I don’t ever wanna see you Minecraft Servers

I don’t ever wanna see you Minecraft Servers

  • PurseRageCraft

    PurseRageCraft
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    Players: 91/500 Votes: 3171
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 6 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7
    Love Letters Sent: 4 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 12 Vanishing Items Found: 7
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 1 Dragons Tamed: 6
    Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Magic Wands Crafted: 10 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 3 Mineshafts Explored: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists just like this insane story!

    Join our server and experience the thrill of searching for hidden treasures in unexpected places, just like this player searched for their missing insulin kit. Who knows, you might find valuable loot in the most bizarre locations, like behind a spice rack or even in the freezer!

    But be warned, not everything is as it seems on our server. Just like this player’s boyfriend, you never know who might be messing with your stuff when you least expect it. Will you confront them like this player did, or will you let the mystery unfold as you embark on wild quests and epic battles?

    So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you question everything, join us now! Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of surprises and shenanigans?

    New Minecraft Server
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  • HolyTrinitySMP

    HolyTrinitySMP
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    Players: 96/900 Votes: 2535
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 4 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3
    Evil Lairs Raided: 5 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 5
    Legendary Scepters Created: 3 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 29
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 7
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 4 Immortal Potions Brewed: 9
    Holy Grails Found: 2 Astral Projections Made: 3
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 5 Magical Moments Shared: 16

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, so like, imagine this Minecraft SMP where we got a Priest, a Rabbi, and a black charismatic preacher all chilling together, right? It’s like a crazy sitcom up in here! And get this, they all walk into a bar together, but instead of ordering drinks, they start building a giant church right there in the bar! And then they start a crazy religious cult in the server, but like, in a totally chill and hilarious way, you know?

    So if you wanna join this wacky Minecraft SMP where anything goes and the only rule is to have a good time, then come on down! We got crazy events like “Build a Shrine to the Potato God” and “Race to Find the Golden Carrot”! Plus, we have the best community of players who are always down for a good laugh and some epic adventures. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make some memories that will have you laughing for days!

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  • CraftyNoobs

    CraftyNoobs
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    Players: 107/300 Votes: 524
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Enchanted Armories Found: 4 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 4 Glitched Entities Encountered: 0
    Undead Armies Raised: 0 Wyrmholes Dug: 3
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 24 Demon Skulls Collected: 18
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Cozy Campfires Lit: 22
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 7 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 3 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Do you struggle with the basic life skill of building a fire? Are you tired of being the laughing stock of your friends during camping trips? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and learn how to craft the perfect fire pit, roast marshmallows like a pro, and impress everyone with your newfound survival skills. Who needs a lighter when you have Minecraft? Join now and become the ultimate fire-building master!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • ErectileCraft: French Honey Flooding

    ErectileCraft: French Honey Flooding
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    Players: 104/1000 Votes: 9407
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Demon Skulls Collected: 17 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Players Killed by Monsters: 8508
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 5 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Crops Grown: 6043 Mysterious Portals Opened: 13
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2 Epic Bosses Defeated: 1
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 9 Phantom Rings Equipped: 21

    New Minecraft Servers

    hey u! ya u! do u like minecraft? well do i have the server for u! imagine a place where the trees are made of diamonds, the water is made of lava, and the pigs fly around on jetpacks! 🐷✈️

    this server is so epic, it’s like viagra-laced ‘erectile honey’ flooding into france! officials are warning u to join before it’s too late! why? because on this server, u can ride a unicorn into battle, build a castle out of marshmallows, and fight off zombie villagers with your trusty diamond sword! 💎🗡️

    so what are u waiting for? join now and experience the craziest, most ridiculous minecraft server ever created! who needs france when u have this epicness waiting for u?! 🇫🇷🚫 #minecraft #bestserverever #unicornsanddiamonds

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Pass-Through Tax Cuts: Minecraft Edition

    Pass-Through Tax Cuts: Minecraft Edition
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    Players: 93/600 Votes: 8042
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Royal Decrees Issued: 1 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Mythical Quests Completed: 18
    Rainbows Spotted: 4 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 5
    Dark Rituals Completed: 7 Pirate Ships Captured: 0
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5 Sentient Weapons Trained: 5
    Dimension Hops: 14 Villages Defended: 13
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 58 Mineshafts Explored: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    join this epic minecraft server where the 2017 tax cuts are actually diamond cuts and we all get rich in game currency! build your own pass-through business and watch your income soar by 3-4%!! no impact on investment, wages, or employment because we are all just here to mine and have a good time!! come join the fun and see how the power of tax cuts can make your minecraft dreams come true!!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • BOBROVSK Minecraft server

    BOBROVSK Minecraft server
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    Players: 103/600 Votes: 9870
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Demon Skulls Collected: 35 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 7 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 4 Shadow Figures Spotted: 10
    Ether Blades Crafted: 12 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 9
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2 Crystal Caves Mapped: 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Easy to learn Vanilla minecraft server on version 1.21.1 with voice chat, where you can not only go on an exciting journey in an attempt to survive in harsh conditions, but also take part in a mini-game that can be found in the server lobby!

    mc.bobrovsk.online

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  • Reverie SMP

    Reverie SMP
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    Players: 96/900 Votes: 3373
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 2 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 40 Epic Mounts Acquired: 3
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 6 Mineshafts Explored: 3
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Herobrine Sightings: 1
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Forbidden Relics Collected: 3
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 4 Star Shards Collected: 224
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to Reverie SMP Minecraft Server

    Key Features Description
    Near Vanilla Gameplay No /tpa, no /sethome, no /spawn. Keeping close to Minecraft’s original magic with HermitCraft style additions.
    CoreProtect Grief and theft are easily reversible thanks to this plugin.
    Proximity Chat Option for players, not a requirement.
    Experienced Staff Team has experience running similar servers.
    DynMap Planned feature release, keep an eye out!
    Server Events Hosting events like movie nights, build battles, challenges, etc.
    Activity System Visual system for player preferences while playing.
    Supporter Perks Purely cosmetic/QOL, no pay to win.

    Server Specs

    AMD Ryzen 5600X | 64GB of RAM | 2x500GB NVMe SSD | Virginia, US Server

    FAQ

    Why should I choose Reverie SMP?

    Reverie SMP offers a friendly, mature community for adults inspired by servers like HermitCraft and Empires SMP. We strive to provide a welcoming environment with near-vanilla gameplay and various features to enhance your experience.

    How do I join Reverie SMP?

    To join Reverie SMP, visit our Discord server at discord.reveriesmp.com and follow the application process.

    Are there any pay-to-win aspects on Reverie SMP?

    No, supporter perks on Reverie SMP are purely cosmetic or quality of life enhancements. We do not offer any pay-to-win features on the server.

    What kind of events can I expect on Reverie SMP?

    We plan to host various server events, including movie nights, D&D sessions, build battles, challenges, and more. Keep an eye on our announcements for upcoming events.

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  • Rebel Rising United 1.21

    Rebel Rising United 1.21
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    Players: 104/800 Votes: 5489
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1 Secret Passages Found: 5
    Potions Brewed: 48 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 7 Cozy Campfires Lit: 15
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Portal Loops Escaped: 2 Fairy Circles Danced In: 3
    Villages Defended: 5 Celestial Events Witnessed: 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 47

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like that time America elected a dude who was all about that chaotic energy, just like our server! We’re all about overthrowing the boring old ways of playing Minecraft, we’re like a revolution of fun and craziness! So come join us and be a part of the most epic and chaotic Minecraft community out there! Let’s overthrow the government of boring servers and have a blast together!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • HangryCraft Minecraft Server

    HangryCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 101/300 Votes: 5097
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Runes Activated: 0
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 15
    Crops Grown: 3123 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 69
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 4 Immortal Potions Brewed: 15
    Evil Lairs Raided: 4 Secret Guilds Joined: 1
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4 Phantom Knights Defeated: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as forgetting your lunch and freezing your hands and feet in a cold room? Look no further! Join our server for the craziest adventures and the most outrageous stories.

    Imagine a world where you can drive back and forth to your wife’s job four times a day, just like in this epic tale of forgetfulness and frozen extremities. Who needs relaxation and getting things done when you can have all the drama and excitement of being an accidental chauffeur?

    So come on down to our server and experience the thrill of being asked to warm up someone’s frozen hands and feet in a car during lunch break. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and questionable decisions, but hey, that’s what makes it all so hilarious! Join now and be a part of the madness!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Pixel Threads Kids

    Pixel Threads Kids
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    Players: 100/900 Votes: 9795
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 5 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5 Secret Libraries Discovered: 3
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
    Mythical Relics Collected: 18 Phantom Knights Defeated: 10
    Evil Twin Fights: 5 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3 Eternal Flames Captured: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your ex-husband’s custody battles? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of craziness and chaos!

    Forget about running out of pants at your ex’s house, on our server, you can wear whatever pixelated outfit you want! No need to worry about Jiffy lube draining your transmission fluid, because our virtual cars never break down (unless you crash them into a creeper)!

    Join us for a week on/week off schedule of mining, building, and battling mobs. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual drama on our server? Plus, our in-game laundry machines will never run out of detergent, so you’ll always have clean clothes to wear while you conquer the virtual world!

    So, leave the real world behind and dive into the insanity of our Minecraft server. Who needs olive green scout pants when you can have diamond armor? Join now and let the madness begin!

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