HypotheticalCraft Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

HypotheticalCraft SMP: The Blocky Brain Teasers

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	9292
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky world where every block is made of pure Atari tokens (ATRI) and the only currency accepted is loose change!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you invest all your spare change into ATRI, you’ll unlock secret powers in the game that will make you the ultimate Minecraft master. Plus, if you buy up all the reserve, you’ll become as rare as rocking horse shit – now who wouldn’t want that?

And did we mention that the server is run by a group of time-traveling llamas who are obsessed with Atari? They’ll guide you on your quest to become the richest player in the land, all while cracking hilarious jokes and serving up llama-themed snacks.

So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might just become the next Atari crypto millionaire.

SwipeCraft Dating SMP

Authenticity, Commitment, Communication, compatibility, DATING, dating culture, emotional intelligence, Expectations, Gender Roles, ghosting, hookup culture, long-term relationships, online dating, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, smp, social media, societal pressures, Swipecraft, Technology, traditional values, trust issues, Vulnerability

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	5949
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Runes Activated:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Dragons Tamed:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21

Are you tired of swiping left and right on dating apps only to end up with a creeper? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place to find your player 2!

Join our server and embark on epic quests to find the perfect diamond ring for your in-game crush. Build extravagant love nests complete with heart-shaped pools and redstone-powered fireworks displays to impress your potential date.

But beware, there are plenty of heartbreakers lurking in the shadows, ready to steal your virtual heart and leave you with nothing but a broken pickaxe. Will you be able to navigate the treacherous waters of dating in Minecraft and find your happily ever after? Join now and find out!

Mine4FreeCraft

free apps, free courses, free downloads, free ebooks, free games, Free Movies, free music, free online courses, free online resources, free online storage, free online tools, Free Samples, free services, free software, free tools, free trials, freebies, internet freebies, Mine4FreeCraft, online resources

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	2962
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Zombie Dances:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	12	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate virtual playground for all you blocky adventurers out there!

Join us and you’ll get free diamond armor, enchanted weapons, and even your very own pet dragon (because who needs horses when you can ride a fire-breathing beast, amirite?).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary treasure of Notch himself, hidden deep within the pixelated caves. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods (and yes, one of those wishes can be unlimited diamonds).

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be living out your wildest Minecraft dreams with us? Join now and let the blocky adventures begin!

CraftyAppleTaxEvasion

€13 Billion, Apple, Apple Inc, Corporate Taxation, court ruling, CraftyAppleTaxEvasion, EU, European Commission, european union, Fight, financial news, international business, irish, Legal, legal battle, multinational corporation, tax bill, Tax Dispute, tech industry, Technology, top court

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	3993
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Towns Built:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Votes:	9118	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	6

so, like, you ever wanted to join a minecraft server that was so lit, even Apple couldn’t handle it? well, come on down to our server where we make Apple cry over their tax bill! we got so much fun stuff to do, you’ll forget all about those pesky taxes.

join us and build your own empire, make friends with talking animals, and battle dragons with nothing but a carrot in your hand.

we even have a secret underground base where we keep all the enchanted golden apples that Apple tried to hide from us.

so come on, join the fun and stick it to the man by playing on our epic minecraft server. who needs Apple when you have us?

Blocky Guns & Parenting

blocky, child safety, firearm education, firearm lessons, gun accidents, gun control, gun culture, gun laws, gun ownership, gun ownership laws, gun rights, Gun Safety, gun safety measures, gun storage, gun training, Gun Violence, Guns, Kids, loaded guns, parenting, parents, responsible handling, unlocked

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	3315
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

yo, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server where we got unlocked, loaded guns just lyin’ around for u to use? our parents be givin’ kids firearm lessons like it’s no big deal, teachin’ ’em how to handle them responsibly and all that jazz. who knows if it actually keeps kids safe, but hey, it’s all in good fun, right? come join us for some wild shootouts and crazy adventures, you won’t regret it!

What is the IP for Typical Gamer Minecraft Server?

#gamer, Minecraft, Server, Typical

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	1779
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35
Demon Skulls Collected:	18	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	34
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Typical Gamer, whose real name is Andre Rebelo, is a popular Canadian YouTuber and Twitch streamer known for his gameplay videos and live streams of various video games. With millions of subscribers on YouTube and followers on Twitch, Typical Gamer has established himself as a prominent figure in the online gaming community. His engaging personality, entertaining commentary, and skillful gameplay has helped him build a loyal fan base and become one of the top gaming content creators on the internet.

What are Minecraft servers like Yakisova Junior High School ?

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	7207
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	211
Demon Skulls Collected:	28	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	3388	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Enchantments Applied:	105

Some similar Minecraft servers to Yakisova Junior High School include:

1. SakuraMC – A server with a Japanese-themed spawn and McMMO gameplay experience, perfect for players looking for a vibrant and colorful environment to explore with friends.

2. KawaiiCraft – This server offers a cute and kawaii-themed world for players to enjoy, complete with unique gameplay elements and a friendly community.

3. AnimeCraft – For fans of anime and Japanese culture, AnimeCraft provides a server experience that combines these interests with Minecraft gameplay, creating a fun and engaging environment for players to enjoy.

4. CherryBlossomMC – With a focus on creativity and community, CherryBlossomMC offers a server experience that is similar to Yakisova Junior High School in its emphasis on friendly interactions and engaging gameplay experiences.

Whether you’re looking for a server with a Japanese theme, McMMO gameplay, or a vibrant community to join, these servers provide similar experiences to Yakisova Junior High School and are sure to keep you entertained for hours on end.

play.yakisovasmp.com:20096

CubedSMP

_cubed, Community, cubed2000, CubedSMP, Plugins, public server, Simple, smp, Survival, twitch, Vanilla, Vanilla Experience

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	8136
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Towns Built:	4	Chimeras Created:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	15	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Star Shards Collected:	91
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	50

A pure vanilla survival server with little plugins. This server is owned by _cubed, or cubed2000 on twitch. We are a community that strives to bring back the simpler minecraft smp experience while also remaining a public server. We think that SMPs these days are boring and use too much plugins. Our server is trying to change that by bringing you the vanilla experience.

cubedsmp.falixsrv.me

Blocky Bunch Minecraft Server

bad, Basketball Team, Bitch, blocky, bunch, captain, facebook, Faggots, fat, football team, Girlfriend, hate, Insecurities, jerking off, John, kill yourselves, Minecraft, no-lifes, Pictures, pussy, retarded, Server, sports, straight As

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	632
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

Hey gamers, get ready to join the most epic Minecraft server of all time! Our server is so lit, even John, the captain of the football team and starter on the basketball team, is here to dominate. He’s got a banging hot girlfriend who just blew him – now that’s cash money, baby!

If you want to be part of a server where the players are perfect, get straight A’s, and have killer sports skills (other than jerking off to naked drawn Japanese people), then this is the place for you. Don’t be a stranger, come join us and show off your best shot!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make this server the most legendary one in Minecraft history. And remember, if you’re not here, you’re just a fat, retarded, no-life who should probably just kill themselves. Thanks for listening, faggots!

Our Generation’s Cruel Angel’s Thesis Minecraft SMP

90s anime, Angels, Anime, anime themes, Asuka Langley Soryu, classic anime, Cruel, Cruel Angel’s Thesis, Emotional Music, generations, Hideaki Anno, iconic songs, J-pop, Japanese pop culture, mecha anime, Minecraft, Music, neon genesis evangelion, Nostalgia, opening theme song, our generation, Rei Ayanami, Shinji Ikari, smp, Thesis, Yoko Takahashi

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	2369
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	2057
Enchantments Applied:	55	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1

Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun? Look no further than our generation’s Cruel Angel’s Thesis SMP!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, hilarious pranks, and unexpected alliances. Want to build a giant statue of a chicken? Go for it! Feel like starting a sheep rebellion against the cows? Why not! The possibilities are endless on our server.

But be warned, this is not for the faint of heart. Our server is home to the most notorious griefers, the most skilled PvPers, and the craziest redstone engineers you’ve ever seen. Can you handle the madness? Join us and find out!

So why should you join our generation’s Cruel Angel’s Thesis SMP? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle while wearing a pumpkin on your head and singing sea shanties with your fellow players? It’s a one-of-a-kind experience that you won’t find anywhere else. So grab your pickaxe, sharpen your sword, and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

CarClash Minecraft Server

Accountability, budgeting, car expenses, car leasing, car maintenance, car ownership, car ownership agreement, car payment, CarClash, childcare, Communication, Decision making, family dynamics, Family Support, financial agreements, financial responsibility, marriage issues, Minecraft, parenting, personal finance, relationship conflicts, Server, working parents

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	736
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	28
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Love Letters Sent:	13	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Looking for a wild ride in Minecraft? Join our server for some crazy adventures and epic battles! Just like how this player’s wife agreed to pay for a car and then changed her mind, our server will keep you on your toes with unexpected twists and turns. Will you fulfill your promises or will you face the consequences like this player’s wife? Join now and find out! Plus, we promise not to take away your virtual car if you don’t pay up…or do we? 😉