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Players: | 94/800 | Votes: | 9599 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 12 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 5 |
Astral Amulets Crafted: | 44 | Dimension Hops: | 13 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 2 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 6 |
Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 | Star Shards Collected: | 227 |
But wait, there’s more! Ever seen a virtual cat ride a virtual llama into battle against an army of zombie pigmen? Well, you will on our server! Our players are so skilled, they can turn a simple dirt hut into a towering castle in under an hour. And don’t even get us started on the epic PvP battles that happen every Saturday night – it’s like the Hunger Games, but with more explosions and less Jennifer Lawrence.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become part of the craziest, most awesome Minecraft community on the interwebs. And who knows, maybe you’ll even get to team up with Kaneko Lumi 金子瑠美 and Fuura Yuri ふうら百合 for an epic quest to defeat the Ender Dragon and claim the ultimate prize: bragging rights for life!