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Red Alert Minecraft SMP

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	9471
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36
Chimeras Created:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, look no further because on our server, “The Clock is Ticking,” things are anything but boring!

Join us for epic adventures where you’ll have to race against time to complete crazy challenges like building a roller coaster in 10 minutes or hunting down a rare pink sheep before it disappears forever.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to a mysterious time-traveling llama who will grant you special powers if you can solve his riddles. Want to fly like Superman or shoot fireballs from your hands? Just ask the llama nicely and you might just get your wish!

And if you’re feeling competitive, join our weekly spleef tournaments where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots. Trust us, once you join “The Clock is Ticking,” you’ll never want to leave!

BroCraft: NoCharity4Bro – Minecraft Server

allergic reaction, Allergy, anaphylactic shock, autism, Bars, braces, brocraft, charity case, Drunk, epi pens, Exploitation, forgiveness, Medical Equipment, Minecraft, narcissist, NoCharity4Bro, pick me, prescription meds, racist, Server, social anxiety, social cues, spectrum, Teammate, Videos

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	1563
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Towns Built:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Endless Night Skies:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build, mine, and explore without any toxic teammates stealing your epi pens!

Join us and leave behind the pick-me, racist, and narcissistic players of the past. Our server is a safe space for all, where you won’t have to worry about anyone exploiting your brother’s quirks for their own amusement.

So come on over and join us for some epic adventures and fun times. And remember, on our server, the only thing you’ll be mining is diamonds, not drama!

MilliMinecraftSMPRich!

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	7767
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Meteorites Collected:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	40
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5

If you inherited a million dollars on our Minecraft SMP, you could finally afford to buy that diamond armor you’ve been eyeing in the virtual marketplace! Imagine strutting around spawn in your blinged-out gear, flexing on all the other players who are still rocking leather armor. Plus, rumor has it that the admin is actually a secret billionaire who will reward the richest player with a real-life mansion made entirely out of emerald blocks. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start grinding for that sweet, sweet pixelated cash!

BlockyBoys: No Lack of Diamonds

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	2990
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Animals Bred:	32	Mythical Quests Completed:	43
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Ores Mined:	4600
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Meteorites Collected:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	16

Are you tired of guys who can’t even build a decent dirt hut in Minecraft? Look no further, because our server is filled with master builders who can create entire cities out of pixelated blocks! Join us and find your perfect blocky match who knows how to impress with their redstone skills and diamond armor. Say goodbye to guys who can’t even find their way out of a cave, and hello to players who can conquer the Ender Dragon with one hand tied behind their back. Trust us, you’ll never want to log off once you see what our players can do in the world of Minecraft!

EconBomb Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	489
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Magic Items Found:	4336
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Divine Spears Created:	21
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Zombie Dances:	3

LOLZ come join our epic minecraft server where we have a time bomb at the heart of our economy! it’s like a russian roulette but with blocks and creepers!

we got economists running around trying to defuse the bomb while you build your epic base and fight off zombies and skeletons.

join now for a chance to be the hero who saves the economy and becomes the richest player on the server! trust us, it’s gonna be a blast! literally.

MacronCraft: No Arms for Israel

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	5558
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Towns Built:	9
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Star Shards Collected:	99	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, ya know? we got, like, a french president up in here who’s all, like, “yo, let’s put an arms embargo on Israel, dude!” and we’re all, like, “whaaaaat? that’s cray cray!” but, like, it’s all good cuz we’re just here to build some sick builds and have a blast, ya feel? come join us for some epic fun and maybe even some political drama, who knows? just come on down and let’s get this party started, woohoo!

Wish for More Genies – Minecraft

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	3516
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Meteorites Collected:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

hey u, ya u! do u want to join the most epic minecraft server ever? well u better listen up cuz this server is gonna blow ur mind! we got unicorns flying around, rainbow bridges leading to candy land, and a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold!

but wait, there’s more! we got talking animals that can teach u how to do backflips and somersaults in the air! we even have a giant chicken that lays golden eggs every hour on the hour.

if that’s not enough to convince u to join, then how about this: we have a secret portal that leads to a parallel universe where u can ride dragons and battle evil wizards! and if u’re lucky, u might even find a magic lamp that grants u unlimited wishes.

so what are u waiting for? come join us on this epic minecraft server and let the adventure begin! who knows what crazy shenanigans u’ll get into next!

Chaos in Vanilla Land: Where Creepers Go Boom Boom and Players Go Zoom Zoom!

3 years, Adventure, Anarchy, boom, building, Chaos, classical, creativity, CREEPERS, Decision making, Essence, exhilaration, Exploration, Exploring, Friends, Griefing, Land, modern version, Players, Survival, Team Building, Thrills, unexplored territories, unregulated, UNTAMED, Vanilla, Zoom

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	1479
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Meteorites Collected:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6

Anarchy Server Name	Vanilla Playground Server (VPG)
IP	play.mcvpg.org
Version	1.21.1
Discord	discord.mcvpg.org

Overview:

Are you tired of the mundane and regulated Minecraft experience? Do you crave the thrill of untamed adventures and unexplored territories? Look no further, for Vanilla Playground Server (VPG) is here to bring back the essence of true Minecraft exhilaration. Embark on a journey like never before, where creativity knows no bounds, and every decision is entirely yours to make. This classic anarchy server has no plugins, no rules, and no resets, giving you the ultimate freedom to play however you want.

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

Question: How long has the server been up?	Answer: The server has been up for 3 years.
Question: What can I do on the server?	Answer: You can engage in classical survival, grief, build, explore with friends, and essentially do anything without any restrictions.
Question: Is there any kind of moderation or rules on the server?	Answer: No, the server has no rules or moderation, allowing you complete freedom to play as you wish.
Question: Can I form teams or collaborate with other players?	Answer: Yes, you can join the server’s Discord to find teams and collaborate with other players for your adventures.

The Anonymous Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	7381
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Ores Mined:	3390	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Astral Projections Made:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of craziness and chaos!

Join our server and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs can fly, creepers do the Macarena, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party hosted by Notch himself! Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself wouldn’t dare to mess with us.

But wait, there’s more! If you join our server, you’ll get a pet dragon that shoots laser beams out of its eyes, a diamond sword that can one-shot the Ender Dragon, and a secret portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made out of cake (but beware of the killer cupcakes)!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get eaten by a giant zombie chicken, but hey, that’s just part of the fun)!

Until Dawn Remake Minecraft SMP

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	2094
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our SMP where chaos reigns supreme and anything goes!

Picture this: you log on to the server and suddenly find yourself in the middle of a llama parade led by a chicken riding a pig. That’s right, our server is so wacky that even the animals are getting in on the fun!

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a group of dancing skeletons. You haven’t lived until you’ve boogied down with a bunch of bony buddies.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: every full moon, the entire server transforms into a group of werewolves and goes on a rampage through the virtual world. It’s like a furry convention gone wild!

So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and see just how wrong things can go in the best possible way!