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CraftyBiden’s Minecraft Server

#announcement, arms deal, Biden administration, Conflict Resolution, CraftyBidens, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, FINAL, foreign policy, Geopolitics, international relations, military aid, military support, Minecraft, national defense, Peacekeeping, security assistance, Server, strategic partnership, substantial, Ukraine, Weapons package

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	3891
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	18	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	99	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Dimension Hops:	15	Unicorn Sightings:	0

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we have the most OP weapons package ever! Just like the Biden administration is about to announce a ‘substantial’ final weapons package for Ukraine, we have our own crazy weapons that will blow your mind!

Want to fight off creepers and zombies with insane firepower? Join us and get your hands on weapons that will make you feel like a total boss. Plus, rumor has it that our weapons are so powerful, they can even take down the Ender Dragon in one hit!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for the ultimate battle of a lifetime! Trust us, you won’t regret it. 😉🔥🐉 #minecraftmadness #weaponswag #joinusnow

GulfOfAmericaCraft

american identity, controversy, geography, Gulf Coast, Gulf of America, gulf of mexico, GulfOfAmericaCraft, headline, international relations, naming rights, nationalism, News, Ocean, Politics, Renaming, satire, social media, territorial disputes, trump, Trump administration, united states

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	2935
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	8

hey u! ya u! do u like minecraft? do u like crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps? then u gotta join this epic minecraft server! we got so much fun stuff happening, u won’t even believe it!

imagine this: u spawn in and suddenly u see a giant chicken riding a pig! and then u realize the whole world is upside down! but don’t worry, it’s all part of the fun on this server!

we got mini-games like spleef, where u gotta dig under your opponents to make them fall, and parkour challenges that will test your skills to the max!

and get this, every week we have a massive event where all the players have to team up to defeat a dragon made out of cheese! yes, u heard that right, a cheese dragon!

so come on down to our server and join the craziest, most hilarious minecraft community around! who knows, maybe u’ll even see trump trying to rename the gulf of mexico to the ‘gulf of america’ in our virtual world! it’s a wild ride, so don’t miss out!

Hibernation Control Minecraft Server

control, HIBERNATION, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	5074
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Ores Mined:	1435	Divine Spears Created:	29
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz we got scientists who can make u feel like u in hibernation, just like dem animals who sleep all winter long. we got dem brain wizards blockin’ areas in da brain to make u feel all cozy and warm, like u wrapped up in a burrito. come join us and experience da ultimate chill vibes, no need for blankets when u on dis server, just let dem scientists work their magic and u be feelin’ like a hibernatin’ pro. come on, what u waitin’ for? join us now and let’s get cozy together in da virtual world of minecraft!

CompCraft

Claims, CompCraft, Custom Over World Dungeons, Custom Rares, dinosaur fossils, Free Ranks, Grief Protection, smp, vanilla mechanics

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	6670
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension Hops:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Dragons Tamed:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Void Armor Forged:	17	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Love Letters Sent:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4

IP	play.compcraft.org
Version	JAVA 1.21

Features:

Dinosaur Fossils 🦕
Custom Over World Dungeons
Economy 💰
Custom Rares ✨
Free Ranks 🆓
Claims ✉️
Grief Protection ⛏️
PVP & PVE ⚔️
Vanilla Mechanics

On CompCraft there is no right way to play the game! Whether you like to grind to make the most money, collect rare items, build beautiful houses, tinker with red stone, explore custom over world dungeons, or excavate massive dinosaur fossils we have something for you!

Our friendly community and staff are here to help. When you log in for the first time, you will receive a starter kit in your inventory.

Discord: https://discord.com/invite/n4m2nFKvxz

FAQs

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, we have grief protection in place to prevent griefing.
Are there free ranks available?	Yes, we offer free ranks to players on our server.
Can I create and claim my own land?	Yes, we have a claims system in place for players to protect their land.
Are there any special features unique to the server?	Yes, we have dinosaur fossils, custom dungeons, and custom rare items for players to enjoy.
Is PVP enabled on the server?	Yes, we have both PVP and PVE enabled for players to engage in combat.

Bones of the Earth 1.21.2

1.21.2, 130 IQ, 3 thousand bones, adult content, alternative lifestyle, bones, creampie, Earth, explicit desires, fantasy fulfillment, Financial Stability, intelligence, long-term commitment, monthly income, non-traditional partnership, relationship goals, Simple man, till death do us part, Tomboy, unconventional love, unconventional relationship, unconventional romance, unique desires

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	6017
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	96	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Endless Night Skies:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7

Yo, bro, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, like for realz. Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a magical land where you can build your wildest dreams and destroy them too, just for funsies.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds, right? And suddenly, a squad of creepers rolls up on you like they own the place. But don’t worry, bro, because on this server, you can tame those creepers and ride them into battle against the evil Ender Dragon.

And get this, dude, the whole server is run by a gang of super smart tomboys with IQs higher than a rocket ship. They’ll teach you how to build the sickest redstone contraptions and how to survive in the wild like a true Minecraft warrior.

So, what are you waiting for, bro? Join this server now and let’s go on a wild adventure together. Just don’t forget to bring your 3 thousand bones a month and your trusty pickaxe. It’s gonna be lit, fam.

BroBroGFvsNieceNephewGiftGate

aita, biological children, blended families, BroBroGFvsNieceNephewGiftGate, brothers girlfriend, child favoritism, Communication Issues, family conflicts, family dynamics, gift giving, lego set, nephew, Niece, outings, parenting disagreements, personal boundaries, rocky relationship, sibling relationships, sleepovers, trip bowling

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	8752
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	7362	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is left at the door and only fun and laughter are allowed! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories.

Imagine a world where you can gift your virtual nieces and nephews trips to go bowling, while ignoring the requests of your brother’s girlfriend’s kid for a Lego set. Watch out for the drama that unfolds when your brother and his girlfriend get upset over your virtual gift choices!

But don’t worry, on our server, everyone has a place to sleep – even if it’s just a virtual bed on a virtual couch. Join us as we navigate through rocky relationships and grocery bag bedrooms, all while trying to build better relationships with each other (or not, we won’t judge).

So come on, join us on this rollercoaster of emotions and questionable gift-giving decisions. Who knows what kind of crazy situations you’ll find yourself in next!

NoTrendyTikToks Minecraft SMP

assertive, CONFIDENT, different, distinctive, independent, Individual, Maverick, Minecraft, Noncompliant, nonconformist, Nontraditional, NoTrendyTikToks, original, Proud, rebel, self sufficient, self-assured, self-reliant, self-respecting, smp, stand out, Unconventional, Unique

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	4664
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9083
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Bro, lemme tell ya, if you ain’t on this Minecraft SMP, you missing out big time! We got pigs that can fly, diamonds that talk, and creepers that do the cha-cha slide. Like, why would you even bother playing on any other server when you can join us and experience the madness?

I mean, have you ever seen a chicken ride a llama into battle? No? Well, you will on our server! And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco club we have hidden beneath the spawn point. It’s lit, fam.

But seriously, if you’re tired of boring old vanilla Minecraft and want to spice things up with some wacky shenanigans, then you gotta join us. Plus, we have a rule that everyone has to wear a pumpkin on their head at all times. It’s just the way things are done around here.

So, what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make some memories that will leave you questioning your sanity. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

TastyCraft: Healthy & Delicious

amazing, clean eating, delectable, DELICIOUS, Flavorful, good for you, guilt-free, healthy, high protein, Indulgent, low calorie, Mouthwatering, Nutritious, satisfying, satisfyingly healthy, scrumptious, surprisingly nutritious, Tasty, TastyCraft, UNBELIEVABLE, Wholesome

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	1877
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	44	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Chimeras Created:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

Imagine a Minecraft server where every block you mine tastes like a delicious blend of chocolate and bacon. Yes, you heard that right – CHOCOLATE BACON BLOCKS! Not only are they incredibly tasty, but they also give you superpowers like the ability to fly and shoot lasers from your eyes. Join our server and feast on these delectable blocks while battling evil mobs with your newfound powers. Trust us, you won’t find a more deliciously epic Minecraft experience anywhere else!

CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server

acquire, annexation, Canada, controversial, CraftyCanuck, Diplomacy, economic force, Expansion, foreign policy, Government, international relations, Minecraft, Négotiation, North America, Politics, potential takeover, Presidency, Server, State, strategic move, territorial acquisition, trump, united states

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	8252
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Astral Projections Made:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19
Villages Defended:	11	Dragon Scales Harvested:	425

omg u guys u have to join this epic minecraft server!!! it’s so lit, like literally lit af 🔥🔥🔥

we have the craziest events like a giant chicken race where u ride on chickens and race against each other, winner gets a diamond chicken nugget 🐔💎

also, we have a secret underground disco party where u can dance with creepers and skeletons, it’s so wild 🎉

oh and did i mention we have a pet dragon that flies around and shoots fireballs at griefers? yea, it’s like having your own personal bodyguard 🐉🔥

join now before trump uses ‘economic force’ to acquire our server as a state, u don’t wanna miss out on all the fun and chaos 😂😂😂

CraftyCreeperzGovBanSexDeepfake

CraftyCreeperzGovBanSexDeepfake, criminal offense, cybercrime, Data Protection, Deepfakes, digital deception, digital manipulation, fake news, fake videos, government policy, image manipulation, internet regulation, legislation, manipulation of media, online safety, online security, privacy, sexually explicit, Technology, technology ethics, U.K. Government

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	9346
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Zombie Dances:	3	Mines Excavated:	2678
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	6893	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Alien Abductions:	1

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S SO CRAZY, EVEN THE U.K. GOVERNMENT WANTS TO SHUT US DOWN? WELL, YOU’RE IN LUCK!

WE’VE GOT DEEPFAKES OF CREEPERS DOING THE MACARENA, AND STEVE AND ALEX GETTING MARRIED IN A LAVENDER FIELD!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! JOIN NOW AND YOU’LL GET TO SEE HEROBINE IN A SPEEDO, RIDING A LLAMA THROUGH A NETHER PORTAL!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? COME JOIN THE MADNESS AND BE A PART OF THE MOST WILD MINECRAFT SERVER ON THE INTERNET! (DISCLAIMER: PLEASE DON’T ACTUALLY MAKE SEXUALLY EXPLICIT DEEPFAKES, THAT’S NOT COOL, MAN)