HolyTrinitySMP

bar, black preacher, clergy, comedic setup, comedy, cultural stereotypes, diverse group, Entertainment, funny scenario, HolyTrinitySMP, humor, JOKE, Laughter, Priest, PUNCHLINE, Rabbi, religious humor, religious leaders, social gathering, traditional roles, Unexpected Encounter

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	3385
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Ores Mined:	4987	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Votes:	6725	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	6

Yo, so like, imagine this Minecraft SMP where we got a Priest, a Rabbi, and a black charismatic preacher all chilling together, right? It’s like a crazy sitcom up in here! And get this, they all walk into a bar together, but instead of ordering drinks, they start building a giant church right there in the bar! And then they start a crazy religious cult in the server, but like, in a totally chill and hilarious way, you know?

So if you wanna join this wacky Minecraft SMP where anything goes and the only rule is to have a good time, then come on down! We got crazy events like “Build a Shrine to the Potato God” and “Race to Find the Golden Carrot”! Plus, we have the best community of players who are always down for a good laugh and some epic adventures. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make some memories that will have you laughing for days!

CraftyNoobs

Ability, Aptitude, capability, competence, competency, Craft, CraftyNoobs, ESSENTIAL, Expertise, generation, hands-on, imperative, knowledge, Mastery, practical, proficiency, skill, SPECIALIZED, talent, Technical

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	2006
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	14
New Chunks Explored:	130162	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3

Do you struggle with the basic life skill of building a fire? Are you tired of being the laughing stock of your friends during camping trips? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and learn how to craft the perfect fire pit, roast marshmallows like a pro, and impress everyone with your newfound survival skills. Who needs a lighter when you have Minecraft? Join now and become the ultimate fire-building master!

ErectileCraft: French Honey Flooding

aphrodisiac, Black Market, consumer protection, counterfeit, Dangerous, enforcement, erectile honey, ErectileCraft, Flooding, France, French, health, Honey, illegal, Import, medication, Officials, Potency, Public Safety, Regulation, sexual health, side effects, viagra, Warning

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	8588
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	36
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6

hey u! ya u! do u like minecraft? well do i have the server for u! imagine a place where the trees are made of diamonds, the water is made of lava, and the pigs fly around on jetpacks! 🐷✈️

this server is so epic, it’s like viagra-laced ‘erectile honey’ flooding into france! officials are warning u to join before it’s too late! why? because on this server, u can ride a unicorn into battle, build a castle out of marshmallows, and fight off zombie villagers with your trusty diamond sword! 💎🗡️

so what are u waiting for? join now and experience the craziest, most ridiculous minecraft server ever created! who needs france when u have this epicness waiting for u?! 🇫🇷🚫 #minecraft #bestserverever #unicornsanddiamonds

Pass-Through Tax Cuts: Minecraft Edition

2017 tax cuts, boosted incomes, business taxes, Cuts, Donald Trump administration, economic effects, economic impact, Edition, employment, Investment, legislative achievement, Minecraft, pass-through business income, passthrough, Tax, tax benefits, tax cuts, tax implications, tax incentives, tax legislation, tax policy, tax reductions, tax reform, wages

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	5386
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Dragons Tamed:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Buildings Constructed:	8
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Chimeras Created:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

join this epic minecraft server where the 2017 tax cuts are actually diamond cuts and we all get rich in game currency! build your own pass-through business and watch your income soar by 3-4%!! no impact on investment, wages, or employment because we are all just here to mine and have a good time!! come join the fun and see how the power of tax cuts can make your minecraft dreams come true!!

BOBROVSK Minecraft server

1.21.1, BOBROVSK, Harsh Conditions, Journey, Lobby, Minecraft, mini game, Server, SURVIVE, Vanilla, voice chat

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	9237
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	24	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Meteorites Collected:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Easy to learn Vanilla minecraft server on version 1.21.1 with voice chat, where you can not only go on an exciting journey in an attempt to survive in harsh conditions, but also take part in a mini-game that can be found in the server lobby!

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Reverie SMP

Activity System, Age 18+, Application Required, Community, Coreprotect, Discord, Dynmap, Experienced Staff, February 1st, hermitcraft, Mature, no pay to win, Polls, proximity chat, Reverie, season 1, Server Events, server specs, smp, Suggestions, Vanilla Gameplay, Whitelist

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	5727
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	230	Epic Shields Constructed:	25
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Potions Brewed:	70	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Towns Built:	5

Welcome to Reverie SMP Minecraft Server

Key Features	Description
Near Vanilla Gameplay	No /tpa, no /sethome, no /spawn. Keeping close to Minecraft’s original magic with HermitCraft style additions.
CoreProtect	Grief and theft are easily reversible thanks to this plugin.
Proximity Chat	Option for players, not a requirement.
Experienced Staff	Team has experience running similar servers.
DynMap	Planned feature release, keep an eye out!
Server Events	Hosting events like movie nights, build battles, challenges, etc.
Activity System	Visual system for player preferences while playing.
Supporter Perks	Purely cosmetic/QOL, no pay to win.

Server Specs

AMD Ryzen 5600X | 64GB of RAM | 2x500GB NVMe SSD | Virginia, US Server

FAQ

Why should I choose Reverie SMP?

Reverie SMP offers a friendly, mature community for adults inspired by servers like HermitCraft and Empires SMP. We strive to provide a welcoming environment with near-vanilla gameplay and various features to enhance your experience.

How do I join Reverie SMP?

To join Reverie SMP, visit our Discord server at discord.reveriesmp.com and follow the application process.

Are there any pay-to-win aspects on Reverie SMP?

No, supporter perks on Reverie SMP are purely cosmetic or quality of life enhancements. We do not offer any pay-to-win features on the server.

What kind of events can I expect on Reverie SMP?

We plan to host various server events, including movie nights, D&D sessions, build battles, challenges, and more. Keep an eye on our announcements for upcoming events.

Rebel Rising United 1.21

Accountability, America, Capitol riot, consequences, Democracy, democracy at risk, Division, elected, election, Epic, Government, guy, insurrection, political violence, Politics, Presidency, rebel, Rising, Supporters, trump, United, united states, violently overthrow

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	8225
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Gods Slained:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	88	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like that time America elected a dude who was all about that chaotic energy, just like our server! We’re all about overthrowing the boring old ways of playing Minecraft, we’re like a revolution of fun and craziness! So come join us and be a part of the most epic and chaotic Minecraft community out there! Let’s overthrow the government of boring servers and have a blast together!

HangryCraft Minecraft Server

Angry, ANNOYED, break room, CAR, cold, Communication, crutches, DRIVE, feet, Hands, HangryCraft, holiday, ICY, injury, lunch, Minecraft, parking lot, relationship, selfish, Server, text, Wife, work

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	693
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	18	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55
Dragon Eggs Found:	4748	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as forgetting your lunch and freezing your hands and feet in a cold room? Look no further! Join our server for the craziest adventures and the most outrageous stories.

Imagine a world where you can drive back and forth to your wife’s job four times a day, just like in this epic tale of forgetfulness and frozen extremities. Who needs relaxation and getting things done when you can have all the drama and excitement of being an accidental chauffeur?

So come on down to our server and experience the thrill of being asked to warm up someone’s frozen hands and feet in a car during lunch break. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and questionable decisions, but hey, that’s what makes it all so hilarious! Join now and be a part of the madness!

Pixel Threads Kids

aita, child, clothes, co parenting, custody, dealership, ex husband, Gainfully employed, HOODIES, Jiffy lube, Kids, Laundry machines, pants, PIXEL, Running out of clothes, Schedule, School week, t-shirt, Threads, Transmission fluid, Transportation, Walmart

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	9964
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Falling into the Void:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	184	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2084
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your ex-husband’s custody battles? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of craziness and chaos!

Forget about running out of pants at your ex’s house, on our server, you can wear whatever pixelated outfit you want! No need to worry about Jiffy lube draining your transmission fluid, because our virtual cars never break down (unless you crash them into a creeper)!

Join us for a week on/week off schedule of mining, building, and battling mobs. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual drama on our server? Plus, our in-game laundry machines will never run out of detergent, so you’ll always have clean clothes to wear while you conquer the virtual world!

So, leave the real world behind and dive into the insanity of our Minecraft server. Who needs olive green scout pants when you can have diamond armor? Join now and let the madness begin!

ScreamLungOut Minecraft SMP

aggravating, aggravating situations, aggravation, anger, annoyance, annoying behaviors, Frustration, infuriated, infuriating, infuriating actions, irritating habits, irritating noises, Irritation, loud, Minecraft, noise, Obnoxious, pet peeve, rant, scream, ScreamLungOut, smp, vent

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	7623
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Gods Slained:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Love Letters Sent:	15	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Ores Mined:	1928	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Chimeras Created:	3	Alien Abductions:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	287	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP because it’s like the craziest server ever! Like, there’s this one time where a player built a giant toilet and made everyone take turns sitting on it while they sang the national anthem of Narnia. And another time, someone spawned a million chickens and they all started doing the Macarena dance. It was wild, I tell ya!

And like, if you join, you get a free pet llama that shoots rainbow lasers out of its eyes. Like, who wouldn’t want that?! Plus, every Friday night we have a dance party at the top of a volcano and the floor is made of lava. It’s lit, fam!

So, if you want to scream your lungs out in the best way possible, come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP! It’s gonna be a blast, I promise!

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