can build in peace without any unwanted guests causing chaos.

Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant zombie chickens, riding on rainbow-colored llamas, and participating in epic cake-eating contests. Our server is also home to the rarest mob of all – the Disco Sheep, who will boogie down with you whenever you need a dance break.

But beware, our server is guarded by a team of fearless warrior bunnies who will protect you from any griefers or trolls trying to ruin your fun. So come on over and join the madness – we promise you won’t regret it!

HateCraft Minecraft Server

Authenticity, conflicted emotions, digital dilemma, emotional struggle, HateCraft, i hate, inner conflict, Insecurity, just cuz, Minecraft, mixed feelings, online presence, online sharing, peer pressure, post anyway, reluctant posting, Self-expression, Server, sharing reluctantly, social media, social pressure, Vulnerability

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	8848
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Zombie Dances:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride pigs into battle, build a castle made entirely of cake, and tame a dragon to be your loyal pet. Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode!

But wait, there’s more! We have secret treasure hunts, dance parties with villagers, and a roller coaster that goes through the Nether. Plus, our moderators are actually wizards who can grant you three wishes (as long as one of them is for more diamonds).

So why wait? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be warned, once you enter, you may never want to leave!

CowboyHateMCServer

CowboyHateMCServer, cyber harassment, cyberbullying, disrespectful behavior., Fandom, Harassment, Hate Speech, i hate, internet culture, long tail, negative feelings, Negativity, Online Community, online harassment, online toxicity, social media, toxic behavior, virtual youtubers, vtuber community, VTuber fans, western vtuber fans

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	8209
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Mines Excavated:	3378
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8

Are you tired of dealing with Western VTuber fans who just can’t seem to get enough of their virtual idols? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all that drama behind as you immerse yourself in a world where the only virtual idols are the pixelated pigs and cows roaming the land.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare and elusive creature rumored to lay eggs made of pure diamond. Join us and embark on a quest to find this majestic bird and claim its riches for yourself.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is protected by a team of ninja llamas who will stop at nothing to defend our players from griefers and trolls? That’s right, these llamas are trained in the ancient art of llama-fu and will not hesitate to spit in the face of anyone who dares to disrupt the peace of our server.

So what are you waiting for? Leave the drama of Western VTuber fans behind and join us on our epic Minecraft adventure!

Minecraft SMP: BullshitCraft – LePerfektOrganism

Admiration, Alien, bullshit, BullshitCraft, conscience, delusions, Earth, humans, Le Perfect organism, LePerfektOrganism, long tail tag, Minecraft, morality, organism, predator, predator on earth, purity, remorse, research, smp, Special, survivor, unclouded

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	8941
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we embrace our inner predators and unleash our alien-like survival skills! Join us if you’re ready to throw morality out the window and conquer the virtual world with no remorse!

👽 Our server is like a crazy science experiment gone wrong, where players are transformed into ruthless predators with no conscience. Forget about building cute houses and planting flowers, we’re here to dominate and survive at all costs!

🚀 So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who are as unclouded by conscience as the Alien itself? We’re not here to make friends, we’re here to crush our enemies and rule the Minecraft universe with an iron fist!

🌌 So if you’re looking for a wild and insane Minecraft experience where morality is just a distant memory, join us and embrace your inner predator. Just remember, in this world, only the strong survive… and maybe a few lucky aliens too! 😉

Mommy Kidnap Minecraft Server

Assistance, Boundaries, caregiving, Communication, Conflict, controversy, Crisis, Decision making, family, health, intervention, judgment, kidnap, KIDNAPPING, love, loyalty, Marriage, Minecraft, mom, Mommy, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, Support

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	7881
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Enchantments Applied:	74	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	81	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the story of this family drama.

On our server, you’ll find more chaos than a house full of unruly dogs (sorry, mom). Build your own virtual world while dodging family feuds and unexpected hospital visits. Who needs reality TV when you can log on to our server and witness the drama unfold firsthand?

Join now and experience the thrill of virtual kidnapping accusations, family fights, and last-minute moves. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat. So, are you ready to dive into the craziest Minecraft server experience of your life? Join us today and brace yourself for the unexpected!

MomAuntSleepoverNoBye

anger, Boundaries, college dorm, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, DISRESPECTFUL, dorm life, ENTITLEMENT, family, financial responsibility, Frustration, generational differences, Guilt, INDEPENDENCE, lack of respect, MomAuntSleepoverNoBye, overnight guests, personal space, sleeping arrangements, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	6538
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Ores Mined:	7171
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this family drama? Look no further! Join our server and experience the chaos firsthand.

Reasons to join: – We have middle-aged women who will crash in your dorm room without asking, just like OP’s mom and aunt! – Avoid awkward sleeping arrangements by offering to pay for a hotel room, only to have it rejected in favor of sleeping in the car. – Experience the thrill of late-night arguments and shouting matches in the hallway, just like OP’s mom and aunt provided. – Enjoy the luxury of sleeping in your car because your mom and aunt took over your dorm room. Who needs a bed anyway?

Join now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience! And remember, no need to thank us for the entertainment – it’s all part of the package.

NoobAdmiringPro Minecraft SMP

amazing performances, awe-inspiring moments, awe-inspiring talents, breathtaking experiences, breathtaking performances, dazzling shows, exceptional artistry, extraordinary displays, extraordinary talents, impressive sights, impressive skills., incredible feats, jaw-dropping spectacles, mind blowing skills, Minecraft, NoobAdmiringPro, outstanding craftsmanship, phenomenal abilities, remarkable displays, remarkable talent, smp, stunning visuals, superb craftsmanship

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	6346
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	109	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Towns Built:	10
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Enchantments Applied:	117	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing impressive is someone building a giant dirt house? Well, look no further because our SMP is a whole new level of crazy!

Join us if you want to witness players riding pigs into battle against hordes of zombie villagers, or see a player build a working roller coaster made entirely out of cake.

We have secret underground bases filled with llamas wearing sunglasses and disco balls, and every full moon, the entire server turns into a giant dance party with creepers busting out their best moves.

So, if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us and prepare to have your mind blown by the sheer insanity that is our SMP!

BlockBustersCraft

addiction counseling, addiction recovery, addiction support, addiction treatment, behavior change, BlockBustersCraft, breaking habits, coping strategies, healthy habits, mental health, mindfulness, overcoming addiction, personal growth, porn addiction, quitting porn, recovery journey, seeking help, self improvement, self-control, support groups, Therapy

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	2878
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	4703	Magic Items Found:	3981
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Potions Brewed:	67
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Are you tired of spending all your time watching adult content and feeling like you’re stuck in a never-ending loop of shame and regret? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and say goodbye to your porn addiction as you dive headfirst into a world of blocky adventures and pixelated fun.

Imagine this: you’re wandering through our server, mining for diamonds and building epic structures, when suddenly you realize that you haven’t thought about porn in hours. That’s the magic of our server – it’s so addictively entertaining that you won’t even have time to think about your old habits.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of magical unicorns who will grant you three wishes if you can find them. Want to fly like a bird? Done. Want to turn all your enemies into chickens? Consider it done. Want to banish your porn addiction to the shadow realm? You got it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and say goodbye to your porn addiction once and for all. Trust us, your future self will thank you.

DroneCraft Server: Zelenskyy’s Tech Tie-Up

collaboration, defense capabilities, defense collaboration, defense industry, defense manufacturing, defense partnership, defense technology, DroneCraft, electronic warfare systems, India, innovation, international relations, military cooperation, military equipment, Partnership, producing drones, Server, strategic alliance, Tech, technology transfer, tie-up, TieUp, Ukraine, zelenskyy, Zelenskyys

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	3549
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Mythical Swords Crafted:	81
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	202
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

so like, this server is like the bomb diggity, you gotta join cuz we got Zelenskyy on board making drones and electronic warfare systems with India. like, imagine flying around on a drone in Minecraft, causing chaos and wrecking havoc. it’s gonna be a total blast, trust me. plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server where world leaders are teaming up to create epic stuff? join now before Zelenskyy and India take over the Minecraft world with their insane creations!

NoPhonesNoSpiesCraft

#intelligence gathering, bans phones, Cabinet meetings, communication restrictions, confidential discussions, confidential information, cyber espionage, Cyber Security, digital devices, electronic devices, espionage threat, government meetings, Information Security, national security, New Dutch leader, NoPhonesNoSpiesCraft, privacy protection, security measure, sensitive information, technology ban

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	9929
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Void Gems Collected:	34	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Royal Decrees Issued:	0

so, like, this server is so lit, even the new Dutch leader is banning phones in Cabinet meetings to, like, dial back the espionage threat. like, who knew Minecraft could be so intense, right? join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft community ever. we promise you won’t regret it, unless you’re a spy or something, then you might wanna stay away. just sayin’. #NoPhonesNoSpies #MinecraftMadness

Minecraft Towns: Where even the creepers pay property tax!

bonds, Claims, Community, CREEPERS, disruptive players, Drama, ender dragon, Events, fire spread, FRIENDSHIPS, Horse Stats, map art, Minecraft, mini game, multiplayer, Pay, player, Property, smp, Survival, Tax, town-building, Towns, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelisted

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	5550
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	28	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Mines Excavated:	3708
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22

Server Name	Townscraft
Server Type	Survival Multiplayer
Focus	Town-building and community events
Features	Vanilla experience, tight-knit community, secure server

Overview

Townscraft is a thrilling Survival Multiplayer server where your imagination shapes the world. Dive into a vibrant community where towns are more than just clusters of buildings—they’re living, breathing realms of creativity. Whether you’re drawn to bustling cityscapes, enchanting steampunk floating islands, or the quirky charm, there’s a place for you here.

Quick Links

In-Depth

Our server is a whitelisted SMP with a unique approach to promoting town-building and general community events. We try not to alter Minecraft’s main gameplay loop, but we do have events that add flare and replayability to our server. We do not have a towny or claims plugin. We believe in a vanilla player-honored system that allows a more natural and organic feel to play.

FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Join our Discord community to start planning your new town, forge new friendships, and become part of the Townscraft family. Your adventure awaits!

Q: What type of players are welcome on Townscraft?

A: All types of players are welcome, whether you are a Builder, Redstoner, PvP/Explorer, or even a new player looking for their footing. Everyone is welcome to play.

Q: Is the server secure?

A: Yes, Townscraft is a safe and secure server where your creations are protected. With robust backups and vigilant protection measures, you won’t have to worry about theft or griefing.

Q: Are there community events on the server?

A: Yes, we occasionally have community-hosted events run by staff or by anyone willing where anyone can participate and have fun such as hide-and-seek, boat racing and gift exchanges.

AnimeLovers Minecraft Server

adorable, animated, animated couples, animated romance, anime couples, anime lovebirds, AnimeLovers, Beloved, cute moments, emotional, Favorite, fictional, Heartwarming, japanese animation, love, memorable, Minecraft, otp, relationships, romance, Romantic, Server, SWEET

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	7258
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Votes:	6463

Are you tired of searching for the perfect Minecraft server to join? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate love story between you and your blocky creations! Just like your favorite anime couples, you’ll find yourself coming back for more cutesy moments and heartwarming interactions with other players. Who needs real romance when you can have a virtual one with your Minecraft world? Join us and create your own love story today!

NokoNokoCraft SMP – The ShikaShenanigans

4chan, Anime, boards, browsing, Community, culture, discussion, Forums, geek, hobbies, interests, internet, koshitantan, Manga, Nerd, nokonoko, NokoNokoCraft, ONLINE, Otaku, shikanoko, ShikaShenanigans, smp, social media

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	2281
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new diamond vein? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding pigs armed with carrots, or if you want to participate in our annual “Build a Castle Using Only Dirt” competition.

We have a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to overthrow the players and take over the server, so you better join quick before it’s too late!

And rumor has it that Noko herself frequents our server, lurking in the shadows and causing mischief wherever she goes. So if you want to see what kind of chaos she would bring to a Minecraft world, come join us now!