Dog Ate My Blocks

Animals, Assignment, ate, believe.., blocks, classic, cliché excuse, common, dog, education, funny, homework, humor, JOKE, lie, pet, RESPONSIBILITY, School, STUDENT, Teacher, Trust

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	4603
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Emeralds Found:	3277	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	497	New Chunks Explored:	465120
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6

so, like, imagine this, right? imagine a minecraft server where, like, the creepers are actually just misunderstood and want to be your friends. like, they just wanna give you hugs with their explosive personalities.

and, like, the zombies are actually just trying to start a dance party, but no one will join them because they look a little dead. so sad.

also, the diamonds in this server are actually magical and grant you the power to fly. yeah, you heard me right. FLY. who needs wings when you have shiny rocks?

oh, and the villagers are all secretly super spies who are just waiting for you to join their secret mission to defeat the evil Ender Dragon. they even have cool spy gadgets like invisible potions and exploding chickens.

so, like, if you wanna join this totally wacky and wild minecraft server, just remember one thing: bring your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door. it’s gonna be a wild ride, my friend. a wild ride.

FrontierSMP

Balanced Economy, Bedrock Crossplay, Brewing, contracts, Custom Items, Custom terrain, description, Discord, Economy, Farming, FrontierSMP, https://discord.gg/E9mdAwFgNU, Main Features, Play.FrontierSMP.net, PORT, Pyrofishing, SC_OFF, SC_ON, server ip, smp, Version, Wiki

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	2118
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	28
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	65	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Farms Harvested:	943
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44

Minecraft Server: FrontierSMP

Server IP	Play.FrontierSMP.net
Bedrock Crossplay Enabled (Port)	19132
Server Discord	https://discord.gg/E9mdAwFgNU
Wiki	https://docs.frontiersmp.net/
Version	1.21.4

Description:

FrontierSMP is a Survival Minecraft server with the main focus of being a community driven server. Our main goal is to make it so that players have a challenge similar to vanilla Minecraft with multiple challenging factors, but also build around a community. You will find that teleporting is a luxury on Frontier along with varying difficulty throughout the world. Mobs are tougher than normal the further you go and there are bosses waiting around every corner. All 3 worlds have custom terrain with loot per player to promote exploration for all. Spawn can also be built on by anyone to drive traffic to a shop, rail network, or whatever your heart desires. At the end of it all, we aim to make a satisfying server that will last for years to come.

Main Features:

Custom Terrain: All three dimensions have custom terrain, biomes, and structures.
Towny: A key focal point to promote and enhance the Towny experience.
Economy: Balanced economy without crazy numbers in the balance top.
Custom Items: Fully textured Weapons, Tools, and Armor for collection.
PyroFishing & Farming: Enjoy fishing and farming plugins with Mining being added soon.
Contracts: Work with other members to complete contracts for major infrastructure builds.
No Pay To Win: We do not promote pay-to-win!

We’re always planning new features and updating the server constantly. We hope to see you online!

FAQ

Q: Can I play on this server with Bedrock Edition?

A: Yes, Bedrock Crossplay is enabled with the server port being 19132.

Q: Are there custom terrain and structures on this server?

A: Yes, all three dimensions have custom terrain, biomes, and structures with per player loot.

Q: Is there a balanced economy on the server?

A: Yes, efforts have been made to balance the economy and avoid crazy numbers in the balance top.

Q: Are there custom items available on this server?

A: Yes, there are custom fully textured Weapons, Tools, and Armor for players to collect.

Q: How can I participate in contracts on the server?

A: Work with other members to complete contracts presented by the staff for major infrastructure builds on the server. More information can be found on the server’s Discord.

Echoing Realms 1.20.1

1.20.1, audio porn, Autumnboy4, Changing Room, Echoing, erotic audio, explicit, Femboy, fetish, Gay, gonewildaudio, INTIMATE, LGBTQ, Male, male audio, NSFW, Realms, reddit, Roleplay, seduction, silly, smug, Soundgasm, voyeurism

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	1563
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a wild ride through a rainbow of insanity! Imagine if the changing room at the gym was run by a smug femboy who catches you staring and then challenges you to a duel with diamond swords! That’s the kind of crazy sh*t you’ll find on this server, man. It’s like a fever dream mixed with a meme come to life. Trust me, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, but either way, it’s gonna be a trip you won’t soon forget. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine some blocks and your sanity on this wacky server!

CleanCraft Minecraft Server

Accountability, CleanCraft, cleanliness, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, division of labor, emotional labor, Empathy, Expectations, family dynamics, household chores, Household Management, Marriage, Messy, Minecraft, parenting, personal growth, relationship dynamics, RESPONSIBILITY, self improvement, Server, Understanding

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	734
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	386	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45
Divine Spears Created:	13	Players Killed by Monsters:	7396
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Emeralds Found:	491	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your sanity? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and mind-bending challenges!

Just like navigating a messy room in a level 5 hurricane, our server will keep you on your toes as you try to survive and thrive in a chaotic world. With twists and turns at every corner, you’ll never know what to expect next!

Join now and experience the thrill of cleaning up after your fellow players, just like the OP in this story. Will you be the one to finally get them to put their coffee mugs in the sink? Or will you be the messy player leaving a trail of chaos in your wake?

So come on down to our server and see if you have what it takes to conquer the messiness and emerge victorious! Just remember, in this world, the only rule is: clean up after yourself or face the consequences!

NeighborSnitchMC

apartment, complaining, DAUGHTER, Eviction, former smoker, freezing cold, grounds for eviction, INCONVENIENCE, Lease, main office, neighbors, NeighborSnitchMC, new england, no smoking rule, Reporting, smell, smell linger, smoking, WIBTAH

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	4674
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Votes:	3151
Dragon Eggs Found:	4358	Potions Brewed:	90
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
New Chunks Explored:	730266	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Are you tired of your neighbors turning your apartment into a smoke-filled sauna? Join our Minecraft server and escape the stench of cigarettes for good! Our virtual world is 100% smoke-free, so you can breathe easy and game on without any unwanted odors.

Imagine a world where the only thing smoking is your skills at building epic structures and battling mobs. Say goodbye to the smell of smoke wafting through your walls and hello to the sweet scent of victory as you conquer our virtual realm.

Don’t let your neighbors’ bad habits ruin your gaming experience. Report them to the main office of our Minecraft server and watch as they get evicted from our pixelated paradise. It’s not being an asshole, it’s just good old-fashioned justice in the world of blocks and creepers.

So come join us on our smoke-free Minecraft server and leave the real-world stink behind. Your daughter will thank you, your friends will envy you, and your neighbors will be left wondering where all the smoke went. Let’s game on, smoke-free style!

CraftyObsession

beauty standards, body image, cancel culture, celebrity culture, consumerism, CraftyObsession, fast fashion, FOMO (fear of missing out), health fads, instant gratification, materialism, online dating, perfectionism, Political Correctness, reality tv, self-promotion, selfies, social media, technology addiction, Validation from others., workaholism

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	5293
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	825
Mythical Swords Crafted:	96	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Runes Activated:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3

Are you tired of society’s obsession with mundane things like avocado toast and TikTok dances? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all that nonsense behind.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated worlds. Yes, you heard that right. These llamas are not your average farm animals, they are Minecraft prodigies.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that hidden within our server is a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and creepers are actually friendly. Imagine the possibilities!

So, if you’re ready to ditch reality and embark on a wild adventure with llama architects and flying pigs, then join our Minecraft server today. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

EuroCraft2020

brexit, Centrist, CONSERVATIVE, EuroCraft2020, Europe, european union, foreign policy, international relations, labour party, left wing, opposition leader, political stance, poll, progressive, public opinion, Starmer, survey, trump, uk, united states, voters

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	5664
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9165	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Towns Built:	10
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7

are you tired of living in a world where trump is always causing chaos? well, come join our minecraft server where you can escape to a land where trump doesn’t exist! build your own castle and rule over your own kingdom, far away from the madness of politics. plus, our server is home to the rarest and most majestic unicorns you’ll ever see – they poop rainbows! join now and leave trump behind for good!

Kamala’s Bug Adventure

Adventure, biology, bug, discovery, entomology, French Polynesia, Honor, insect, insect biology, insect discovery, insect honor, insect naming, insect species, insect taxonomy, kamala harris, Kamalas, Naming, new species, Pseudoloxops kamalaharrisae, Science, species, taxonomy, vice president

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	3210
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	1081	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got bugs named after famous peeps like Kamala Harris! Imagine playing with bugs that are like, “Hey, I’m Kamala Harrisae, nice to meet ya!” It’s like having a VIP bug squad in your world, how lit is that? So come on and join us, we got bugs and blocks waiting for ya!

Lilypad Eggs

[LGBTQ+ Friendly], 16+, Active, Building-focused, Community, eggs, EU, HermitCraft-esc, java, lilypad, Lilypad Eggs, Modded, new, proximity chat, Safe, shopping district, Small, smp, Social, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	2200
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	8334	Divine Spears Created:	16
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	2197	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Towns Built:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Welcome to Lilypad Eggs!

We’re a small beginning Minecraft server. If you want to socialize, make friends and play Minecraft, this is the server for you!

Mods Used:

Proximity Chat
Farmer’s Delight
Chipped
Geophilic
Profundis
Tide

The main focus of this server is creating a nice and safe environment for everyone. We are centered around building and have just started making our shopping district.

We have a community of around 30 people to keep the server fun and active! If this sounds like a good fit for you, make sure to apply here.

The server has been open for almost a week and we hope to see you soon!

FAQs

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	Fill out the application form linked above.
What are the server rules?	Respect others, no griefing, and have fun!
Are there staff members available?	Yes, we have a dedicated team of staff members to help you.
Can I suggest new mods for the server?	Yes, feel free to suggest new mods to the staff.

ZenithCraft 1.20.3

1.20.3, accusations, accusing, Attention, attention seeking, Boost, Claims, Copying, dopamine boost, false, false claims, front page stream, Harassment, Party, pity party, praise, Problem, Stream, twitch, VT, xitter, ZenithCraft

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	9852
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

OMG you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a virtual escape from all the drama and haters!

Come build your own world and forget about all the Xitter drama, who needs that when you can be crafting and mining in peace?

Don’t be like that Twitch streamer looking for a dopamine boost, join us and get that sweet virtual high from building epic structures and exploring new lands!

No pity parties here, just pure fun and adventure waiting for you. So what are you waiting for? Join now and leave all the haters behind!

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