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Jumpmoore Kingdom

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	5886
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Star Shards Collected:	146	Holy Grails Found:	4

Welcome travelers to Jumpmoore Kingdom, an RPG Parkour Server. A server filled with parkour courses in the form of dungeons surrounded by unique intricate details and architecture built with passion by the MMoC’s Building team. Join us! Java version 1.21-1.21.1

Play.jumpmoore.net

Decade Edge Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	1091
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Zombie Dances:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	3570	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even your sensitive dick won’t stop you from having a great time! Our server is so exciting and intense, it will make you forget all about your edging struggles.

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop fun that will keep you on the edge of your seat (or edge of your dick, in your case). Our community is so welcoming and supportive, you’ll feel right at home even with your throbbing member.

So come on, leave your edging worries behind and join us on this wild ride. Who knows, maybe all that excitement will even cure your sensitivity issues. It’s worth a shot, right?

> Will lose 300 million people in the next… Minecraft SMP

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	5477
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	52	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	71	Emeralds Found:	8002
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of living in a world where everything is falling apart? Join our Minecraft SMP and escape the impending doom of losing 300 million people in the next 20 years! Our economy may be dead, but our virtual real estate market is booming! Plus, who needs a tech sector when you can build redstone contraptions all day long? Don’t let Trump cuck you again, come join us in our failed state by 2030 and let’s build a better future together…or at least have a good laugh before it all goes to hell!

What is the IP for Cash Minecraft Server?

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	8343
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Divine Spears Created:	10	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15

Cash is a talented musician known for his unique blend of country and rock music. With a distinctive voice and heartfelt lyrics, he has captured the hearts of fans all over the world. Hailing from Nashville, Cash has been making music for over a decade and continues to impress audiences with his soulful performances. He is a true artist who stays true to his roots while pushing the boundaries of traditional genres.

MCH server

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	5268
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	87	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30	Void Armor Forged:	11
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8

Vanilla SMP server by MCH170.

mc.mch170.com

Blocky Fun Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	7392
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Magic Items Found:	3793
Zombie Dances:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just give you the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the most epic 11 weeks of your life as you embark on wild adventures, battle mythical creatures, and build the craziest structures you can imagine.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time a player rode a pig into battle against a horde of angry zombies and actually won! Or how about the time a group of players built a giant roller coaster that went all the way to the moon? And let’s not forget the legendary treasure hunt where players dug up diamonds the size of their heads!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to participate in epic PvP battles, crazy mini-games, and even a weekly dance party at the village square. Plus, our community is full of hilarious and friendly players who will make you feel right at home.

So what are you waiting for? Join us for the most insane 11 weeks of Minecraft madness you’ve ever experienced! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

BlockyBlack Co. Minecraft SMP

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	2027
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more twists than a rollercoaster.

Join us if you want to be part of a community where alliances are constantly shifting and betrayals are just part of the game. We’ve had players build secret underground bases, start fake wars for fun, and even create their own currency (which is just stacks of dirt, but hey, it’s something).

But beware, once you join, there’s no going back. Our evil overlord, Cover, has a way of keeping players trapped in the server forever. Rumor has it that if you try to leave, your Minecraft character will turn into a holodrone and be forced to mine diamonds for eternity.

So come join us, if you dare. Just remember, there’s no grand graduation goodbye here. Once you’re in, you’re in for life. Or at least until the server crashes.

Beardmens.cc

Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	2555
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Love Letters Sent:	14	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Dragon Eggs Found:	3923	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Welcome to Beardmens.cc! Our goal is to create a chill and friendly space where you can relax with friends and enjoy Minecraft the way it was meant to be—simple, fun, and close to vanilla. Think of us as ‘French Vanilla’: a little more flavorful than plain vanilla, but never overloaded with plugins. We focus on simplicity and aim to provide a server that’s easygoing and full of good vibes. Ready to join the fun? Connect with us today at Beardmens.cc!

beardmens.cc

Holy Craft Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	1402
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Votes:	4263	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our server and experience the second coming of Jesus Christ himself! That’s right, Jesus is a Minecraft player now and he’s here to spread love, peace, and epic loot drops to all who join.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons are the backup dancers. Get ready to boogie down with the undead like never before!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to a parallel universe where pigs ride on flying llamas and the trees are made of candy. Who wouldn’t want to explore that wacky world?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to watch out for those pesky zombie villagers trying to convert you to their undead cult. It’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s just how we roll on this server!

Concept Art Mogs The Final Design Minecraft SMP

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	3837
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Potions Brewed:	119	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players joined this server and discovered a secret underground city filled with diamonds and rare loot. But beware, there’s a rumor that a giant chicken boss guards the entrance, so bring your best sword and armor!

But that’s not all! Our server has custom mobs that will blow your mind. Imagine fighting a zombie that shoots fireballs or a creeper that explodes into a rainbow of colors. It’s like a party in every battle!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our concept art mogs the final design. What does that even mean? Who knows, but it sounds cool, right? Join now and be a part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever have!