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Java Jolt Kids Craft

caffeine intake, causal link, child development, children, coffee consumption, cognitive development., Craft, Evidence, findings, health outcomes, java, Jolt, Kids, long-term study, maternal behavior, maternal habits, maternal health, neurodevelopmental difficulties, norway, Pregnancy, prenatal care, public health, research, study

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	4196
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6028
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Votes:	7470
Players Killed by Monsters:	367	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44

so like, u ever wonder if drinking coffee while preggers makes ur kid go all cray cray? well, this server is like the ultimate experiment, we got preggo moms chuggin’ coffee left and right while playin’ Minecraft and their kids turn out just fine! join us for some wild adventures and see if ur future offspring will be the next Minecraft prodigy or just a caffeine-fueled maniac. come on, what could possibly go wrong? 😉🤪🤣

PeyyMC

Cross-Play, Survival, Survival Community Discord Building Mini games Roleplay Creative PvP Economy Redstone Farming Exploration Vanilla Skyblock Modded Quests Towny Prison Pixelmon Bedwars, Vanilla

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	3216
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Animals Bred:	187	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Alien Abductions:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12

A community survival Minecraft server. Come and build with us and be sure to join the discord!

We’ve also got some mini games in the works, so stay tuned!

mc.peyy.net:27360

ELYSIUM | NEW GENERATION SERVER | 1.16 – 1.21+ Minecraft server

Anarchy, Clans, classic, Donations, Duels, Economy, Events, Free Admin, Grief, Hardcore, Large Online, No Dupe, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvP, Quests, Russian, Survival, Vanilla, Weddings

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	3764
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Ores Mined:	6822	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5

✨ELYSIUM – Tap your donation t.me/ElysiTapBot✨

✅ Supported versions: 1.16 – 1.21.1

✅ Clan alliances, lands, quests and much more.

✅ Duels, PvP Arena, Clan Wars.

✅ Competitions for server tops.

✅ Battle and Season Pass.

✅ Exclusive plugins.

✅ High-quality assembly.

✅ Mystical chests.

✅ Frequent events.

✅ Unique enchantment books.

✅ Daily and monthly challenges.

✅ Advanced protection against cheaters, DDoS attacks and other exploits!

✅ Professional and responsive moderation: your comfort is a priority!

✅ Powerful hardware, performance without lags or TPS drops!

elysi.su

VeggieCraft: A Salad Full of Fun, Join Us! 1.21 – Cross-Play, Dynmap

bedrock, Community, console, Cross-Play, crossplay, Discord, Dynmap, Events, frequent, Friend, full, Fun, Hub, Ip:, java, Join, Land Claims, Maps, Minigames, Nations, PORT, salad, smp, update, Vanilla, VeggieCraft, Wars

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	8790
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Zombie Dances:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12

GreenCraft SMP Overview

Features
🌐 Nations – Claim land, build bases, and fight wars
🎮 Cross-Platform – Joinable by Java and Bedrock players
🤺 Minigames – Play various minigames with friends
⭐ Events – Bi-weekly events with rewards
🗺️ Collectable Maps – Earn unique map art through activities
😶‍🌫️ Land Claims – Keep your belongings safe
🗳️ Community Engagement – Community feedback is valued

Join GreenCraft SMP today

Java IP: 54.36.214.248:25601 Bedrock IP: 54.36.214.248 Bedrock Port: 8182 or add GreenCraftSMP as your friend Join our discord for updates: https://discord.gg/cuMcDgQ99N

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I play on GreenCraft SMP as a Bedrock player?	Yes, the server is available to both Java and Bedrock players.
How often are events hosted on the server?	Events are hosted every 2 weeks with rewards for participants.
Are there restrictions on land claims within nations?	You can claim as much land as you want, but it’s encouraged to be reasonable.
Can I join the minigames with my friends?	Yes, you can type /warp minigames in chat to access various minigames with friends.
How can I provide feedback to the community?	You can join the server’s discord for updates and engage with the community there.

Fart Inside CC’s Colon Minecraft Server

bodily functions, Bowel Movements, cc, ccs, Colon, colon health, Digestive health, digestive system, digestive tract, fart, fart humor, fart jokes, FARTING, flatulence, funny, gas, gastrointestinal health, gastrointestinal issues, gastrointestinal problems, humor, intestinal gas, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	2561
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Magic Items Found:	6415	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Crops Grown:	9922
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Welcome to the most explosive Minecraft server out there! Why join? Well, let me tell you a little secret – I am the fart inside CC’s colon. That’s right, I bring the gas and the sass to this server like no other.

Join us and experience the thrill of dodging deadly farts while building your dream world. Watch out for the giant beanstalks that sprout from the ground, leading you to hidden treasures (and more farts, of course).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Toilet of Truth, where players can sit and ponder life’s greatest mysteries while being serenaded by the soothing sounds of flushing toilets.

So come on, join us and let the fart-filled adventures begin! Just don’t forget to bring your gas mask.

Democracy In My Minecraft SMP

Accountability, citizen rights, civic engagement, civil liberties, Democracy, democratic institutions, democratic principles, democratic values, elections, equality, freedom, Governance, Government, Minecraft, Participation, Political process, political system, representation, RIGHTS, Rule of Law, smp, Voting

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	1031
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	27
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	16	Alien Abductions:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP and experience a world where democracy reigns supreme! Our server is run by a council of chickens who have been elected by the players to make all the important decisions. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Just convince the chickens it’s a good idea and you’re good to go!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to overthrow the chicken council and take control of the server. Will you join forces with the chickens to protect democracy, or will you join the llama rebellion and bring chaos to our peaceful server?

So come join us and experience the wackiest, most politically charged Minecraft SMP out there! Who knew virtual politics could be so entertaining?

FilmFreakMC SMP

Cinema, classic, Entertainment, essential viewing, Favorite, film, film recommendation, FilmFreakMC, iconic, memorable, Movie, must see, must see film, must see list, must watch, must watch film, must watch list, must watch movie, Recommendation, smp, Timeless, top pick

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	2574
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Farms Harvested:	425
Dimension Hops:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	54	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46

Are you tired of boring old servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience! We have secret underground dance parties, llama racing tournaments, and even a roller coaster made entirely out of diamond blocks! Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to epic build battles. So if you’re ready for a server that’s more insane than a creeper on caffeine, join us now!

Creeper Cuisine – What’s your go-to grub?

Appetite, Choice, craving, creeper, cuisine, DELICIOUS, Dining, dish, Favorite, flavor, Food, forever.., goto, grub, Hunger, Meal, menu, satisfaction, Taste, whats

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	5283
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in living life to the fullest… through food! Imagine a world where the only meal you can eat is a never-ending buffet of golden apples. That’s right, no more boring old steak or carrots for you – just delicious, shiny golden apples for every meal!

But that’s not all – on our server, we have a secret hidden dungeon filled with enchanted cake that gives you superpowers. Want to fly like a bat or shoot fireballs from your fingertips? Just take a bite of our magical cake and watch the craziness unfold!

So why join our server? Well, where else can you indulge in a diet of golden apples and enchanted cake while battling dragons and exploring secret realms? Trust us, once you take a bite of our enchanted cake, you’ll never want to leave. So come join us and experience a world where food is the ultimate power!

BlockyRussian Minecraft Server

BlockyRussian, Britain, Conflict, Defense, defense strategy, exaggerated, exaggerating, exaggeration, foreign affairs, global politics, international relations, Military, military capabilities, military power, military strength, military tactics, Minecraft, Misinformation, Propaganda, russia, Server, strength of forces, uk

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	7306
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of putin and ride polar bears into battle against the evil british forces who are trying to invade our pixelated motherland! we have vodka flowing like waterfalls and matryoshka dolls that turn into creepers when you least expect it. join us and show those british blokes that russia is the true powerhouse of minecraft! da comrade, let’s show them what we’re made of!

MapleCraft vs CurryCraft

Assassination, Canada, currycraft, diplomatic conflict, diplomatic consequences, diplomatic controversy, diplomatic crisis, diplomatic expulsions, diplomatic fallout, diplomatic incident, diplomatic measures, diplomatic relations, diplomatic repercussions, diplomatic retaliation, diplomatic standoff, diplomats, escalating dispute, foreign affairs, India, international relations, MapleCraft, political tension

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	6045
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	17
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Buildings Constructed:	12	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Dimension Hops:	8
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	472
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	4

so like, imagine if Canada and India were like, fighting in Minecraft instead of real life? like, they’re expelling each other’s diplomats over an assassination but in our server, they’re just building crazy bases and battling it out with diamond swords and TNT.

Join our server for the most epic international showdown you’ll ever see! Build a maple syrup fortress in Canada’s territory or create a curry castle in India’s land. Who will come out on top in this wild diplomatic dispute? only one way to find out – join our server now and witness the chaos unfold!

Plus, rumor has it that the winner gets a lifetime supply of poutine and samosas. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the battle begin!