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| Players: | 91/1000 | Votes: | 2099 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 9040 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 7 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 14 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 2 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 7 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 8 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Crops Grown: | 1130 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 11 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 14 |
so, like, u know how u always wanted to join a minecraft server that’s, like, totally off the walls crazy? well, u found it, my friend! this server is so wild, it’ll make ur head spin faster than a tornado in a blender!
we got, like, this study that says conservatives are, like, way more anti-democratic than liberals, but who cares about politics when u can be building epic structures and battling creepers with ur pals? come join us and let’s show those anti-democratic tendencies who’s boss in the world of minecraft!
u won’t find a server like this anywhere else, so come on in and let’s get this party started! who knows, u might even discover a hidden treasure or stumble upon a secret dungeon filled with rare loot. the possibilities are endless, just like the fun u’ll have on this insane minecraft server. so what are u waiting for? join us now and let’s make some memories that’ll last a lifetime!
