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  • I Hate This Dickhead Minecraft SMP

    I Hate This Dickhead Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with sweaty try-hards and toxic players? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate escape from all that nonsense! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination (shh, don’t tell anyone)!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the mystical portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cake (yes, even the creepers)!

    So why waste your time on those other servers when you could be part of our wacky, unpredictable world? Join us now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Noobs Outta Here Minecraft Server

    Noobs Outta Here Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of pesky Endermen stealing your blocks and creepers blowing up your hard work? Look no further than our server! We have a strict “No Nuisance Foreigners” policy, so you can build in peace without any unwanted guests causing chaos.

    Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant zombie chickens, riding on rainbow-colored llamas, and participating in epic cake-eating contests. Our server is also home to the rarest mob of all – the Disco Sheep, who will boogie down with you whenever you need a dance break.

    But beware, our server is guarded by a team of fearless warrior bunnies who will protect you from any griefers or trolls trying to ruin your fun. So come on over and join the madness – we promise you won’t regret it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • HateCraft Minecraft Server

    HateCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

    Join us for epic adventures where you can ride pigs into battle, build a castle made entirely of cake, and tame a dragon to be your loyal pet. Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode!

    But wait, there’s more! We have secret treasure hunts, dance parties with villagers, and a roller coaster that goes through the Nether. Plus, our moderators are actually wizards who can grant you three wishes (as long as one of them is for more diamonds).

    So why wait? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be warned, once you enter, you may never want to leave!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CowboyHateMCServer

    CowboyHateMCServer

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dealing with Western VTuber fans who just can’t seem to get enough of their virtual idols? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all that drama behind as you immerse yourself in a world where the only virtual idols are the pixelated pigs and cows roaming the land.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare and elusive creature rumored to lay eggs made of pure diamond. Join us and embark on a quest to find this majestic bird and claim its riches for yourself.

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is protected by a team of ninja llamas who will stop at nothing to defend our players from griefers and trolls? That’s right, these llamas are trained in the ancient art of llama-fu and will not hesitate to spit in the face of anyone who dares to disrupt the peace of our server.

    So what are you waiting for? Leave the drama of Western VTuber fans behind and join us on our epic Minecraft adventure!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Elite Anarchy [1.21]

    Elite Anarchy [1.21]

    New Minecraft Servers

    Dive into a world of chaos and freedom where there are no rules, no boundaries, and no limits—except one: No Cheating. Our server is the perfect playground for those who crave the thrill of survival, creativity, and unfiltered anarchy. Whether you’re looking to build monumental structures, form alliances, or wage epic battles, Elite Anarchy offers the perfect canvas for your adventures.

    Join a vibrant community of players where trust is earned, alliances are fragile, and betrayal is always a possibility. With a commitment to providing a fair and cheat-free environment, you can rest assured that your hard-earned accomplishments are respected and preserved.

    play.eliteanarchy.com

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • 🏕️ SMP where every block is VIP pass 🏕️ No squares allowed! Join THE CLUB now! 🏕️

    🏕️ SMP where every block is VIP pass 🏕️ No squares allowed! Join THE CLUB now! 🏕️

    New Minecraft Servers

    ABOUT US

    The Club SMP is an 18+ vanilla Minecraft server started in early 2022 with the goal of uniting a community of friends using Minecraft as a medium. We believe that true fun in Minecraft comes with the interactions and friends you make while playing. Whether you are a beginner or a long-time veteran of the game, we welcome you with open arms to our family!

    We pride ourselves in our community and strive to keep players engaged with active events and projects. All major decisions are made based on the community’s input and players are never out of the picture. In addition, our economy is driven by player-ran shops that allow anyone to ‘get rich’ dealing business. Here at the Club SMP, every player is a crucial component of an ever-growing and interactive community.

    HARDWARE & SETUP

    Alongside our amazing community, we also boast a fully self-hosted dedicated machine for the server, running modern blazing-fast hardware topped off with carefully tweaked server-sided optimization mods. This ensures minimal impact of lag while maintaining vanilla parity and allows our players to focus on what matters the most: gameplay. Furthermore, this setup allows us to have room for expansion, with a future plan of providing an accessible test/creative server for the community to plan their projects.

    PlatformFabric 1.21
    LocationSan Jose, California, United States
    CPUAMD Ryzen 5 7600X
    RAM10GB (32 Total)

    MODS & TWEAKS

    We run a variety of server-sided optimization and QoL mods to enhance the player experience. We also provide our players with a custom (optional) client modpack, tailored for performance and useful features.

    Notable Mods/Tweaks Included:

    • Worldgen: Geophilic, Stony Cliffs Are Cool, Structory
    • Simple Voice Chat – In-game Voice Chat
    • ServUX – Visualize structure bounding boxes if MiniHud is installed
    • Mobs & Players Drop Heads
    • Anti-Creeper, Enderman, & Ghast Grief
    • Accelerated Leaf Decay
    • Minecarts now run 4x faster
    • Online Webmap

    APPLICATION

    Join our Discord Server here!

    Step 1: Read through our server guide + rules

    Step 2: Submit an application via our application link

    Step 3: Please wait up to 24 hours for someone to contact you!

    Step 4: Short Interview

    Step 5: Application Decision and Whitelist

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • MineBrit Minecraft Server

    MineBrit Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a team of rainbow-colored llamas who will guide you through a magical land filled with flying pigs and talking chickens.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. If you can find this elusive creature, you’ll be set for life!

    And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can take on our custom-built parkour course that is so challenging, even the Ender Dragon struggles to complete it. But don’t worry, if you fall, you’ll be saved by a team of flying squids who will gently float you back to safety.

    So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to watch out for the exploding sheep…they tend to get a little too excited sometimes.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • VividCoomer in Minecraft SMP

    VividCoomer in Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining diamonds and building houses? Well, look no further! Our Minecraft SMP is like no other, where your mental imagery will come to life in the most hilarious and outrageous ways.

    Join our server and you’ll find yourself in a world where cows ride pigs, chickens wear diamond armor, and creepers do the Macarena before exploding. Our players have created insane structures like a giant toilet made entirely out of obsidian or a rollercoaster that launches you into the sky and straight into a pool of lava (don’t worry, we have fire resistance potions).

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of poultry minions to do his bidding. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by the mystical Sheep Wizard.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, full of laughter, insanity, and cooming to your imagination, then join our server today! Who knows what kind of ridiculous adventures and shenanigans await you in this wacky world.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • DogCraft: Keepin’ Fido Forever

    DogCraft: Keepin’ Fido Forever

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dealing with a high-energy, destructive, mixed breed mutt who thinks he’s a wrecking ball? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from reality!

    Join our server and experience the thrill of trying to train a virtual dog who constantly knocks down players, jumps on them, and scratches them. Watch as he chews on everything in sight, from virtual toys to Xbox controllers and even the virtual deck and furniture. But don’t worry, our stimulating virtual toys and sniffer treats will surely keep him entertained…or will they?

    With a virtual yard that’s not fenced, you can witness firsthand the chaos as he digs holes into virtual foundations and tries to destroy the virtual neighbor’s fence. Will you be able to fill in the virtual holes before it’s too late?

    Join now and experience the guilt of giving up on a virtual dog that you took in as your virtual responsibility. Will you choose the dog over your virtual husband’s happiness and financial stability? It’s a virtual dilemma like no other!

    So come on down to our Minecraft server and see if you have what it takes to handle this virtual mutt madness. Who needs reality when you can have all this virtual chaos at your fingertips?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • LebSyriaAirStrikeCraft

    LebSyriaAirStrikeCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like an Israeli fighter jet striking an airport on the Lebanon-Syria border – total madness! We got explosions, chaos, and non-stop action, just like in real life but in blocky form! Join us if u wanna experience the thrill of dodging missiles while building ur dream castle. Plus, our community is lit AF, with players from all over the world coming together to create epic adventures. So what u waitin’ for? Join now and let’s blow stuff up together!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • TimelessGeopol: Where we mix politics, mods, and drama – ready for the chaos?

    TimelessGeopol: Where we mix politics, mods, and drama – ready for the chaos?

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to Timeless Geopol
    Create Mod: Unleash your creativity with the Create Mod!
    Build farms as far as the eyes can see, automate everything and anything.
    However unlike other servers create will not be mandatory for progression through the pack Guns, Tanks, and Artillery: We use Timeless and Classics for personal arms as well as clockwork with create big cannons to allow you to build tanks and airships ready for war.
    Faction Claiming System: Establish your own empire and defend your territory! With our faction claiming system, you can join or create factions, claim land, and engage in wars.
    Custom Origins: Choose from a few custom made origins that help compliment certain playstyles.
    Farmers Delight: Enjoy more variety in farming with new food options and crops! Cultivate your land and discover a wealth of new ingredients to enrich your culinary creations.
    Voice Chat: No Need for discord calls lagging you out anymore, we have the simple voice chat with added immersion through radios and walkie-talkies.
    This server will most likely be opened by Saturday. IP but you need mod pack to join: 212.192.28.44:25619
    Join By https://discord.gg/rSZbTphy

    FAQ

    Q: Can I join the server without the mod pack?

    A: No, you need the mod pack to join the server. You can download it from the provided link.

    Q: How can I establish a faction in the game?

    A: You can establish a faction by joining or creating one in-game and then claiming land to defend your territory.

    Q: Are there specific playstyles supported on the server?

    A: Yes, there are custom origins available that complement certain playstyles to enhance your gameplay experience.

    Q: Is voice chat available on the server?

    A: Yes, voice chat is available on the server to help you communicate with other players in-game without the need for external apps.

    Q: When is the server expected to open?

    A: The server is expected to open by Saturday. Make sure to check the provided IP and Discord link for updates.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • G-games Minecraft Server

    G-games Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old games? Well, look no further! Our server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret portal that led them to a land filled with dancing creepers and singing villagers. They were crowned the king of the land and given a diamond throne to sit upon. And that’s just the beginning of the epic adventures that await you on our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the craziness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Minecraft SMP: /wfaa/ – Women Farming Animals Adventure

    Minecraft SMP: /wfaa/ – Women Farming Animals Adventure

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! We’ve got animals getting frisky with women, and even Pokemon getting in on the action. Need a laugh? Just watch someone suck on a sloppy horse schlong – it’s a riot!

    But the real question is, who do you think would be the best at blowing horses? We’ve got some real contenders in our server, let me tell you. And don’t worry, we keep it all in good fun – no real shit allowed or the mods will come in and delete the thread faster than you can say “horse schlong.”

    So come join us for some outrageous adventures and insane stories – just don’t be like that dumbass who got the last thread nuked. Let’s keep the laughs coming and the good times rolling in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • DebtCraft: Mom’s $10k Loan

    DebtCraft: Mom’s $10k Loan

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of real-life drama and financial struggles? Come join our Minecraft server where the only debt you’ll have is to the Ender Dragon! Our server is a magical place where you can escape from the stress of loaning money to family members and worrying about mortgage payments.

    Instead of taking out a $10,000 loan for your mom, why not spend that money on building a virtual castle for your girlfriend of 7 years? You can even save up for a diamond engagement ring by mining for resources in our server. Plus, you won’t have to worry about pesky HOA fees or insurance costs – the only thing you’ll need to insure is your diamond armor.

    So leave your financial woes behind and join our Minecraft server today! Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can have virtual adventures and build your dream home without any debt? It’s time to dig, build, and craft your way to happiness in our crazy, debt-free world.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP