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CraftyVoterFraudFun

civil rights, CraftyVoterFraudFun, Democracy, democratic principles, election integrity, electoral fraud, electoral justice, Electoral Process, electoral transparency., federal felony, government accountability, legal accountability, political corruption, political reform, US Congress, voter disenfranchisement, voter fraud, voter manipulation, voter registration, voter suppression, voting rights

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	9917
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Alien Abductions:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that follow the rules? Well, look no further because our server is so wild, even the US Congress can’t handle it! We don’t believe in voter registration here, so come join us and vote for your favorite block instead. Who needs laws when you have diamonds? Join now and let’s make Minecraft great again!

HamasCraft Minecraft Server

Assassination, Conflict, Diplomatic, Duty, Hamas, HamasCraft, international relations, iran, Israel, Justice, killing, leader, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, Political, punish, RETALIATION, Revenge, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, Tehran, Tensions

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	5829
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Zombie Dances:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
New Chunks Explored:	343429	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can take out ur frustrations on israel by building epic structures and unleashing ur wrath on them in the virtual world? well, look no further cuz this server is the place for u! we got crazy pvp battles, insane griefing opportunities, and even a secret underground base where u can plan ur revenge on israeli players. come join us and let’s show them who’s boss in this blocky world!

SituationCraft: BidenHarris vs Iran

Attack, biden, BidenHarris, Conflict Resolution, crisis management., Defense, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Government, harris, international relations, iran, Israel, leadership, MIDDLE EAST, Military, national security, security briefing, Situation Room, SituationCraft, threat, White House

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	862
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2321	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Buildings Constructed:	15
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we have biden and harris running around in the situation room trying to stop iran from attacking israel but don’t worry, they’re just playing minecraft too! watch as they build giant walls and defend their base from evil creepers and zombies. join now for a chance to team up with biden and harris and save the world in the most epic minecraft battle ever! oh, and did we mention there’s a secret portal to a dimension filled with talking llamas and flying pigs? yeah, it’s pretty wild. so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s save israel together, minecraft style!

TrendyCraft2020

chic, classic, clothing, Cycle, fashion, fashion cycle, fashion evolution, fashion history, fashion trend, Outfit, personal style, Repetitive, Retro, same, Style, Timeless, trend, trendy, TrendyCraft2020, vintage, Wardrobe

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	5232
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Falling into the Void:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2

so, like, have you ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the pigs wear top hats and the creepers do the cha-cha slide? well, do we have the server for you!

our server is like a magical land where the grass is made of cotton candy and the diamonds grow on trees. not to mention, the villagers are all secretly trained ninjas who can do backflips while trading emeralds.

if you join our server, you’ll get a pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots fireworks out of its nostrils. plus, every time you mine a block, a chorus of angels sings your praises.

we also have a secret underground disco party where the zombies breakdance and the skeletons play the saxophone. it’s lit, fam.

so, what are you waiting for? join our server and become the trendiest person in all of minecraft land. trust us, it’s totally worth it.

FrogFingerLoveCraft

amphibians, Animal Behavior, animal biology, animal pheromones, chemical communication, courtship rituals, evolutionary biology, frog species, FrogFingerLoveCraft, male poison frogs, mating, mating signals, pheromones, Rainforest, Reproduction, reproductive success, scent glands, scent signals, tropical frogs, wildlife

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	3561
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Meteorites Collected:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

yo, u gotta join dis server cuz we got frogs dat produce pheromones in their fingers, like wut even?! u can use dat to help u find ur minecraft soulmate or somethin, it’s like love potion but frog style. plus, these frogs are all about dat mating game, so u know it’s gonna be a wild time on dis server. come join us and see if u can find ur froggy love connection, ribbit ribbit!

WitchCraft Minecraft Server

black magic, Cute anime witches, Discussion about why witches are great, Enchantresses, fantasy creatures, Halloween, ITT, magical beings, Minecraft, occult, Pretty anime witches, Server, sorcery, spellcasting, Supernatural, Wicca, witchcraft, witches, Witches doing witchery, Witches flying on brooms, Witches with big hats

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	491
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Secret Passages Found:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Divine Spears Created:	26
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Runes Activated:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that will cast a spell on you? Look no further than our server filled with cute anime witches, pretty anime witches, and witches with big hats! Watch as these magical beings fly on brooms and perform all sorts of witchery that will leave you spellbound.

Join in on discussions about why witches are the greatest beings in the Minecraft world. From brewing potions to casting spells, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

So come on, join us and experience the magic of our witch-filled world. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about casting spells and flying on brooms!

SMPocalypse: Minecraft SMP – What happened?

bewilderment, confusion, conundrum, Curiosity, Enigma, Event, Happened, Incident, inquiry, Minecraft, Mystery, occurrence, perplexity, puzzle, query, Riddle, Situation, smp, SMPocalypse, uncertainty, What, What Happened

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	1977
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Meteorites Collected:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1

Oh boy, let me tell you about the chaos that went down on this Minecraft SMP! We’ve got players building giant statues of themselves out of diamond blocks, organizing massive llama races through the Nether, and even hosting a weekly “TNT Cannon Olympics” where players try to launch themselves into the sky using nothing but explosives. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party that happens every Friday night – it’s lit, literally! So if you’re looking for a server where anything goes and the only rule is to have a good time, then you better join us ASAP before the llama rebellion takes over.

CookingCraft Minecraft Server

cleaning up, cooking for family, CookingCraft, family dynamics, family expectations, feeling burdened, feeling overwhelmed, feeling taken advantage of, feeling unappreciated, feeling unsupported, feeling used, full-time job, household chores, lazy brother, Minecraft, overwhelmed, overwhelmed with responsibilities, refusing to cook, Server, sibling dynamics, taking care of yard, ungrateful family

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	9334
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Gods Slained:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	27	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real world drama and join a community of players who understand the struggle of being the only one doing all the work!

On our server, you can build your dream house without having to worry about lazy siblings or demanding parents asking you to cook and clean for them. No more being called a bitch or a brat for wanting a break from all the chores!

Join us and unleash your creativity in a world where you can focus on crafting and mining, without the constant nagging of family members. Build your own empire and rule over your virtual kingdom, where you are the boss and no one can tell you what to do!

So come on over to our server and leave the real world responsibilities behind. Let’s mine, build, and conquer together in a world where you can truly be free from all the drama. Join now and start your epic Minecraft adventure!

Momma’s Ashes Adventure

Adventure, aita, Apologize.., Argument, ashes, attention seeker, brother, Caretaker, cremated, dementia, Dinner, family, Jerk, lonely, mom’s ashes, mommas, relationship, torn, viewing, Visit, Wedge, Wife

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	2716
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is not just limited to real life! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

Looking for a server where family feuds and betrayal are the norm? Look no further! Our server is like a soap opera, but with blocks and mobs instead of actors.

Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through family drama, deceit, and unexpected plot twists. Will you choose to stand by your loved ones, or will you stir the pot and cause chaos like a mischievous Enderman?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be part of a community where every block placed and every mob defeated is a part of a larger, more absurd story. Join now and let the madness begin!

SkillzMaster420 – Minecraft SMP

accelerated learning, expertise acquisition, instant expertise, instant learning, lifelong learning, mastering abilities, mastering talents, Minecraft, personal growth, quick learner, quick mastery, rapid skill acquisition, self improvement, skill acquisition., skill development, skill enhancement, skill mastery, SkillzMaster420, smp, talent acquisition, talent development, talent mastery

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	4386
Rating:	4.3 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	179347	Farms Harvested:	618
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Gods Slained:	0

If you join our Minecraft SMP, you’ll instantly master the art of building giant statues of yourself out of diamond blocks. Imagine walking through a world where every corner you turn, there’s a majestic statue of you flexing your muscles or striking a pose like a supermodel.

But that’s not all! On our server, you’ll also have the ability to tame and ride dragons. Yes, you heard that right. Forget about riding boring old horses or pigs, now you can soar through the skies on the back of a fire-breathing dragon, causing chaos and destruction wherever you go.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: every player on our server gets their own personal army of loyal minions to do their bidding. Need someone to mine for diamonds for you? No problem, just send your minions out and watch as they bring back stacks of precious gems for you to hoard.

So come join us on our crazy, chaotic, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination.