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PS5PartyPooper

AITAH, ANNOYED, bad mood, beer pong, call of duty, Communication, Conflict, embarrassed, Friend, Guilt, house warming, kicking out, OBLIGATION, partner, Party, PS5, PS5PartyPooper, response, social event, TV, video games

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	7673
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Mines Excavated:	1681
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	78
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can game in peace without any annoying interruptions? Look no further! Join our server where we guarantee no one will bring a PlayStation 5 to a housewarming party and hog the TV all night long.

Imagine a world where you can play Minecraft without someone blasting Call of Duty in the background, causing chaos and embarrassment. Our server is the perfect escape from real-life party drama and awkward situations.

Don’t worry about being forced to socialize or play beer pong when all you want to do is build your dream world in Minecraft. On our server, you can game in peace without any distractions or obligations.

So if you’re tired of dealing with party poopers and want a Minecraft experience free from unwanted guests and their PlayStation 5s, join our server today! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

StateOfCraft SMP

best place to live, best state, live in USA, quality of life, smp, state attractions, state climate, state community, state comparison, state cost of living, state diversity, state education system, state healthcare system, state housing market, state job market, state opportunities, state rankings, state recreation, state safety, StateOfCraft, top state to live, united states

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	4346
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Items Found:	3293	Potions Brewed:	139
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Ores Mined:	5629
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	7

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our server is the bomb-diggity! We’ve got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s jewelry box and more epic builds than a castle made of Jell-O.

Join our server and you’ll be living in the best state in the USA – Minecraftia! Our state has all the amenities you could ever want, from pixelated palm trees to virtual volleyball courts. Plus, our state bird is a chicken that lays golden eggs.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself visits our server every full moon to challenge players to a dance-off. And if you win, you get a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most epic state in the USA!

CreepinLaughsMC

amusing, Chuckle, Comical, CreepinLaughsMC, creepy, Experience, fear, fright, funny, ghost, Haunted, hilarious, humor, jocular, LAUGH, nerve-wracking, Scary, spine-chilling, spine-tingling., spooky, Terror

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	7239
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Void Gems Collected:	32
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Zombie Dances:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6

Have you ever been mining in Minecraft, just minding your own business, when suddenly a creeper sneaks up behind you and blows you sky high? Well, on our server, we have creeper-proof armor that will make those green pests run away in fear!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who loves to photobomb your screenshots and photobomb your selfies. Join our server and see if you can snap a pic with the elusive dragon!

And if you’re feeling brave, take a trip to the Nether where you’ll find a secret portal to the land of dancing skeletons and singing zombies. Trust us, it’s a party you won’t want to miss!

So come join us on our server, where the only thing scarier than a creeper explosion is missing out on all the fun!

UkraineCraft: Pentagon oopsie!

$2 billion, accounting errors, aid, audit findings, budget discrepancies, defense department, financial accountability, financial aid, financial irregularities, financial missteps, financial oversight, FOREIGN AID, funding discrepancies, Government, international relations, investigation, military assistance, Mismanagement, Oopsie, pentagon, Ukraine, UkraineCraft

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	2409
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Enchantments Applied:	163
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, the Pentagon be finding accounting errors worth $2 billion in aid for Ukraine, but who cares bout that when u can be building epic castles and battling creepers with ur squad on this lit server! Trust me, the craziness of this server will make u forget all about them boring real world problems. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself be roaming around causing chaos, so u gotta join quick before he destroys everything! Join now and let the madness begin!

WranglerCraft: Where Your Ass Says WoW

ass, brand, clothing, comfortable, Cowboy, cowboy chic, denim, Durable, fashion, fashion statement, iconic, long-lasting, rear pockets, Statement, Style, trendy, W design, western wear, wow, Wrangler jeans, WranglerCraft

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	6255
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Dimension Hops:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2

hey u, ya u with the wrangler jeans. u know wat? if u join our minecraft server, ur ass will say WoW too. cuz on our server, we got magical wrangler jeans that give ur character a big ol’ W on both butt cheeks. so when u walk around, everyone will be like “damn, look at that ass, it’s sayin WoW!” join now for the most epic butt designs in minecraft history.

DucksMC Network

Custom, DucksMC, Minecraft, Network, Survival

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	7781
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Dragons Tamed:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Void Gems Collected:	13
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Alien Abductions:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7

Do you want to have fun? Join our Minecraft server, where you can play with your friends in modes like Survival Custom and many more. We look forward to seeing you!

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Surviving Insane Anarchy: Where you can build empires with guns, turrets, and jobs in the chaos of New York City!

AdvancedCrates, AdvancedItems, AdvancedMobs, Anarchy, BarbedWire, BUILD, Chaos, Chestsort, city, ComplexTurrets, CrazyAuctions, DailyRewardsPlus, DeathTransfer, DecentHolograms, Discordsrv, EconomyShopGUI-Premium, Elevator, Empires, ExecutableItems, Factions, Guns, HeadDrop, INSANE, InventoryRollbackPlus, Itemsadder, Jobs, LuckyBounties, MechanicsCore, Minepacks, Surviving, turrets, York

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	8834
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Void Gems Collected:	36	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	78
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	222	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Star Shards Collected:	218

Links	Discord	Store	Server IP

Overview	Soldiers In Arms (SIA) offers Turrets, Guns, Vehicles, Economy, Stock Market, Jobs, Custom Items, and more.

Server Details	90+ plugins	Decade+ of admin experience	Updated to version 1.21

	Empires: Red, Blue, Green, Yellow, etc.	Vassal Factions within Empires	Edict courthouse for governance

Key Plugins	AdvancedCrates	AdvancedEnchantments	BarbedWire	Factions	EconomyShopGUI-Premium	WorldGuard	and many more

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: You can join the server by using the provided IP address in the Minecraft client.

Q: Are there specific rules on the server?

A: Yes, there are rules to ensure fair gameplay. Please refer to the server’s Discord or website for the full list of rules.

Q: Can I create my own faction or empire?

A: Yes, you can create your own faction or empire within the server’s gameplay mechanics.

Q: What is the economy system like on the server?

A: The server features an elaborate economy system that includes a stock market, jobs, and trading systems.

Q: Are there regular updates and events on the server?

A: Yes, the server is regularly updated to the latest Minecraft version, and events are hosted by the admin team.

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CraftyMex Minecraft Server

CraftyMex, edishon, hilo riley, Mexican, mexican art, mexican celebration, mexican cuisine, mexican culture, mexican festival, mexican food, mexican heritage, Mexican History, mexican holiday, mexican language, Mexican music, mexican party, mexican style, Mexican traditions, mexican travel, mexican vacation, mexico, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	783
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Zombie Dances:	10	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further than our server, where the grass is always greener and the pigs fly! Literally, we have flying pigs all over the place, it’s like a bacon-filled sky circus.

Join us for the “hilo riley edishon” and experience the thrill of riding llamas into battle against an army of evil chickens. These chickens may look cute and innocent, but trust us, they’re plotting world domination. Only you and your trusty llama can save the day!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Cow, a mystical creature that poops out diamonds instead of milk. Just imagine the bling bling possibilities!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server for a wild ride filled with flying pigs, llama battles, and diamond cow poop. It’s a Minecraft experience like no other!

Minecraft SMP: /dft/ – Delightfully Funky Traders

acceptance, Community, dad’s fetishes, Daddy Issues, Delightfully, deranged, dft, FAGGOT, fetish, fuck my ass, Funky, Gender Identity, kink, Lgbt, LGBTQ, mental health, Minecraft, never jerk off, sexual orientation, smp, Support, taboo, Therapy, Traders, trannies, Transgender

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	7673
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Enchantments Applied:	255	Chimeras Created:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18	Runes Activated:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5

Welcome to /dft/ – Deranged Faggot Trannies! This Minecraft SMP is not for the faint of heart, as we embrace the chaos and craziness that comes with being a part of this server.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of never knowing what your dad’s fetishes are, because let’s be real, they’re probably wilder than a pack of rabid wolves. And remember, if you want to fit in here, you better not even think about jerking off – it’s a strict rule that we take very seriously.

In our latest edition, aptly titled “FUCK MY ASS”, things are bound to get even more insane. Who knows what kind of shenanigans will go down next? Will we build a giant statue of a butt? Will we have a dance party in the Nether? The possibilities are endless, and that’s what makes /dft/ the place to be for all your Minecraft adventures.

So come join us, if you dare. Just be prepared for anything and everything, because on this server, the only thing you can expect is the unexpected.

QueerCraft Minecraft Server

America, aunt, Boyfriend, CONSERVATIVE, controversy, family, Gay, Homophobia, Minecraft, QueerCraft, Server, UNCOMFORTABLE, Wedding

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	7573
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Farms Harvested:	978
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
New Chunks Explored:	601782	Rune Stones Activated:	3

Are you tired of dealing with homophobic relatives at family gatherings? Do you wish you could escape to a world where acceptance and fun reign supreme? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your own rainbow castle, ride unicorns, and slay dragons with your fabulous friends. Leave behind the drama of your family and immerse yourself in a world where love is love and everyone is welcome.

Don’t let your aunt’s wedding bring you down – come join us and let your true colors shine! Who needs a homophobic aunt when you can have a virtual family of supportive and loving players? Say goodbye to family drama and hello to endless fun on our server. Join now and let the good times roll!