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Eternal Pixel Realm 1.20.6

1.20.6, acceptance, bullying, derogatory language, derogatory term, discrimination, empowerment, ETERNAL, FAGGOT, Homophobia, Identity, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, mental health, PIXEL, pride, Realm, self esteem, self loathing, self worth, self-acceptance, self-deprecation, self-identity, Worthless

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	6479
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Ores Mined:	2770
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	90	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Star Shards Collected:	65	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4

Join this Minecraft server if you want to unleash your inner faggotry in a world of blocks and pixels!

We have so many useless losers just like you who are ready to build, mine, and craft their way to being even more worthless!

Come on, what are you waiting for? Embrace your worthlessness and join us today!

We promise you’ll fit right in with all the other pathetic losers on this server.

YellCraft Minecraft Server

codependency, Communication Issues, cousin drama, emotional distress, emotional exhaustion, emotional fatigue, Emotional support, enabling behavior, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, financial support, lending money, Manipulation, Minecraft, personal boundaries, relationship struggles, Resentment, Server, setting boundaries, toxic relationships, trust issues, YellCraft

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	644
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Crops Grown:	4589	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Buildings Constructed:	37	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server! Join now for a chance to escape the never-ending cycle of family manipulation and drama.

On our server, you won’t have to deal with cousins stealing from your wallet or faking terminal illnesses to get out of school. Instead, you can focus on building epic structures, exploring new worlds, and battling mobs with your friends.

Plus, our server has a strict no borrowing money policy, so you won’t have to worry about lending thousands of virtual dollars to ungrateful relatives who never pay you back. And if anyone tries to guilt trip you into helping them, just block them and move on with your virtual life.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave the family drama behind. Who needs real life when you can have an epic virtual adventure with us?

DoubleBarrelDude

Disrespect, double barrel name, DoubleBarrelDude, emasculating, family connections, family name, Identity, identity crisis, last name, Marriage, surname, unique name, Wedding, wedding planning

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	4367
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Astral Projections Made:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Mythical Swords Crafted:	44	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as your future double barrel name? Look no further! Join our server and experience the craziest adventures this side of the block world.

Imagine a world where taking a double barrel name is not only accepted but encouraged! Our server is all about embracing your unique identity, whether it’s with a double barrel name or a diamond sword named after your pet chicken.

But beware, not everyone is on board with the double barrel name trend. Just like in real life, there are players who will try to convince you that a double barrel name is “insulting” or “emasculating.” But fear not, on our server, you can stand tall (or as tall as a blocky character can) and proudly rock your double barrel name like the boss you are.

So why wait? Join our server today and let your double barrel name flag fly high! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a fellow player who shares your love for both their family name and their Minecraft skills. It’s a match made in blocky heaven!

USProtestWatch Minecraft SMP

activism, citizen journalism, Civil unrest, current events, demonstrations, freedom of speech, government transparency, grassroots movements, mainstream media, marginalized voices, Media bias, media blackout, Minecraft, news coverage, political activism, political dissent, protest coverage, PROTESTS, public outcry, smp, social justice, us news, USProtestWatch

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	8816
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	2752
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Meteorites Collected:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Ores Mined:	3897

OMG guys, you need to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s lit AF. We got llamas riding pigs, flying squids, and even a secret underground base full of diamond blocks. And get this, the server owner is actually a wizard who can turn creepers into kittens with just a flick of his wand.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret society of villagers who are plotting to take over the server with their army of iron golems. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples somewhere in the Nether.

So if you want to join in on the madness, come on over and join us. Just be prepared for the chaos and mayhem that awaits you. And remember, always watch out for those sneaky Endermen who like to steal your blocks when you’re not looking. It’s a wild ride, but it’s totally worth it. See you in the game, fellow gamers!

PlyCrafters United

bathroom essentials, bathroom essentials shopping, bathroom etiquette, bathroom habits, bathroom necessities, bathroom products, consumer behavior, eco-friendly options, household supplies, personal hygiene, PlyCrafters, purchasing habits, single ply toilet paper, sustainability in the bathroom, toilet paper brands, toilet paper choices, toilet paper debate, toilet paper preferences, toilet paper quality, toilet paper rolls, toilet paper stock, United

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	9282
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Are you tired of living in a world where people settle for single ply toilet paper? Then join our Minecraft server where we only use the softest, fluffiest toilet paper in the land! Our server is a magical place where unicorns roam freely and rainbows shoot out of creepers when you defeat them. Plus, all players receive a diamond toilet paper roll upon joining because we believe in living a life of luxury, even in the virtual world. So come join us and say goodbye to single ply toilet paper forever!

VeggieCraft: No More Meat!

cholesterol levels, cholesterol management, cholesterol reduction, health benefits, Healthy Eating, heart health, LDL cholesterol, meat, meat substitutes, nutrition, plant based diet, plant-based alternatives, plant-based lifestyle, plant-based nutrition, plant-based proteins, study, sustainable eating, total cholesterol, vegetarian diet, VeggieCraft, weight, weight loss

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	7586
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
New Chunks Explored:	932575	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10	Backwards Speech Heard:	1

so, like, u know how u wanna be all healthy and stuff but u also wanna play minecraft all day? well, dis server is da answer to ur prayers! we got all da plant-based alternatives u need to reduce ur total cholesterol, LDL cholesterol, and even lose some weight while u build ur epic minecraft creations! join us and become the healthiest minecraft player ever! plus, we got a secret potion dat makes u run faster than a speeding bullet in da game! u won’t find dat anywhere else, trust me. so come on, join us and let’s get fit and build some crazy stuff together!

CoronaCraft Survival

Community, Content Creator, CoronaCraft, Datapacks, Discord, Donors, Events, Farms, Giveaways, Griefs, player, Roles, shopping district, smp, Stream, Survival, Technical, thefts, Uptime, Video, voice chat, Website

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	5095
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	39	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	17

Overview of CoronaCraft Minecraft Server

Server Name	CoronaCraft
Members	200 members
Season	8th season
Website	Website Link
Discord	Discord Link

Server Features:

Custom Advancements.
Dynmap and DiscordSRV integration.
Bedrock Crossplay.
Expansive Shopping District.
Proximity Voice Chat In-game.
Server Events.
Custom Roles.
Server perks for donors.
Friendly and helpful community.
Community Projects all the time.
Giveaways.
24/7 Server Uptime.
Plugins to prevent thefts/griefs without ruining the vanilla feel.
Player/Mob/Mini Block heads to add more to the original gameplay.
Crafting Tweaks.
Many other quality of life plugins + datapacks.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Q: How do I join CoronaCraft?

A: You can join the server by visiting the website or joining the Discord server.

Q: Is CoronaCraft beginner-friendly?

A: Yes, we are accepting of everyone and have a friendly and helpful community.

Q: Are there any server events in CoronaCraft?

A: Yes, we have regular server events for the community to participate in.

Q: Can I play on CoronaCraft if I am a content creator or technical player?

A: Yes, CoronaCraft is content-creator and technical player friendly, so you can stream, make videos, or engage in technical gameplay on the server.

Mystic Isles – Adventure awaits 1.21

Adventure, Awaits, Corpos, Favorite, indies, Isles, mystic, offtopic, Purple, Report, shitposting, trolling, Uoh, UOH ToT, Uoooooh Global, Vtubers

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	8185
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	106	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	50	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Yo, bros and broettes! Come join this epic Minecraft server, where you can build and chill with your favorite /uoh/ vtubers! From the biggest corpos to the tiniest indies, we got ’em all!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a purple edition going on! Who doesn’t love purple, am I right? It’s the color of royalty, yo!

And don’t forget to report any shitposting, trolling, or offtopic stuff. We keep it real here, no time for nonsense! So come on down and let’s have a blast together!

PiggyCraft: Blame the Villager

5 year old, AITAH, behavioral issue, Blame, class address, gated area, kindergarten, main car park, outsiders opinion, Parent, Pick up, PiggyCraft, pouring rain, relationship with teacher, safety issue, shock, slip past, stern word, Teacher, Teacher blaming, Upset, upset parent, villager, walking into carpark unsupervised, wandering

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	838
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Divine Spears Created:	11
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep your child safe from wandering into dangerous situations like a busy car park? Look no further than our server! Our vigilant staff will make sure your child stays within the designated play areas at all times.

Join now for a chance to experience the thrill of rescuing your child from perilous situations in a virtual world! Who knows, maybe you’ll even have to have a stern word with your child’s Minecraft teacher for not keeping a close eye on them.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to protect your child from virtual dangers and potential behavioral issues in our Minecraft server. Join today and let the adventures begin!

Professional Block Breaker

BLOCK, Breaker, career, EMBARRASSMENT, job hunting, Job Interview, job loss, job market, Job Search, Job Seeker, Jobless, jobless benefits, jobless claims, jobless claims report, jobless growth, Jobless rate, jobless recovery, jobless recovery plan, jobless stigma, PROFESSIONAL, response, unemployed, unemployment

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	393
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Falling into the Void:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	10

Oh, honey, forget about real life jobs and come join our Minecraft server! We have a thriving economy where you can become a virtual billionaire selling virtual dirt! Who needs a real job when you can be the king of the pixelated world?

And don’t worry about being unemployed, on our server, we value creativity and resourcefulness. In fact, we once had a player who built an entire mansion out of nothing but virtual cheese blocks! Now that’s talent!

So next time someone asks you what you do for a living, just tell them you’re a professional block builder on the most epic Minecraft server in existence. Trust us, they’ll be jealous!