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Putin’s Crash Course Minecraft Server

accident, blunder, car crash, close call, controversial incident, crash, dangerous maneuver, dashcam footage, driving mistake, Minecraft, near miss, news headline, political leader, presidential convoy, public figure, putin, Putins, reckless driving, road safety, russia, security detail, Server, traffic incident, viral video

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	6056
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Runes Activated:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	0

join our epic minecraft server where putin himself almost causes a car crash after trying to ride a pig off a cliff! yes, you heard that right, the russian president is a regular player on our server and you never know what crazy antics he will get up to next! come join the fun and see if you can outbuild putin in our epic building competitions! who knows, maybe you’ll even get the chance to ride a pig off a cliff with him! join now for the most insane minecraft experience of your life!

CraftAssassinTrumpCNN

Assassination, cnn, CraftAssassinTrumpCNN, danger, Government, intelligence, international relations, investigation, Iranian, MIDDLE EAST, News, Plot, Potential, president, Reports, SECURITY, Tensions, threat, trump, united states, US

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	1099
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1

so, like, you know how trump is like the most powerful dude in the world, right? well, apparently, these iranian dudes were planning to take him out! can you believe that? like, who even thinks they can do that? anyway, CNN reported that the US got some super secret intel about it. crazy, right?

anyway, if you wanna join our minecraft server, you’ll be safe from all those crazy assassination plots. like, we got top-notch security and stuff. plus, we have the best parties in the virtual world. like, we once had a party where all the mobs were invited and it was wild! creepers were doing the cha-cha slide and skeletons were breakdancing. it was lit!

so, yeah, join our server and you’ll never have to worry about iranian assassins or anything like that. plus, we have the best diamond mines in the game. like, seriously, you’ll be rolling in diamonds in no time. so come join us and let’s have some fun!

PaperCutCraft

Accidents, Caution, Cuts, Dangerous, Injuries, office supplies, paper accidents, Paper cuts, paper cuts prevention, paper dangers, paper handling, paper hazards, paper injuries, paper products, paper risks, paper safety, PaperCutCraft, Scissors, sharp edges, sharp objects, workplace safety

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	1375
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

so, like, this server is, like, the craziest place in all of minecraft land. like, you won’t believe the stuff that goes down here.

first of all, we have this super rare block that looks like a giant piece of bacon. like, who wouldn’t want to build a bacon house, amirite?

also, we have this secret underground cave that leads to a magical land filled with flying pigs and talking cows. it’s like a fairy tale, but with more explosions.

oh, and did i mention that our server is haunted by a ghostly chicken who lays diamond eggs? yeah, you heard me right. DIAMOND EGGS.

so, like, why wouldn’t you want to join this server? come hang out with us and experience the most epic minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.

CrocoCraft: Eocene Edition

Ancient, animal, Asiatosuchus oenotriensis, CrocoCraft, crocodilian, discovery, early crocodyloid, Edition, Eocene, Evolution, Extinct, fossil, Middle Eocene epoch, new species, Palaeontologists, Paleontology, prehistoric, Reptile, scientific research, spain, species, vertebrate

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	5987
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Dimension Hops:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Yo, so like, imagine you’re chillin’ in this Minecraft server, right? And suddenly, BOOM! You stumble upon a new species of crocodile that’s straight outta the Eocene epoch! This crocodyloid crocodilian, Asiatosuchus oenotriensis, is like the coolest dude in town, always down for a party in the swamps.

Join our server and you can ride on the back of this prehistoric beast as it chomps down on creepers and zombies like they’re snacks. Plus, you’ll get to hang out with a team of palaeontologists who are totally rad and always down to dig up some dino bones.

So come on down to our server, where the crocs are wild and the adventures are even wilder. Who needs diamonds when you’ve got a prehistoric crocodile by your side? Let’s get this party started! 🐊🎉

DayZPro Minecraft Server

Adventure, Builders, Community, DayZPro, Exploration, Gaming, Minecraft, multiplayer, new, Players, PvE, PvP, Recruitment, Sandbox, Server, Stalker, stalkers, Survival, Theme, welcome

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	3126
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Magic Items Found:	4330
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Votes:	307	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
New Chunks Explored:	353336	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	17

DayZPro. This server is on the stalker theme. We are actively recruiting builders, everyone is welcome!) We are always happy to see new stalkers!

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Welcome to Civilization SMP, now with extra vanilla flavor (not actual vanilla, sorry)

Actual, Adventure, Civilization, Community, Contests, creativity, Discord, Events, EXCITEMENT, EXTRA, flavor, FRIENDSHIPS, gatherings, Join, Minecraft, Players, positive experience, PvP, Quests, rules, Server, smp, Staff, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	1078
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	82	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5

Civilization SMP Minecraft Server

Join our Discord server and complete the whitelist request form to gain access to the Civilization SMP!

All ages are welcome in our Vanilla Minecraft community, where both new and seasoned players are embraced.

We pride ourselves on fostering a friendly and inclusive environment. Whether you’re a solo player looking for a new adventure or a group seeking a vibrant community, you’ll find a home here.

Rules:

1	No hacking
2	No X-ray
3	No Stealing
4	No racism
5	No homophobia
6	No ableism

For PvP, anything goes except for hacking or the use of X-ray. To join our server, simply hop on our Discord server and fill out the whitelist info form. Our dedicated staff will review your application promptly, and you’ll be exploring our world in no time!

But wait, there’s more! In addition to our exciting gameplay features, we regularly host events, build contests, and community gatherings. You’ll have the opportunity to forge friendships, showcase your creativity, and embark on epic quests together. Let’s keep the excitement alive – join our Discord community today!

Civilization Discord: https://discord.gg/HVgKNF68sR

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the Civilization SMP server?	You can join by completing the whitelist request form on our Discord server.
Are there any age restrictions for joining?	No, all ages are welcome in our community.
What are the rules for the server?	We have strict rules against hacking, X-ray, stealing, racism, homophobia, and ableism.
Can I participate in PvP on the server?	Yes, PvP is allowed as long as you do not hack or use X-ray.
Do you host any events or contests?	Yes, we regularly host events, build contests, and community gatherings.

NostalgiaCraft Minecraft Server

acceptance, Bonding, Connection, coping, emotional, friendship, Grief, healing, Loss, Memories, mental health, Minecraft, moving on, Nostalgia, NostalgiaCraft, Reminiscing, self-care, Server, SUICIDE, Support, Therapy, Trauma, Understanding

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	9296
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Runes Activated:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45	Eternal Flames Captured:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that will take you on a trip down memory lane? Look no further! Our server is like a virtual time machine, allowing you to revisit all those special places from your past. Need a break from reality? Join us and escape to a world where anything is possible, even hanging out with friends from the past. So come on, join us and make some new memories in our crazy virtual world!

MineAfterDark – Minecraft server

adult content, Adult Roleplaying, erotic roleplaying, erp, fantasy roleplay, Hefty Edition, mature content, MineAfterDark, Minecraft, online roleplaying, Roleplay adventure, Roleplay Characters, Roleplay Community, Roleplay fantasy, Roleplay Forum, roleplay games, Roleplay Plot, Roleplay Setting, Roleplay Story, roleplay thread, Roleplaying, Server, Thread

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	1829
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Votes:	3800
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Dragons Tamed:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where things get steamy in more ways than one! Join our Erotic Roleplaying ThreadHefty Edition for a wild and raunchy adventure like no other.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of sexy villagers approach you, offering to trade their “special” goods in exchange for your precious resources. Or maybe you stumble upon a hidden underground dungeon filled with naughty mobs just waiting to be tamed.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has a reputation for being quite the seducer. Will you be able to resist its charm and defeat it, or will you succumb to its powers and become its loyal servant?

So come on in and join us for a Minecraft experience you won’t soon forget. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination – things are about to get spicy!

Kid2Adult Minecraft Server

Adulthood, appreciation, CHANGE, Childhood, Development, enjoyment, experiences, growing up, hindsight, Kid2Adult, learning, life lessons, Maturity, Minecraft, Nostalgia, perspective, Reflection, Server, transformation, wisdom

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	9141
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5

Remember those boring family gatherings where you were forced to sit at the kids’ table and pretend to enjoy your gross food? Well, guess what? On our Minecraft server, you can relive those traumatic memories in the most epic way possible! Build your own kids’ table out of diamond blocks and force all the other players to sit there while you feast on the finest virtual cuisine.

But that’s not all! Remember how your parents never let you stay up past 8 pm? Well, on our server, the party never stops! Stay up all night mining for diamonds, battling creepers, and causing chaos with your fellow players. Who needs sleep when you have a virtual world to conquer?

And let’s not forget about those cringeworthy school dances where you were too afraid to ask your crush to slow dance. On our server, you can finally make your move! Build the most romantic pixelated dance floor, invite your crush to join you, and sweep them off their virtual feet. Who needs real-life rejection when you can find love in the world of Minecraft?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience all the things that sucked as a kid, but are fucking awesome as an adult!

SicklyDeliciousCraft

diarrhea, food allergies, food contamination, food intolerance, food poisoning, food poisoning causes, food poisoning prevention, food poisoning recovery, food poisoning remedies, food poisoning symptoms, food poisoning treatment, food sensitivities, foodborne illness, gastrointestinal distress, indigestion, Nausea, SicklyDeliciousCraft, stomachache, upset stomach, vomiting

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	6411
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	2845	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just serve up the same old bland gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect blend of deliciousness and danger! Join us if you dare to feast on the forbidden fruit of Minecraft – the infamous Poison Potato! Sure, it tastes good going down, but just wait until you see what happens next! Will you survive the stomach-churning adventure or will you be left clutching your virtual toilet bowl in regret? Only one way to find out – join our server now and let the culinary chaos begin!