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Bloom SMP: Where semi-vanilla is just a fancy way of saying we forgot to add more spice

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	9353
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	310
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

Welcome to Bloom SMP
IP	play.bloomsmp.net
Joinable on versions	1.9 – 1.21

Features
Anti Griefing
Cross Play
A welcoming community
An active Discord
A friendly staff team
Regular events

Bloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.

Website: https://bloomsmp.net

Discord: https://discord.gg/bloomsmp

FAQ

1. Is PvP allowed on Bloom SMP?

Yes, PvP is allowed in certain areas designated for it. Please be respectful when engaging in PvP activities.

2. Are there any rules regarding griefing?

Griefing is strictly prohibited on Bloom SMP. Our staff team actively monitors for any griefing activities and takes necessary actions against offenders.

3. How can I join the server?

You can join the server by connecting to the IP address play.bloomsmp.net using versions 1.9 to 1.21 of Minecraft.

4. Can I invite my friends to Bloom SMP?

Yes, you can invite your friends to join Bloom SMP and play together. We encourage building a community of friends on the server.

5. Are there any special events on Bloom SMP?

Yes, Bloom SMP hosts regular events for players to participate in and enjoy. Keep an eye on the Discord server for announcements about upcoming events.

Crafty Falcom Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	2699
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Emeralds Found:	6968	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	344
Mythical Quests Completed:	44	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Look no further, because our server is the craziest, most out-of-this-world server you will ever experience!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Our server is so insane, it will make you feel like you’re living in a parallel universe where pigs can fly and creepers can breakdance.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a mythical creature that guards the rarest diamonds in all of Minecraft. If you can defeat the Diamond Dragon, you will be rewarded with riches beyond your wildest dreams.

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>Trump Confesses He Was ‘Sexually Attracted’… Minecraft SMP

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	7311
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Villages Defended:	13
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Holy Grails Found:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild time filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories! Our server is so lit, even Trump himself confessed to being ‘sexually attracted’ to his daughter when she was just 13 years old. Can you believe it? That’s the level of insanity you can expect when you join us. We’ve got more drama than a reality TV show and more laughs than a stand-up comedy special. So come on in and see what all the fuss is about. Just remember, we’re all about having fun and leaving the real-world craziness at the door. Let’s build, mine, and explore together in a world where anything is possible. Don’t miss out on the wildest ride of your Minecraft life!

BlockPartyDrama

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	286
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Magic Items Found:	2306
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Chimeras Created:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	68
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you! Join us for a wild ride of laughter and fun as we roast each other in the most hilarious ways possible.

Imagine a world where your self-deprecating jokes are not only welcomed, but encouraged! Our community is all about having a good time and making each other laugh. Plus, we have a strict no-bullying policy, so you can rest assured that you’ll always be in a safe and fun environment.

But that’s not all – we also have epic birthday parties where we invite everyone except for that one friend who just can’t take a joke. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the drama and hilarity that ensues when they realize they’re not invited.

So come join us on our server and let loose with some of the craziest and funniest players around. Who knows, you might even make a new best friend or two – just make sure you can take a joke!

CompliMentality – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	3049
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and bizarre compliments that will leave you questioning reality. From being told your build looks like a potato to being praised for your impeccable cow herding skills, you never know what kind of wacky compliment you’ll receive next. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself!

MineTop5CatList

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	8943
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Astral Projections Made:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old categories? Well, look no further because our server is like a box of chocolates – you never know what you’re gonna get!

Reasons to join our server: 1. We have a category called “Piggy Paradise” where pigs rule the land and players must obey their every oink. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. 2. In our “Zombie Zumba” category, players must dance their way to survival as hordes of zombies try to take them down. It’s like a rave, but with more brains. 3. Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle? Well, in our “Llama Lagoon” category, you can do just that. Plus, llamas spit at your enemies for extra damage – talk about a win-win situation! 4. In our “Pixelated Pizzeria” category, players must run their own pizza shop in Minecraft. But watch out, because the toppings are alive and they’re not too happy about being eaten! 5. And last but not least, in our “Ender Dragon Dating Sim” category, players can romance the infamous Ender Dragon and maybe even steal a kiss or two. Love is in the air, along with a hint of sulfur.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before!

CreeperCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	4847
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Villages Defended:	19	Enchanted Armories Found:	3

so, like, u know how hezbollah is always causing trouble and stuff? well, turns out they ran out of money cuz israel keeps hitting them hard. so now they’re like, yo let’s start a minecraft server to make some cash! join us for some explosive fun and crazy adventures, cuz we’re hezbollah and we’re not afraid to blow things up…in minecraft! come join the party and help us rebuild our funds, one block at a time. it’s gonna be a blast! literally.

KimJongCraft: Ukraine Edition

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	5269
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Towns Built:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Votes:	5177	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	30

LOL HAVE U EVER SEEN NORTH KOREAN SOLDIERS PLAY MINECRAFT? WELL U CAN ON OUR SERVER! THEY TRAINED IN RUSSIA AND NOW THEY’RE COMING TO UKRAINE TO PLAY SOME BLOCKS! JOIN US IF U WANNA SEE SOME CRAZY PVP ACTION! WATCH OUT FOR KIM JONG-UN, HE’S A PRO AT REDSTONE! #BLOCKWARFARE #NUCLEARCREEPERS

Inner Voice Volume Boost

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	7585
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Star Shards Collected:	89	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the sheep actually fly and the creepers wear top hats? well, look no further cuz this server is the bomb diggity!

we got a secret underground city where the villagers throw raves every night, and the zombies are actually really good dancers. plus, our diamond mines are guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will trade you diamonds for bones.

oh, and did i mention that our nether is actually a giant disco party with lava lamps and funky music? yeah, it’s lit af.

so come join us on this epic adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of lag, but who cares when you’re having this much fun?) trust me, once you join, you won’t be able to increase the volume of your inner voice cuz you’ll be screaming with joy 24/7.

RandomMC

Bedwars, Community, Creative, Custom Items, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Factions, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Plugins, Prison, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	3532
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	165
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26

Welcome to RandomMC! Join us for endless fun and adventure. With updates being made every month, dungeons and custom items constantly being added! Grab your friends and start your journey today! IP: play.randommc.net

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