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Spot Games VS Hypixel

Active players, Adventure, Bedwars, building, Challenges, Community, competitive, Custom Plugins, Economy, Events, Exploration, Factions, Friendly staff, Fun, Mini Games, multiplayer, Prison, PvP, Rewards, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, unique experience, Updates

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	1059
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	36
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Hypixel VS Spot Games

Hypixel

Pros	Cons
Large player base	Can be overwhelming for new players
Wide variety of game modes	Premium features available for in-game purchase
Regular updates and events	Sometimes experiences server lag due to high traffic

Spot Games

Pros	Cons
Dedicated community	Smaller player base compared to Hypixel
Regular updates and improvements	Limited game modes compared to Hypixel
Accessible on multiple Minecraft versions	May lack the same level of polish and features as Hypixel

FAQ

1. Which server has a larger player base?

Hypixel has a larger player base compared to Spot Games.

2. Which server offers more game modes?

Hypixel offers a wider variety of game modes compared to Spot Games.

3. Which server has a more dedicated community?

Spot Games is known for having a dedicated community.

4. How often do both servers receive updates?

Both Hypixel and Spot Games receive regular updates and improvements.

HoholyaCraft: Where Russia Rules and Hoholya Drools

Conflict, current affairs, Drools, eastern europe, European affairs, Geographic, global events, Hoholya, HoholyaCraft, international relations, Invasion, Maps, Military, News, Politics, rules, russia, social media, Suriyakmaps, Territory, tweet, twitter, world news

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	325
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Magic Items Found:	5123	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where the creepers are actually friendly and will give you hugs instead of blowing you up! Our diamond mines are filled with endless riches and our villagers throw the wildest parties every night. Plus, our server is protected by a magical forcefield that only lets in the coolest players (and sheep, because why not?). So come join us for a wild ride of epic proportions – just be sure to bring your sense of humor and love for all things ridiculous!

Minecraft LOLz: Kek it Do Be Server

BE, Do, do be, IT, it do, it do be, Kek, kek it, kek it do, lolz, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	3365
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	93

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the pigs fly and the creepers dance! Join us for a wild ride through a world where diamonds grow on trees and zombies tell knock-knock jokes.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of pixelated warfare. That’s right, you’ll be fighting alongside a llama army as you battle your way through dungeons filled with evil chickens and vindictive villagers.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon herself. Get your groove on with some funky tunes and show off your best dance moves to impress the mobs.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky llamas – they may look cute, but they’re deadly with a diamond sword in hand.

Glimmer shores

Community, Discord, Events, Features, imagination, java edition, Land Claim, MCMMO, Minecraft, Playground, Shops, smp, Survival, trade system, Updates, version 1.20.4, vibrant, Welcoming

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	8460
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	133
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Mines Excavated:	1173	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Glimmer Shores is a Survival Server currently on version 1.20.4 Java Edition! At Glimmer Shores, we’re more than just a server; we’re a vibrant community dedicated to ensuring a safe, welcoming space for everyone to explore, build, and connect. Our commitment extends to maintaining the server with the latest Minecraft updates and features, and ensuring an ever-evolving playground for your imagination. Our dedicated Discord community is the heart of Glimmer Shores. Here, you can meet like-minded players, showcase your creations, and stay in the loop with server news and exclusive events. It’s a place to share, learn, and grow with others who share your passion for Minecraft. Ready to elevate your Minecraft experience? Join us at Glimmer Shores today! Adventure awaits!

Version: 1.20.4Gamemode: Survival

Features:

McMMOLandsShopsTrade System

Community:https://discord.gg/3gfCGqkeUt

glimmershores.net

Hermitcraft wannabes in the UnderRealms – Must be 13+ to join the fun with community events!

13, acceptance process, Active, apply, Community, Community Events, Conversation, Council, Custom terrain, Events, Fun, hermitcraft, Hermitcraft-like, java, Join, Lore, nature filled realm, Resource World, Riches, Roleplay, season 5, smp, the garden, the prophet, UnderRealms, Wannabes

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	6231
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Holy Grails Found:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2

The UnderRealms Overview

Server Information	Server Name: The UnderRealms Season: 5 Server Type: Vanilla Java Premium Custom Features: Custom overworld terrain, custom Prismarine armor and tools
Links	Discord Dynmap Website

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Do I need to apply to join?	The Council only requires active participation in the community to join.
What is the theme of the server?	The Garden \| Season 5 features a nature-filled Realm with custom terrain.
Are there custom items available?	Players can upgrade to custom Prismarine armor and use custom tools.
Is the server lore-driven?	Players can uncover secrets about various factions and characters within the server.
Can I create my own character’s story?	Players are encouraged to build their own character’s story within the server’s lore.

BlockyBagels – Crafting Chaos with Blue Archive General #5237

2.5th Anniversary Livestream, 4koma, Account XP, Archive, Balancing Schale’s Books, Banners, BlockyBagels, Blue, blue archive, Bounties, Chaos, Commissions, Crafting, Events, general, Global, Grand Assault, guides, Hards, lessons, Limit Break Assault, Livestream Summary, Manga, Normals, PVs, Resources, ROADMAP, Scrimmages, shorts, Side Content, Total Assault

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	9495
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your imagination? Look no further than our server, where the mobs are crazier than your ex and the diamonds are shinier than your future! Join now for a chance to battle the Fury of Set with nothing but a light armor and a dream.

But wait, there’s more! Take part in the Shibasaki Ramen Part-Time Job Guide Mission and balance Schale’s Books with the General Student Council – because who needs real-life responsibilities when you can do it in Minecraft, am I right?

And don’t forget about our limited edition banners featuring Kazusa, Yoshimi, and Airi from the band, along with Ako who’s making a comeback like a boomerang. Plus, our events are so lit, they make the Nether look like a walk in the park.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s mine, build, and conquer together like there’s no tomorrow!

Crafty AF League

#australianfootballleague, #brisbanelions, #cheerforthebest, #excitinggame, #fansunite, #gwsfootballclub, #intensecompetition, #letsgo, #saturdaynightfootball, #showyourcolors, #TeamSpirit, #winorlose, AFL, bl, Crafty, football, GameOn, GWs, League, MATCHDAY, Rivalry, sports

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	274
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Runes Activated:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Enchantments Applied:	234	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the craziest Minecraft world you’ve ever seen!

Join us for epic battles between the GWS (Giant Waffle Society) and BL (Bacon Lovers) factions. Will you fight for fluffy waffles or sizzling bacon? The choice is yours, but be warned – the battles can get pretty intense. Rumor has it that the leader of the GWS rides a giant waffle into battle, while the BL leader commands an army of bacon-wrapped pigs. It’s madness, but oh so fun!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Disco Dungeon, where players can dance the night away and collect rare loot. Just watch out for the disco creepers – they love to boogie down and explode in a shower of glitter!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience you won’t find anywhere else. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to waffles or bacon, in which case, maybe sit this one out).

Mayhem – Vanilla Anarchy Minecraft Server

Adventure, Anarchy, base building, bedrock edition, Biomes, Community, Events, Exploration, freedom, java edition, Minecraft, Player Groups, Portals, PvP, Raids, Resources, Server, Trade Store, Vanilla

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	2434
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Holy Grails Found:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Elemental Crystals Collected:	78	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4

Welcome to the Mayhem server!

Players on our server have complete freedom of choice. You can choose your own path on the server – be part of a team or act alone, become a peaceful colonizer or a brutal conqueror, build a huge base or travel along the entire map.

Our map is huge and you can find all kinds of biomes and resources on it. You can explore deep caves, find hidden treasures, and travel to other worlds using portals.

We provide many exciting opportunities for our players, including a trade store, player groups and major events. Our players can also create their own raids and fight other players to protect their bases and their resources.

We maintain our server at all times and we are constantly working to improve our gameplay and add new content. We also have an active community where you can chat, ask questions, share experiences and encourage each other.

If you’re looking for freedom and adventure in Minecraft Bedrock Edition, then our Anarchy server is the perfect place for you. Join us today and begin your adventure in a world free of boundaries and restrictions.

Address to connect to the server: mayhemc.ru

Port for connecting to the server: 19132 (25565 for Java)

Version allowed for entry: 1.20.40-1.20.80 (Our server is also available with Java version 1.20.4 on port 25565)

Website: mayhemc.ru

mayhemc.ru

PublicSMP VS Hypixel

Adventure, blocks, Builder, Community, Crafting, creativity, Exploration, Fun, Minecraft, multiplayer, proximity voice chat, Public, Realm, Roleplaying, Sandbox, smp, Social, Survival, teamwork, Towny, Vanilla, virtual

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	8973
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Falling into the Void:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Zombie Dances:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Hypixel

Pros	Cons
Massive player base	Can be overwhelming for new players
Wide variety of mini-games	Can be laggy at peak times
Regular updates and events	Can be competitive and stressful

PublicSMP

Pros	Cons
Proximity voice chat	Smaller player base
Community values creativity and teamwork	May lack the variety of games Hypixel offers
No need for mods	May not have as frequent updates or events as Hypixel

FAQ

Which server has a larger player base?

Hypixel has a massive player base compared to PublicSMP.

Which server offers a wider variety of mini-games?

Hypixel offers a wide variety of mini-games compared to PublicSMP.

Which server is more community-oriented?

PublicSMP values creativity, teamwork, and fun within their community.

Which server has proximity voice chat?

PublicSMP has proximity voice chat that does not require mods.

BlondBot Adventures: Where Fembot Wives and Minecraft Collide

acceptance, Adventures, Artificial Intelligence, Blond, BlondBot, brown hair, collide, DATING, Disappointment, disheveled hair, fembot, futuristic, Identity, Loneliness, love, Minecraft, rejection, relationships, ROBOT, Sci Fi, self-image, society, Technology, Wife, Wives

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	3278
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Towns Built:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where you can live out all your wildest fantasies, like having a fembot wife who will never leave you for a blond dude! We don’t discriminate against brown-haired boyes with disheveled wavy hair here – in fact, we celebrate your uniqueness and will even help you find a virtual girlfriend who appreciates your rugged charm. Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, romance, and maybe even a few creeper explosions along the way. Who needs a real-life girlfriend when you can have a pixelated partner who will never break your heart? Come join us and let the fun begin!