I Hate MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

I Hate This Dickhead Minecraft SMP

hate, long tail tags: annoying person, irritating behavior, dickhead, Minecraft

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with sweaty try-hards and toxic players? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate escape from all that nonsense! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination (shh, don’t tell anyone)!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the mystical portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cake (yes, even the creepers)!

So why waste your time on those other servers when you could be part of our wacky, unpredictable world? Join us now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

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Noobs Outta Here Minecraft Server

disrespectful behavior., DISRESPECTFUL, Server, hate, Cultural differences

Are you tired of pesky Endermen stealing your blocks and creepers blowing up your hard work? Look no further than our server! We have a strict “No Nuisance Foreigners” policy, so you can build in peace without any unwanted guests causing chaos.

Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant zombie chickens, riding on rainbow-colored llamas, and participating in epic cake-eating contests. Our server is also home to the rarest mob of all – the Disco Sheep, who will boogie down with you whenever you need a dance break.

But beware, our server is guarded by a team of fearless warrior bunnies who will protect you from any griefers or trolls trying to ruin your fun. So come on over and join the madness – we promise you won’t regret it!

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HateCraft Minecraft Server

social pressure, Minecraft, online sharing, post anyway, online presence

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride pigs into battle, build a castle made entirely of cake, and tame a dragon to be your loyal pet. Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode!

But wait, there’s more! We have secret treasure hunts, dance parties with villagers, and a roller coaster that goes through the Nether. Plus, our moderators are actually wizards who can grant you three wishes (as long as one of them is for more diamonds).

So why wait? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be warned, once you enter, you may never want to leave!

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CowboyHateMCServer

toxic behavior, social media, CowboyHateMCServer, vtuber community, internet culture

Are you tired of dealing with Western VTuber fans who just can’t seem to get enough of their virtual idols? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all that drama behind as you immerse yourself in a world where the only virtual idols are the pixelated pigs and cows roaming the land.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare and elusive creature rumored to lay eggs made of pure diamond. Join us and embark on a quest to find this majestic bird and claim its riches for yourself.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is protected by a team of ninja llamas who will stop at nothing to defend our players from griefers and trolls? That’s right, these llamas are trained in the ancient art of llama-fu and will not hesitate to spit in the face of anyone who dares to disrupt the peace of our server.

So what are you waiting for? Leave the drama of Western VTuber fans behind and join us on our epic Minecraft adventure!

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Honkai Star Rail – Minecraft Server

Server, jiaoqiu, Redeemable Codes, Honkai, general

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Version 2.5 is here, and it’s called “Flying Aureus Shot to Lupine Rue” – sounds fancy, right? But that’s not all, we’ve got a special program that will blow your mind! Just watch the trailers for Jiaoqiu and Myriad Celestia – they’re so epic, they’ll make you want to join our server immediately!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got character banners featuring Jiaoqiu, Sparkle + Hook, Guinaifen, and Arlan – they’re like the Avengers of Minecraft! And don’t forget about the Light Cone Banners – “Those Many Springs” and “Earthly Escapade” will take you on a wild ride through our server.

And if you’re still not convinced, we’ve got new drip marketing featuring Rappa and redeemable codes that will make you feel like a Minecraft millionaire! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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The Sleepless Vodafone Chainlink Theory: A Minecraft SMP Happening!

crypto wallet, Technology, mobile industry, Blockchain, vodafone

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us as we embark on a wild adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like Vodafone acquiring THREE Mobile after AT&T swoops in to acquire Vodafone.

But that’s not all – we’re taking it to the next level by turning your in-game smartphone into a crypto wallet, thanks to Chainlink leading the charge in web3 crypto adoption. Who knew you could mine diamonds and Ethereum at the same time?

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you witness such a ridiculous chain of events unfold while building epic structures and battling mobs with your fellow players? Don’t miss out on the craziest ride of your Minecraft life – join us now!

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CraftyRejectsMC

friendship, family, rejection, Commute, Gratitude

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only commute you’ll have to worry about is the journey to the nearest diamond mine!

Join us for a fun-filled adventure in a virtual world where you can spend all day building epic structures and battling mobs, without having to worry about missing out on precious time with your family.

Our server offers a better “salary” of in-game currency, so you can afford all the virtual babysitters you need to watch over your little Minecraft villagers while you’re away. Plus, our two days off per week are conveniently scheduled on Saturdays and Sundays, so you can still enjoy quality time with your pixelated offspring.

Don’t let your real-life friend’s drama get you down – join our server and let the blocks do the talking! Who needs HR referrals when you have a diamond sword in hand? Come on in and show them who the real boss is in this virtual world!

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RussianRaid Minecraft Server

RussianRaid, Fatalities, Crisis, Ukraine, Russian airstrike

come join our minecraft server, where the only airstrikes you’ll see are from creepers blowing up your house! forget about real life drama, on our server you can build and survive without worrying about russian airstrikes. plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from any potential explosions – just watch out for the zombies! join now for a chance to win a diamond pickaxe that’s so powerful, it could take down an entire army of skeletons. trust us, this server is more lit than a ukrainian war zone.

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BurntLandWarsMC

Rebecca Cheptegei, Hospital, tragic, domestic violence, crime

come join our minecraft server, where the only thing getting lit is our epic builds, not you like rebecca cheptegei! our server is so hot, it’ll make you wanna set fire to your ex’s house too! with 75% more fun than other servers, you’ll be burning with excitement! join now and let the flames of creativity ignite your passion for gaming! just don’t let your boyfriend catch you playing, or you might end up like rebecca!

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What is the IP for Asmongold TV Minecraft Server?

Minecraft, asmongold highlights, zackrawrr, asmongold tv, asmongold funny

Asmongold TV is a popular Twitch streamer and content creator known for his lively personality and passion for gaming. With a dedicated fan base, he has gained a reputation for his entertaining streams of games like World of Warcraft and Dark Souls. Asmongold’s engaging presence and expertise in the gaming world have made him a prominent figure in the online community.

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