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Players: | 105/300 | Votes: | 3904 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 8 |
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 |
Orbs of Power Found: | 6 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 |
Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 |
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 10 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 73 |
Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and built a house made entirely out of diamonds. But here’s the twist – the house was shaped like a giant high heel shoe! Talk about luxury living!
But that’s not all, folks. We have weekly fashion shows where players can strut their stuff on the catwalk and win fabulous prizes. And don’t even get me started on our exclusive spa area where you can pamper your pixelated self with virtual massages and facials.
Oh, and did I mention the secret underground nightclub where players can dance the night away surrounded by glowstone and disco balls? It’s the hottest spot in all of Minecraft!
So come join us at Bimbos and Sluts, where the only thing bigger than our egos is our sense of style. See you on the runway, darling!