I abducted my title of princess Minecraft Servers

ToddlerTuckeredOut

autism, bedtime, bedtime routine, bedtime struggles, Communication, Evaluation, family dynamics, Marriage, MELTDOWNS, parenting, parenting challenges, pink eye, preschool, Promises, responsibilities, Routine, special needs, tantrums, ToddlerTuckeredOut, weaning

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	6279
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	7277
Meteorites Collected:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Ores Mined:	3084
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of parenting? Look no further! Join our server where we promise not to let your kids stay up past their bedtime, unless they’re building an epic castle in Minecraft, of course!

Our server is so understanding, we even have a special pink eye potion for your little ones in case they catch it in real life. And don’t worry about tantrums, our virtual world is tantrum-proof!

Join us and experience the thrill of trying to wean your child off a pacifier while battling creepers and zombies in Minecraft. And if your spouse promises your child a late bedtime without your consent, we’ll be there to support you (virtually, of course).

So come on over to our server, where bedtime is at 7:30 sharp and the adventures are endless! And remember, in our world, there’s no judgment for leaving your spouse to deal with the consequences of their own promises. It’s all part of the fun!

KidRoastsAdultsMC SMP

Adults, Behavior, children, Communication, compassion, discipline, DISRESPECTFUL, Empathy, family, hurtful, Impact, insults, KidRoastsAdultsMC, Kids, Maturity, mean, parenting, relationships, Rude, smp, upbringing, Words

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	2644
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	13	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Chimeras Created:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Void Gems Collected:	27	Enchantments Applied:	163

Have you ever heard a kid tell an adult they smell like a creeper’s armpit? Well, if you want to experience more savage roasts like that, then you need to join our Minecraft SMP! Our players are so ruthless, they’ll make you question your entire existence while building a pixelated castle. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a chicken who lays diamond eggs. So if you’re brave enough to face the wrath of our pint-sized players and the spectral poultry, come join us for some epic shenanigans!

CraftyNetizens

best websites, CraftyNetizens, favorite websites, helpful websites, internet resources, Online Tools, top websites, useful websites, Website Design, website directory, website discovery, website functionality, website list, website navigation, website rankings, website ratings, website recommendations, website reviews, website search, website suggestions, website usability

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	863
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	25
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind faster than a creeper blowing up your house? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate virtual playground for all you block-building enthusiasts out there!

Join us and experience the thrill of mining diamonds while riding on the back of a flying pig, or battling it out in epic PvP battles with players who have mastered the art of building giant statues of themselves out of obsidian.

Our server is so awesome, even Herobrine himself has been spotted hanging out in our virtual world, offering players enchanted items in exchange for their best dance moves.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and be part of the craziest, most chaotic Minecraft server this side of the Nether!

Putin’s Craft Minecraft Server

authoritarianism, Corruption, Craft, criticism, Democracy, Dictatorship, equality, freedom, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, Justice, Lammy, mafia state, Minecraft, Oppression, Politics, putin, Putins, russia, Server, slave owner, world leaders

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	381
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Holy Grails Found:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	33	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	152
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Mineshafts Explored:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where lammy is the boss and putin is the head of the mafia state! we have crazy adventures like fighting off zombie slaves and building epic castles to protect against putin’s evil schemes. lammy will guide you through the madness with her hilarious jokes and wild antics. join now for a wild ride you won’t forget!

CraftyCommiesMC

accountability in foreign affairs, China’s involvement in Russia, China’s support for Russia, Chinese assistance to Russia, CraftyCommiesMC, Danish government stance, Danish PM, Denmark’s position on Russia, diplomatic pressure, diplomatic relations, foreign policy decisions, geopolitical alliances, global diplomacy, global politics, helping Russia, Hold China responsible, International cooperation, international relations, political responsibility, Russia-China relations, world leaders’ statements

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	6139
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10

so, liek, u kno wat wud b a gr8 idea? joinin dis amazin minecraft server! u kno y? cuz we hold china responsible for helpin russia! yea, u heard it rite! we r takin a stand against all dat craziness goin on in da world by playin sum blocky game! danish pm wud b so proud of us, u kno? so come join us and show dem all dat we aint gonna take no nonsense! plus, we got sum insane stories to tell u while u mine and craft and build ur way to victory! trust me, u wont regret it!

SkyHigh Slumber Party

Aircraft noise, aircraft noise effects, daily sleep rhythm, disrupted sleep, disrupted sleep-wake cycles, disturbances, disturbed sleep, night, nighttime aircraft noise, nighttime noise, Party, Poor sleep quality, restlessness, skyhigh, sleep deprivation, sleep disruption, sleep disturbances, sleep patterns, sleep quality, sleep-wake cycles, Slumber

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	7038
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	75
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15

Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of sleeping with aircraft noise blasting in your ears all night long! Who needs a peaceful night’s sleep when you can have disrupted sleep-wake cycles and feel restless all the time? Our server will have you feeling like you’re living next to an airport runway 24/7! Say goodbye to boring, uninterrupted sleep and hello to the constant excitement of never knowing when the next plane will fly overhead! Join now for a sleep experience like no other!

BauBau’s Block Party – Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	3704
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Dimension Hops:	8
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Secret Passages Found:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Divine Spears Created:	17
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Emeralds Found:	6453	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most ridiculous one out there! Join us for a chance to witness the legendary “BAU”DOL in action, born to be the ultimate Minecraft master!

Our server is so epic that even the debut was out of this world, with 3D graphics that will blow your mind! Check out our YouTube channel for all the insanity and don’t forget to follow our schedule for some mind-blowing streams.

But wait, there’s more! Dive into our unarchived content for some Twitter spaces, karaokes, and other wacky surprises. And don’t miss out on our official playlist of covers and songs that will have you dancing in your minecart!

And if that’s not enough, we’ve got merch that will make you the envy of all your blocky friends. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just be prepared for some “baubau” singing, NSFW content, and VTL team info that will leave you questioning reality. See you on the server, fellow Minecraft maniacs!

Oh noooo Minecraft SMP

Despair, Disappointment, dramatic, exaggerated, exasperation, Expression, Frustration, funny, humor, internet culture, meme, Minecraft, negative emotions, noooo, Oh No!, Oh noooo, reaction, Sadness, smp, social media, trending, Upset, viral

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	1727
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	387
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Mines Excavated:	1774
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	4291	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	187
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, fear not my friend, because our Minecraft SMP is like no other! Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks, or embark on quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of breakdancing. And rumor has it that if you can impress them with your sick dance moves, they’ll grant you three wishes! Want a pet dragon that farts rainbows? Done. Need a house made entirely out of cake? Consider it built.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Who knows, you might just become the ruler of the land of exploding chickens and breakdancing llamas!

FashionRebel Minecraft Server

aita, apartment, Boundaries, casual clothing, Communication Issues, Disrespect, FashionRebel, Fight, freedom, friendship, group dynamics, living situation, Minecraft, no bra, refusing to change, roommates boyfriend, Server, shorts, small tops, text argument, what I wear

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	1552
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	142
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Emeralds Found:	1438
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Star Shards Collected:	108	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value freedom and individuality above all else! Looking for a place to express yourself without boundaries? Look no further!

Join us for a wild adventure filled with rebellious players who refuse to conform to societal norms. Just like the player who dared to defy her roommate’s request to wear a bra around her boyfriend. Who needs a bra when you have the freedom to roam around in your virtual world with no restrictions?

Experience the drama and chaos of living with roommates who bring their boyfriends over without paying rent. Will you stand your ground like our fearless player, or will you give in to the demands of those who try to control your virtual wardrobe?

So come on, join our server and let your rebellious spirit run free! Who knows what outrageous situations you’ll find yourself in next. Remember, on this server, the only rule is to have fun and be yourself, no matter how outrageous that may be!

ShowerCraftLOL

Boundaries, cleanliness, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consideration, cousins, Etiquette, family dynamics, hooking up, house rules, living arrangements, moral beliefs, personal space, privacy, relationships, religious beliefs, roommates, shared bathroom, shower, ShowerCraftLOL

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	4564
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	36
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value cleanliness above all else! Join us for a wild adventure filled with drama and scandal, just like the story of this player and her roommates.

Imagine a world where showering etiquette is taken to the extreme, where one must clean the bathroom “really good” after any questionable activities. Will you be able to navigate the treacherous waters of shared showers and conservative roommates?

Embark on quests to find the perfect cleaning supplies, battle against the forces of grime and dirt, and prove yourself worthy of using the sacred shower in the master suite. Will you be the hero who restores peace and cleanliness to the land, or will you be deemed the villain who leaves water behind for all to see?

Join our server now for a unique and hilarious experience that will leave you questioning your own showering habits. Who knew that Minecraft could be so scandalous and clean at the same time?