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JumpRivalz Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	1771
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	346
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is like the wildest crossover episode of all time! Imagine battling it out with the most epic rival character in Jump history – they’re so tough, even Steve is shaking in his pixelated boots! Join our server and prove that you have what it takes to defeat this legendary foe and become the ultimate Minecraft champion. Plus, rumor has it that if you win, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can ride a unicorn made out of diamonds while shooting lasers from your eyes. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

AltHoeCraft Minecraft Server

activities, alt, Alternative, AltHoeCraft, Competition, Digital, Entertainment, Fun, games, Gaming, hobbies, Hoes, Interactive, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, pastimes, Play, role playing, Server, Social, strategy, virtual

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	173
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Zombie Dances:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	485
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and become part of the wackiest community of gamers this side of the blocky universe.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is run by a group of mischievous llamas who have a knack for throwing the wildest parties in Minecraft. From llama dance-offs to llama fashion shows, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco where players can show off their best dance moves and compete for the title of Disco King or Queen. And rumor has it, the llamas are pretty good dancers themselves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and become part of the craziest, most fun-loving community in all of Minecraft. Who knows, you might even catch a glimpse of the legendary disco llama in action!

Pixel Academy Minecraft Server

ACADEMIC, Academy, answer, Classroom, discussion, DISMISSED, education, image, inquiry, Interactive, knowledge, learning, Lesson, Minecraft, Participation, PIXEL, questions, School, Server, Session, Students, study, Teacher, teaching

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	5435
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Potions Brewed:	121
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Star Shards Collected:	141
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of pure insanity!

Join us and you’ll find yourself battling giant chickens, riding pigs into battle, and even befriending a group of mischievous creepers who love to prank unsuspecting players. And that’s just the tip of the iceberg!

Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon has been known to breakdance during epic boss battles. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret underground disco where skeletons and zombies groove the night away.

So why wait? Join our server today and prepare yourself for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, once you enter our world, there’s no turning back. So buckle up and get ready for the ride of your life!

CrazyCraft Minecraft Server

afrocentrist, AI groups, battle of the sexes, brainrot, cognitive dissonance, conspiracy theories, coping mechanisms, covid, crazycraft, Dystopia, Homeless, INSANE, mental health, mental illness, Minecraft, ONLINE, pandemic, reddit, satanic abortion, schizo rambling, Server, social media, trump

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	9236
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Votes:	7542	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Are you tired of dealing with all the crazies online? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all that insanity behind. Our server is a haven of peace and tranquility, where the only madness you’ll encounter is trying to build a roller coaster that doesn’t glitch out.

But wait, there’s more! We have a special section dedicated to afrocentrist AI groups who are convinced they can mine for diamonds using only the power of their minds. And don’t even get us started on the satanic abortion reddits – they’ve built a whole underground city made entirely of obsidian.

So come join us on our server and leave the real world insanity behind. Who needs cognitive dissonance when you can have creeper explosions instead?

Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

bad language, banter, blocky, curse words, derogatory language, disrespectful language, disrespectful phrases, expletives, explicit language, foul language, Hungarian insults, impolite phrases, inappropriate language, kurva anyátok, Minecraft, obscene language, offensive phrases, Profanity, rude expressions, Server, strong language, swear words, vulgar language

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	3415
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with flying pigs, dancing llamas, and talking chickens. They were greeted by a group of friendly creepers who offered to show them around and teach them how to build a house out of diamond blocks.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who loves to challenge players to epic dance battles. If you can out-dance the dragon, you’ll be rewarded with a crown made of emeralds and a pet unicorn to ride around on.

So come join us on our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what adventures await you in the land of kurva anyátok!

CubeChan Minecraft server

Ban, building, Cheating, Complaints, CubeChan, Damage, Discord, Ip:, Minecraft, peacefully, Players, Playing, Property, Reports, rules, Server, Server Load, Suggestions, Whitelist

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	1594
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Mines Excavated:	2999
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Chimeras Created:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Welcome to the Kubchan server!

IP: cubechan.aboba.host

Now, in order to play on the server, it is not necessary to join discord.

Our conference: https://discord.gg/wPsUN4AC6X

Official thread: https://2ch.hk/mc/res/591180.html#605246

Apply anonymously to the whitelist (may take longer to consider): https://forms.gle/k14H94msL6cMbzHm7

Basic Rules:

– Do not kill players without mutual agreement

– Do not damage other people’s buildings

– Do not take someone else’s property without asking

– Do not cheat

– Do not build anything that can heavily load the server

– Do not interfere with other players playing peacefully

Punishment in the form of a ban for some time or forever depending on the severity of the crime.

Mail for complaints and suggestions: [email protected]

Or the #reports channel

cubechan.aboba.host

AardvarkMC

2024.., AardvarkMC, Adventure, Balanced, brand new, Builder, Community, Creative, crossplay, dreams, Economy, Fun, Great, Life, Map, Minecraft, multiplayer, PvP, Sanctuary, Server, Survival, Vanillaplus, Voterewards

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	5154
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	127	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Chimeras Created:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	11

BRAND NEW MAP! Started in 2024, AardvarkMC.org aims to be a sanctuary among servers for balanced survival PvP economy and provide the space for great builders to bring their dreams to life!

play.aardvarkmc.org

HonkaiCraft Server – Star Rail Fun

Boothill Trailer, Character Banners, Cowboy’s Got Business, Download, drip marketing, Farewell Penacony, Fun, honkai star rail, HonkaiCraft, June 7, Light Cone Banners, Physical Destruction, Rail, Redeemable Codes, Resources, Server, special program, star, Then Wake to Weep, Thread Template, Tools, UTC+8, Version 2.2 Preview Page, Version 2.3, Web Event, Yunli

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	2513
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Potions Brewed:	38
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Zombie Dances:	8
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Towns Built:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and crazy shenanigans.

Picture this: you log into our server and suddenly find yourself in a western-themed town called Penacony. But hold on, there’s a twist – the town is being taken over by cowboys with a serious business attitude. Your mission? Help save Penacony from the cowboy invasion and restore peace to the land.

But that’s not all! We’ve got character banners featuring badass cowboys like Fu Xuan and Pela, as well as new light cone banners that will have you sailing towards a second life. And let’s not forget about our latest addition, Yunli, a 5-star physical destruction expert who will blow your mind (and your enemies) away.

Join our server now and take part in our web event, “The universe! Pew! Pew! The grand challenge!” where you can show off your shooting skills and win epic prizes. Plus, redeemable codes and tons of resources to help you on your journey to become the ultimate cowboy hero.

So what are you waiting for? Saddle up and join us on the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Yeehaw!

BlockyBeats Minecraft Server

amazing, ANONYMOUS, anonymous signature, artist, BlockyBeats, catchy, Enjoyable, fantastic, Favorite, Feel-Good, Great, Happy, love, Minecraft, Music, Positive, Server, Singer, song, Songwriter, TALENTED, upbeat

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	9901
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12
Holy Grails Found:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Votes:	3654
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Mines Excavated:	1452	Mineshafts Explored:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret underground disco party with dancing creepers and skeletons breakdancing. The player was so impressed that they wrote a song about it and signed it “Anonymous.” So, if you want to experience crazy adventures like this and have a blast with your friends, come join us! Who knows what kind of wild shenanigans you’ll get into next!

MineCraftyWorkers Server

arrested development, beer with the boys, blue collar, boomer conservatives, cookie monster PJ pants, DEGEN, diy, douchebro, electronics, face tatts, flannel, glidan pocket tee, good friend, Hank Hill, honest day’s work, juggalos, juvie delinquints, Meth, middle school bully, MineCraftyWorkers, music gear, populist leftoid, prole, Reliable, scummy, Server, shovel driveway, snapbacks, thrash metal, trailer trash, untrustworthy, vidyashit, walmart clothes, wiggers, Working class

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	3358
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Animals Bred:	34
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Villages Defended:	16	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Star Shards Collected:	78	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	353	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Haunted Chests Opened:	5

Are you tired of playing on servers filled with trailer trash douchebro types who spend their days causing chaos and mayhem? Well, look no further! Our server is a haven for the unpretentious and homely/humble prole types who just want to relax after a hard day’s work.

Picture this: you log on to our server and are greeted by a group of Hank Hill boomer conservatives who love 80’s thrash metal and know how to DIY through anything. Need help building a redstone contraption? They’ve got you covered. Want to start a farm and raise some animals? They’ll lend a hand.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most reliable and trustworthy players you’ll ever meet. They’ll offer to shovel your driveway on a harsh winter day with no charge, and they’ll always have your back in a tough situation.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the true meaning of camaraderie and friendship. Plus, where else can you find a group of players who shop for clothes at Walmart but still manage to look stylish in their solid color Gildan pocket tees? It’s a win-win situation!