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Players: | 91/300 | Votes: | 6568 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 10 | Enchantments Applied: | 158 |
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 17 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 |
Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
Phoenix Feathers Found: | 15 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 2 |
Heroic Legacies Created: | 2 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 7 | Magic Items Found: | 5337 |
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 4 |
We got Lukoil trying to sell cheap crude to Budapest, but they be like “nah fam, we ain’t divesting from Moscow!” And then Slovakia be like “yo Brussels, help us out here!” But Brussels be too busy building their own epic castle in Minecraft.
Join our server for all the juicy gossip and drama, plus you can build your own crazy creations and battle creepers like a boss. Trust me, you won’t find a server more lit than this one!