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Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 11 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 1706 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 2 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 9 |
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 |
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