Crafty Circumcised Minecraft SMP

botched circumcision, bullying, circumcised, circumcision, classmates, Crafty, dick, dropped out, Erect, Frankenstein stick, Girlfriend, head missing, hikkimori, ISOLATION, laughing stock, Minecraft, retail job, ruined life, scandal, skin grafts, smp, social pariah, surgeries, token advice

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	7976
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Astral Projections Made:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Are you tired of real life drama and looking for an escape? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps.

Forget about your troubles and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is building the most epic base and surviving against creepers.

We’ve got a community of players who are just as wacky as you are, ready to team up and take on any challenge that comes our way. Plus, we have the most insane stories to share, like the time someone accidentally built a rollercoaster that launched players into the sky or when a group of players tried to tame a herd of wild llamas.

So come join us and leave all your worries behind. Who needs real life when you can have a blast in our Minecraft SMP? Let’s make memories that will make you forget about that botched circumcision and have you laughing till you cry!

BabyCraftLand

affectionate, Apology, aunt, BabyCraftLand, Babysitting, Birthday Party, Boundaries, college, Communication, emotional, family, law school, master’s degree, misunderstanding, Niece, online classes, Physical, relationships, Siblings, sister-in-law, term of endearment

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	3995
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Endless Night Skies:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Alien Abductions:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3

Are you tired of boring family drama and looking for a wild adventure? Join our Minecraft server for a crazy good time!

Imagine this: you log on and are greeted by a virtual niece who runs up to you and shrieks happily, just like in real life! Give her a virtual hug and call her “my baby” without any judgment from your SIL. In fact, on our server, everyone is encouraged to use all the terms of endearment they want!

But watch out, because there might be some virtual drama too. Will your SIL get mad at you for building a virtual castle for your niece and calling her “my princess”? Only one way to find out!

So join our server now and let the virtual family drama unfold in the most ridiculous and hilarious ways possible! Who knew Minecraft could be so entertaining?

Awkwardly Normal

Awareness, awkwardly, Behavior, common, Communication, Conversation, culture, discussion, everyday life, eye-opening, habits, normal, Perception, Personal experiences, perspective, realization, SELF AWARENESS, sharing, social interactions, social norms, societal expectations

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	7849
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Emeralds Found:	6863	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	9240
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers? Well, look no further because our server is anything but normal!

Join us if you want to discover a hidden village filled with talking pigs who throw epic dance parties every night. Or how about embarking on a quest to find the legendary Chicken King who rules over a kingdom of flying chickens?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground lair where you can challenge the evil Sheep Sorcerer to a magical duel. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made out of candy!

So why settle for a mundane Minecraft experience when you can join our server and explore a world filled with wacky wonders and bizarre adventures? Trust us, once you step foot into our crazy realm, you’ll never want to leave!

HezbollahHaterCraft

aggression, Conflict, degrading, Diplomacy, hezbollah, HezbollahHaterCraft, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Netanyahu, Objectives, Peacekeeping, Politics, resolution, SECURITY, Speech, strategy, Terrorism, UN, united nations

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	5805
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	29
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Void Gems Collected:	32	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8

come join our epic minecraft server where we keep ‘degrading’ all the creepers until our objectives are met! we have crazy pvp battles where you can show off your skills and take down the enemy like a boss. plus, our admins are like the israel of minecraft, always keeping things in order and making sure everyone follows the rules. so come on, join us and let’s keep ‘degrading’ until we reach the top!

AussieSMP – Where kangaroos and creepers coexist peacefully! Join now for a g’day mate! 🦘💣

application-based, AussieSMP, Coexist, Community, CREEPERS, Economy, g’day, Griefing, guides, Join, Kangaroos, Land claiming, latency, Limits, LIVESTREAMS, Mate, Mechanics, multiple worlds, Network, peacefully, Redstone, rules, smp, Survival, Teleport, Trading, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	7250
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	12	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Dimension Hops:	13
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Mines Excavated:	1675	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Void Gems Collected:	24	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6

Minecraft Server Information

IP Address	mc.aus.gg
Server Location	Sydney, Australia
Discord invite link	Discord Invite Link
Apply here	Apply Now

Overview

The AussieSMP is a Australian hosted Survival server with a small community of players from around the world. The server is whitelisted and application-based to ensure a safe and inclusive environment for all players. The gameplay is mostly vanilla with added quality of life features.

Features

The server is running the latest version of Minecraft
Minimal modifications to Vanilla game mechanics
Player-created shops for trading
Teleport commands for easy navigation
Land-claiming system for player protection
Multiple worlds with no plans for full resets
Part of a growing network with additional server options

Rules

Don’t be a dick
No griefing
No spamming
Be respectful
Don’t swear excessively
No hacking or exploits
No ban evasion
Don’t be the reason for new rules
Use common sense

FAQ

Q: Can anyone join the AussieSMP server?

A: The server is whitelisted and application-based, so interested players need to apply using the provided link.

Q: Are there any modified game mechanics on the server?

A: The server aims to keep modifications to Vanilla game mechanics to a minimum.

Q: Is there a land-claiming system on the server?

A: Yes, players can use a golden shovel to claim land for protection.

Q: How many worlds are available on the server?

A: The server consists of multiple worlds with no plans for full resets.

Q: Are there additional server options in the network?

A: Yes, the server is part of a growing network with a creative server and other features.

Weird Trade Minecraft Server

Gaming, Gts, Minecraft, online trading, P0RNHUB.COM, perfect IVs, pokemon collector, pokemon community, pokemon fan, pokemon game, Pokemon nickname, Pokemon rarity, pokemon trade, Pokemon trading platform, Rare Pokemon, Server, shiny Groudon, strange Pokemon, Trade, traded Pokemon, unusual Pokemon, video games, weird, weird Pokemon

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	8118
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	9090	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Astral Projections Made:	3
Votes:	3234	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Are you tired of boring old Pokemon trades? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the trades are out of this world! We once had a player trade a shiny Groudon with perfect IVs named P0RNHUB.COM – now that’s a Pokemon you won’t find in any Pokedex! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy trades, epic battles, and maybe even a few unexpected surprises. Who knows, you might just end up with a legendary Pokemon named after your favorite website! So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Helldivers Minecraft SMP – General Chaos

alien insects, Chaos, chemical agents, co-op, contested planets, Galaxy, general, Helldivers, Helldivers 2, Hotfix, Liberation, Magicka, Minecraft, News, Patch, PC, PlayStation, PS5, PvE, Robots, Shooter, smp, spread democracy, squad-based, Steam, time limit, Top-down Shooter, training manual, Warbond, Wiki

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	784
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft SMPs with boring objectives like building houses and farming crops? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where players fight against hordes of alien insects and robots to Spread Democracy! That’s right, you’ll be liberating planets and galaxies while completing insane objectives in procedurally generated areas.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with outrageous stories and crazy shenanigans that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. From epic battles to hilarious mishaps, you never know what will happen next on our server.

So why wait? Join now and be a part of the most chaotic and entertaining Minecraft SMP out there. Who knows, you might just become the hero of the galaxy!

ASLWedding Minecraft Server

ableism, absurd request, AITAH, american sign language, asl, ASLWedding, Communication, cultural appropriation, Deaf community, dystopian reality, family, family dynamics, groundbreaking idea, INCLUSIVE, insane request, Instagram clout, intimate wedding, Minecraft, Server, silent wedding, Support, unique wedding, wedding planning

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	6826
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	3378

Welcome to the most unique Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Just like the silent wedding described above, on our server, you are not allowed to speak at all. Instead, you must communicate using Minecraft signs and emotes only.

But here’s the twist – none of us know how to use Minecraft signs or emotes! It’s a true test of creativity and communication skills as you try to navigate this virtual world without saying a word.

Join us for the ultimate challenge and see if you have what it takes to survive and thrive in this silent Minecraft community. Who needs words when you have blocks and emojis, am I right? Don’t miss out on this groundbreaking idea that will leave you questioning your sanity in the best way possible.

CraftyLoveLifeFix

Apology, Boundaries, Commitment, Communication, Conflict Resolution, CraftyLoveLifeFix, emotional connection, emotional intelligence, Empathy, ENGAGEMENT, INITIATION, Intimacy, long term relationship, Marriage, Partnership, PRESSURE, Proposal, relationship, sex life, sexual frequency, Understanding

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	954
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise a marriage proposal every time you mine a diamond! Our players are so committed to the game that they even have in-game relationships that mirror real life drama. Join us and experience the thrill of virtual love and commitment!

Join now and experience the thrill of waiting for your virtual girlfriend to initiate sex, just like in real life! Our server is full of surprises and unexpected twists, just like the drop in frequency of in-game sex. Will you be the one to solve the mystery of why your in-game partner is not in the mood?

Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the drama and excitement of virtual relationships and marriage proposals. Join our server now and see if you have what it takes to navigate the ups and downs of in-game love!

WarCraftMinecraftSMP

aggression, battle, Combat, Conflict, death, Destruction, Military, Peace, violence, War, war is brutal, war is chaos, war is costly, war is destructive, war is evil, war is futile, war is harmful, war is hell, war is necessary, war is tragic, WarCraftMinecraftSMP

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	1281
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8

Join our Minecraft SMP and find out! Our server is a battleground of epic proportions, where players fight for glory, honor, and the last slice of virtual pizza. We have factions waging wars over who has the best pet llama, and alliances forming over who can build the tallest tower made entirely of cheese.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed a rebellion against the oppressive iron golems, and a group of rogue chickens who are plotting to overthrow the ruling class of pigs.

If you’re looking for a server where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun, then look no further. Join us and become a part of the madness – just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

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