🍆💦i dont even know what im doing anymore Minecraft Servers

ExcludedCraft: No Auntie and Uncle Edition

aggressive cancer, aita, AUNTIE, Birthday Party, children, christmas, clean up, Edition, elderly aunt, ExcludedCraft, family, family gathering, family gatherings, invited, Mess, NB Canada, noise, not visiting, parents, pick up after kids, pissed off, pity invite, purposely excluded, self-conscious, single mom, Thanksgiving, Toys, uncle, uncle’s birthday, well behaved kids

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is just as intense as a creeper explosion!

Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the plot of a soap opera. Will you be invited to the next family gathering, or will you be left out like a block of dirt in a diamond mine?

Explore our server and uncover the secrets of Aunt Edith and Uncle Peter’s birthday parties. Will you be the hero who cleans up after the kids, or will you be labeled as the ultimate villain?

With Thanksgiving and Christmas approaching, the stakes are higher than ever. Will you risk it all and attend the family gatherings, or will you choose to avoid the drama like a pro Minecrafter avoiding a creeper?

Join us on this epic adventure filled with family feuds, party invitations, and unexpected plot twists. Who knew Minecraft could be so dramatic? So come on, join our server and let the drama unfold!

ExSMPNightmare

BETRAYAL, Cheating, Closure, Emotional Abuse, ex, ExSMPNightmare, forgiveness, healing, HEARTBREAK, letting go, Lies, Manipulation, moving on, personal growth, relationship trauma, self love, self-care, starting over, toxic relationship, trust issues, WORST

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Are you tired of dealing with ex drama and looking for a fresh start? Join our Minecraft SMP where you can escape from all the relationship woes and focus on building epic structures and fighting off creepers! Our server is ex-free guaranteed, so you can mine and craft in peace without any exes blowing up your creations. Plus, rumor has it that diamonds are the ultimate breakup cure on our server – find enough of them and you’ll never think about your ex again! So why wait? Join now and say goodbye to ex drama forever!

SmellCraftComforts

calming aroma, childhood memories, Comforting Memories, comforting smell, cozy atmosphere, emotional connection, familiar comfort, familiar scent, favorite scent, happy place, home, inviting scent, Nostalgia, peaceful aroma, pleasant aroma, Relaxation, SmellCraftComforts, soothing fragrance, stress relief, sweet fragrance, warm embrace

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that smell like stale Cheetos and disappointment? Well, look no further because our server smells like freshly baked cookies and unicorn farts! Yes, you heard that right, UNICORN FARTS! Join us for a magical experience like no other.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have mastered the art of breakdancing. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken do the worm!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and golden apples guarded by a squad of ninja pandas. Can you outsmart them and claim the loot for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Come join our wacky and wonderful Minecraft server for a gaming experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyPutinPrisonMC Server

activism, advocacy, authoritarian regime, CraftyPutinPrisonMC, Democracy, fear, freedom of speech, government repression, HUMAN RIGHTS, Imprisonment, international relations, Kara-Murza, opposition, political exile, political persecution, Putin’s prison, Release, russia, Russian dissident, Server, Survival

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so, like, you ever been in a Minecraft server where the admin is like a total dictator, bro? well, this server is like that, but on steroids, man. we got this admin who thinks he’s Putin or something, locking up players left and right for the most ridiculous reasons. it’s like a virtual prison, but with creepers and zombies instead of guards.

but hey, if you survive long enough to get released, you’ll have some epic stories to tell your friends. like this one time, Kara-Murza got locked up for building a statue of a potato. a potato, bro! can you believe it? but now he’s free and ready to take on the world of blocks and pixels once again.

so come join our crazy server, where you never know what’s gonna happen next. just watch out for Putin’s prison, man. it’s a wild ride, but totally worth it for the laughs and the epic tales you’ll have to tell.

HamasCraft: UNstaffGoneWild

Accountability, Attack, Conflict, disciplinary action, employment, Fires, Hamas, HamasCraft, internal investigation, international organization, investigation, MIDDLE EAST, misconduct, Oct 7, security breach, staffers, Termination, termination of employment, Terrorism, UN, united nations, UNstaffGoneWild

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lol u gotta join dis server cuz we got more drama den da UN, we had to fire 9 staff cuz dey were caught playin for Hamas in a minecraft attack on october 7th. come join us for some wild adventures and crazy shenanigans, u never know what’s gonna happen next! plus, our pixel art game is on point, u won’t find better builds anywhere else. so come on, what are u waiting for? join us now and be part of the madness!

AddictivePasteCraft

addictive substances, AddictivePasteCraft, dental addiction, dental care, dental habits, dental health, dental hygiene, dental industry, dental products, dental routine, oral care, oral health, oral health habits, oral hygiene, oral hygiene habits, oral products, tooth brushing, tooth care, tooth health, Toothpaste, toothpaste addiction

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Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring ol’ Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is so lit, it’ll make your teeth sparkle like diamonds!

Join our server and you’ll be hooked faster than a fish on a line! We’ve got toothpaste with addictive substances in it, so you’ll never want to log off! Your dental hygiene will be on point, and your dentist will be shook!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Tooth Fairy boss, who drops enchanted floss that can give you superpowers! Imagine flying through the skies with your pearly whites gleaming in the sun!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for the wildest dental adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

MimicCraft: Boosted T Cells & Tumor Death

Antitumor, Apoptosis., Boosted, Boosts, Cancer, Cell Death, Cell Proliferation, cells, death, Gene therapy, immune response, immunity, immunotherapy, Induces, INT-1B3, MicroRNA, mimic, MimicCraft, miR-193a-3p, oncology, T Cell, Therapeutics, Treatment, tumor

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yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where we got mad scientists creating crazy potions that will make you invincible in battle! we got this one potion called INT-1B3 miR-193a-3p Mimic that will boost your T cell immunity so you can wreck all those pesky mobs and players trying to take you down.

not only that, but this potion also induces tumor cell death so you can flex on those cancerous cells while you’re out here building your epic base and mining for diamonds.

so come join us and become the ultimate warrior in this wild world of minecraft! trust me, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else.

Necropolis: Where skeletons have a bone to pick and creepers are just misunderstood. Ages 18+

+18, 2.10.2, AGES, Avalon Forge, Avalon Forge server, Bone, Cheating, Claiming, Community, CREEPERS, Drama-free, Friendly, Griefing, lag prevention, Mature, Mature Community, misunderstood, Modded, modded server, necropolis, non-stackable items, one week uptime, Pick, PvE, Respect, rules, Skeletons, storage systems

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Avalon Forge Server 2.10.2

We are running an Avalon Forge server 2.10.2 that’s been up for a week! We’re a mature and friendly community so we don’t condone any drama and would like for everyone to be mindful of the other players they’re playing with. Join our Discord server here.

Rules:

Rules
No grieving
No cheating
Don’t claim close to other people unless you’ve asked for their permission
Be respectful to other players on the server
You have to be 18+ to join
Please try to keep non-stackable items out of storage systems as it can lag. (don’t cause unnecessary lag in general)

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Q: How do I join the server?

A: You can join the server by using the IP address provided by the server admin.

Q: Can I invite my friends to join the server?

A: Yes, you can invite your friends as long as they follow the server rules.

Q: Is PVP allowed on the server?

A: PVP is allowed but make sure to respect other players and their belongings.

Q: Are there any banned items on the server?

A: Yes, there are certain items that are banned to ensure fair gameplay for everyone.

WellCrafted Minecraft Server

Cliche, Communication, emphasis, Expression, idiom, Language, linguistics, Minecraft, phrase, redundancy, Repeated, Repetition, Saying, Server, Speech, Talk, three times, well, WellCrafted, Words

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, are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Look no further, because on our server, you can ride on giant chickens and battle evil llamas with laser eyes! That’s right, our server is filled with wacky adventures and crazy creatures that will keep you on your toes.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. And if you’re feeling brave, you can even challenge the mighty Ender Dragon to a dance-off!

So why wait? Join our server now for a wild and ridiculous Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

Minecraft SMP: JustWatchedThisCraft

40 years, animation, art direction, brought back, Completely, Disney, Good, HOLY SHIT, Japan, Just watched, JustWatchedThisCraft, looks so good, Minecraft, Mogs, Renaissance, smp, stagnated, Watched

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Join our Minecraft SMP server and experience a world so epic, it makes the Renaissance look like a finger painting class! Our animation and art direction are so on point, it’ll make Disney question their life choices. It’s like we took animation, put it in a time machine, and brought it back to the future with a vengeance. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be part of this mind-blowing journey through pixels and blocks. Trust us, Japan ain’t got nothing on us!

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	10
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Void Armor Forged:	24	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	475	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	35
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	3703

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Divine Spears Created:	20	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1528
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Void Armor Forged:	30	Rune Stones Activated:	5

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	39
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	3

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Towns Built:	10
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	36	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Endless Night Skies:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

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ExcludedCraft: No Auntie and Uncle Edition

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ExSMPNightmare

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SmellCraftComforts

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CraftyPutinPrisonMC Server

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HamasCraft: UNstaffGoneWild

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MimicCraft: Boosted T Cells & Tumor Death

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Necropolis: Where skeletons have a bone to pick and creepers are just misunderstood. Ages 18+

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Avalon Forge Server 2.10.2

Rules:

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

WellCrafted Minecraft Server

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Minecraft SMP: JustWatchedThisCraft

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Players:	96/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Magic Items Found:	3846	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	6

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Crops Grown:	8448
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Animals Bred:	42
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Crops Grown:	7586
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	171	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Magic Items Found:	8776	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Holy Grails Found:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Villages Defended:	8
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Dimension Hops:	9

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	5154