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Players: | 96/400 | Votes: | 2521 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Buildings Constructed: | 17 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 45 |
Underground Cities Explored: | 3 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 6 |
Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 |
Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 | Invisible Walls Found: | 3 |
Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 40 | Battle Standards Raised: | 11 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 | Meteorites Collected: | 0 |
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you invest all your spare change into ATRI, you’ll unlock secret powers in the game that will make you the ultimate Minecraft master. Plus, if you buy up all the reserve, you’ll become as rare as rocking horse shit – now who wouldn’t want that?
And did we mention that the server is run by a group of time-traveling llamas who are obsessed with Atari? They’ll guide you on your quest to become the richest player in the land, all while cracking hilarious jokes and serving up llama-themed snacks.
So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might just become the next Atari crypto millionaire.