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Players: | 96/400 | Votes: | 3472 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Shadow Figures Spotted: | 1 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 38 | Mines Excavated: | 3334 |
Holy Grails Found: | 5 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 |
Void Gems Collected: | 30 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 2959 |
Ores Mined: | 2998 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Epic Quests Completed: | 11 |
Towns Built: | 9 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 4 |
Our members are like no other – we’ve got a fertility goddess, a feral polar bear, a hex maniac, a dorky yandere, your ever-demanding mistress, and a hypnotic cuttlefish. And yes, they’re all in a relationship with the server owner (what a lucky guy, am I right?).
But wait, there’s more! We have transparent head cutouts, greentext archives, and even ASMR VODs that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.
So come join us on this crazy ride, where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe sacrifice a few creepers for good measure). See you on the server, if you dare!