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| Players: | 95/300 | Votes: | 8709 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 6 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 27 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 9 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 9 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 6 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 7 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 19 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 |
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we even got a secret society of pigs wearin top hats and monocles, plannin world domination while sippin on fancy apple cider.
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