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SuicidalCraft: Where winning means dying!

coping mechanisms, dark thoughts, depression, Dying, emotional distress, emotional pain, inner turmoil, Means, mental health, mental health awareness, mental illness, mental struggles, Mental Wellbeing, negative emotions, reaching out, seeking help, self harm, self-destructive behavior, suicidal ideation, suicidal thoughts, SuicidalCraft, Suicide prevention, Therapy, winning

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	1696
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Secret Passages Found:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Void Armor Forged:	12	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only goal is to build and survive? Well, look no further because on our server, the only way to win is by killing yourself! That’s right, suicide is the key to victory on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you be competing against other players to see who can off themselves the fastest, but there are also crazy challenges and obstacles that will make you want to throw yourself off a cliff just to see what happens next.

Join now and experience the thrill of trying to outdo your fellow players in the ultimate game of life and death. Just remember, the only way to win is to lose… yourself.

OverstayingCraft: Where even the creepers are starting to think it’s time to move on

annoyance, CREEPERS, discomfort, doubt, DURATION, Endurance, feeling, Frustration, Irritation, lingering, Move, overstaying, overstaying its welcome, OverstayingCraft, patience, persistence, prolonging, Questioning, Repetition, Starting, Time, uncertainty, unwanted, welcome

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	5695
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Potions Brewed:	172	New Chunks Explored:	582831
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Elemental Crystals Collected:	54	Dragon Eggs Found:	7280
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	5

Tired of boring old Minecraft servers that feel like they’ve been around since the dinosaurs roamed the earth? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up like a creeper in a TNT factory!

Join our server for a wild ride that will leave you questioning reality and your sanity. We’ve got pigs that can fly, chickens that can breakdance, and cows that can do the Macarena. Don’t believe us? Just wait until you see our dancing sheep disco party!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that farts rainbows and poops out enchanted golden apples. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Ender Dragon that moonlights as a stand-up comedian.

So why does it feel like our server is overstaying its welcome? Because once you join, you’ll never want to leave! Come for the chaos, stay for the laughs, and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way)!

Crafty Tax Collectors: ‘te voy a taxar’ Edition

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	954
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play like a normal person? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem where anything goes!

Our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who have taken over the virtual world and will stop at nothing to make your gaming experience as weird and wacky as possible. Want to ride a flying pig into battle? Done. Feel like building a giant toilet as your house? Go for it. The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the llamas’ sanity).

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. Plus, every Monday is “Dress Like a Potato” day, where the best spud-themed outfit wins a prize (potato not included).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to be amazed, confused, and possibly a little bit traumatized. Remember, on this server, the only rule is to have fun (and maybe watch out for those llamas).

MermaidMayhem Minecraft Server: Dive into a sea of laughs and adventure!

Adventure, aquatic creatures, beautiful women, dark themes, Dive, fear, folklore, game concept, game design, game development, horror game, horror genre, immersive experience, laughs, MermaidMayhem, MERMAIDS, Minecraft, mythical beings, popular idea, psychological horror, Scary, sea, Server, Supernatural, Suspenseful, video games, Water

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	8191
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Magic Items Found:	7005
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Imagine a world where mermaids roam the waters, ready to lure unsuspecting players into their underwater lairs. But don’t worry, you can also become a mermaid and join in on the fun!

Join our server for a chance to face your fears of water and beautiful women all at once. Explore underwater caves filled with treasure and danger, and maybe even find love with a mermaid (or merman, we don’t discriminate).

So why wait? Dive into our server today and experience the thrill of a horror game like no other. Just remember to bring your water wings and a sense of humor!

HouthisCraft: Where even the creepers know who’s boss!

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	4926
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	481	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Void Armor Forged:	24

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a stampede of llamas? Look no further, because on our server, even the creepers are afraid to explode! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even a little bit of chaos (in a good way, of course).

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, our community is so diverse that even the zombies are learning new languages. Plus, our players are so skilled at PvP that they once defeated the Ender Dragon using only wooden swords.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that on our server, the only limit is your imagination. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it. Want to create a roller coaster that goes through the Nether? Why not? The possibilities are endless, just like the number of times our players have accidentally fallen into lava.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and see why our server is the talk of the town (or at least the talk of the villagers). Who knows, you might even spot a houthis riding a llama while singing “Baby Shark” in Swahili. It’s all in a day’s work on our server!

LaggyCraft2077 – Where glitches are features and creepers wear neon cyberpunk outfits

Amazon, Back Alley Mods, Braindance Catalogue, Character Builder, Community Content, Console Commands, CREEPERS, Cyberpunk, cyberpunk 2077, Cyberpunk Clothes, exclusive items, Features, FL̷̞̀ATL̷̢̛I̴͝N̵E̵̞̋D, glitches, gog, Gwent, Johnny Got His Gun Edition, LaggyCraft2077, Latest Patch, modding discord, Neon, Official Launch Trailer, outfits, phantom liberty, Projects, Races, Recommended Mods, twitch, update 2.0, wear, witcher

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	164
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Buildings Constructed:	38	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further than our server, where we’ve taken inspiration from the cyberpunk world of “Johnny Got His Gun” and turned it into a virtual playground of chaos and mayhem!

Join us for the ultimate character builder update 2.0, where you can create the most insane and outrageous characters you can imagine. Want to be a half-cybernetic, half-mutant, half-unicorn? Go for it! The possibilities are endless.

Watch our official launch trailer, “Phantom Liberty,” where you’ll see just how wild and crazy our server can get. And don’t forget to check out our exclusive items from Twitch, Amazon, Gwent, The Witcher, and Gog – because who doesn’t want a cybernetic sword that shoots lasers?

Need some extra help? We’ve got console commands for items, clothes, weapons, leveling, money, and more. And if you’re feeling adventurous, check out our recommended mods for even more insanity.

Join our back alley mods and modding Discord for all the latest updates and community content. And don’t miss our braindance catalogue, where you can experience mind-bending adventures like never before.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft world you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything can happen!

BlockyBeauty: The Ultimate ‘Heightmaxxing’ Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	332
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Crops Grown:	8105	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Dimension Hops:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	1

Are you tired of being a short manlet in the Minecraft world? Do you dream of towering over your enemies and impressing all the ladies with your height? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your height insecurities!

Join our server and experience the power of being over 6 feet tall in the virtual world. With our special potions and power-ups, you can grow taller than ever before and dominate the competition. No more feeling like a tiny deformed freak, now you can stand tall and proud!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with blonde NPCs just waiting for a tall, handsome player like you to sweep them off their feet. Literally! With our 5-inch leg lengthening surgery option, you’ll be strutting around like a giant among men, attracting all the white girlfriends your heart desires.

So why wait? Join our server now and start living your tall dreams today. Who needs real-life leg lengthening surgery when you can just play Minecraft instead? Don’t be a manlet, be a Minecraft giant!

Blocky Love Connection: Date a Creeper Edition

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	1107
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! Join us and witness Mukuro, the ultimate tomboy, as she takes on the world of Minecraft like a boss. From building epic structures to battling mobs with her bare hands, there’s never a dull moment when Mukuro is around. So come on and join us for a wild ride filled with laughs, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Crafty Crew Corner

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	6801
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	9837
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Crops Grown:	1187
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server will have you questioning reality itself!

Join our server and experience the ultimate challenge of choosing between left or right. Will you choose wisely and find the hidden treasure, or will you fall into a pit of lava and lose everything? The choice is yours, but be warned, the consequences are hilarious!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken that rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in a dance-off, you will be rewarded with unlimited diamonds and a pet pig that can fly.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember, always choose left. Or is it right? Oh, who cares, just come join the fun!

ObsessedCraft: Where Creepers are Considerably More Popular Than You

Appearance, appearance culture, Aryan goddesses, beauty, beauty standards, Board, body image, comparison, Considerably, CREEPERS, Effort, envy, idealized beauty, Insecurity, obsessed, ObsessedCraft, Obsession, Perfection, Popular, self esteem, social media, societal pressure, Standards, unrealistic expectations

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	2599
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone looks like a potato? Well, look no further because our server is filled with Aryan goddesses who will make you question your own existence! Join us and witness the beauty that will make you want to throw away your diamond armor in shame. Plus, our players are so obsessed with themselves that they spend hours perfecting their pixelated looks just to impress you. So come join the fun and see what all the hype is about!