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Players: | 100/300 | Votes: | 5989 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 |
Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 | Holy Grails Found: | 2 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 10 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 7 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 11 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 |
Whispering Shadows Heard: | 2 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 |
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