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| Players: | 90/800 | Votes: | 8761 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 | Living Statues Befriended: | 2 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Farms Harvested: | 220 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 5 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 10 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 20 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 10 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy stories, like the time a player built a giant statue of a creeper that accidentally blew up half the server! Or the time a group of players tried to ride pigs off a cliff, thinking they could fly like in the game.
But that’s not all – our server is so addictive, even a toddler with a spray bottle couldn’t tear themselves away! Just like how one player’s son went on a rampage, spraying water all over their TV while they were busy putting their other kids to bed. Talk about a waterlogged TV drama!
So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable and chaotic as a toddler on a sugar rush, come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected – like broken TVs, angry boyfriends, and streaky screens. It’s all part of the fun on our Minecraft server!
