#hypercapitalist_hellscape Minecraft Servers

The Domesticated Human – Minecraft SMP

#Affini, #best_interests, #collective_kink_writing, #consensual_nonconsent, #Florets, #Human_Domestication_Guide, #hypercapitalist_hellscape, #kink_writing_project, #outer_space, #precursor_civilization, #public_speaking, #Xenodrugs, AO3, care, discussion, domesticated, Drugs, Fiction, Human, Minecraft, Pets, ROM, smp, Wiki

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	4804
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Alien Abductions:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Falling into the Void:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Secret Passages Found:	8
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will leave you questioning reality itself.

Imagine a world where aliens from outer space, known as the Affini, are determined to domesticate humanity using Xenodrugs. Yes, you heard that right – they want to turn us all into their beloved Florets, whether we like it or not! But hey, it’s all in good fun, right?

If you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and make you question everything you know about human domestication, then look no further. Join us for a wild ride filled with kinks, care, and a whole lot of chaos. Who knows, you might even become a beloved Floret yourself!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness and join our server today. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because in this world, anything can happen!

Fetch Masters United

Animals, Behavior, Cats, Dogs, dogs and cats, fetch, Household, Males, Masters, pet activities, pet behavior, pet companionship., pet habits, pet interaction, pet owners, pet ownership, pet playtime, pet training, Pets, Play, United, younger

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	563
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Zombie Dances:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	6464	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3

LOLZ JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE GOT CATS WHO PLAY FETCH BETTER THAN DOGS! YA HEARD RIGHT, THESE CATS BE OUT HERE BREAKIN’ STEREOTYPES AND FETCHIN’ LIKE PROS. WE EVEN GOT CATS WHO CAN OUTFETCH DOGS, LIKE WHAT EVEN IS LIFE ANYMORE? JOIN US AND WITNESS THE EPICNESS OF CATS PLAYIN’ FETCH LIKE NEVER BEFORE. PLUS, WE GOT DOGS WHO THINK THEY’RE CATS AND CATS WHO THINK THEY’RE DOGS, IT’S A FREAKIN’ ZOO UP IN HERE. DON’T MISS OUT ON THE MADNESS, JOIN NOW! 🐱🐶🤪

What is the IP for KOT4Q Minecraft Server?

Basketball, bball, king of the fourth quarter, kot4q, kot4q nba, kot4q no money spent, kot4q rebuild, Minecraft, nba 2k23, nba 2k23 challenge, nba 2k23 myeras, nba 2k23 rebuild, nba 2k24, nba 2k24 rebuild, nba rebuild, Rebuild, rebuilding challenge, Server

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	7687
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Animals Bred:	197
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Holy Grails Found:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Villages Defended:	12
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	397	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

KOT4Q, also known as Kenny Beecham, is a popular YouTube content creator and basketball commentator. Known for his laid-back and humorous style, KOT4Q primarily focuses on NBA-related content, including reactions, analysis, and discussions about the league and its players. With a large following on social media, KOT4Q has established himself as a prominent voice within the basketball community.

ValkofMC

Anarchy, Builder, Chaos, cooperation, creativity, Dangers, DOMINATE, Fight, freedom, landscape, Minecraft, smp, Story, strategy, Survival, thieves, traitors, Treasures, Unpredictable, Vanilla, warrior

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	1115
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Ores Mined:	1037
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Mines Excavated:	3997

Welcome to the chaos of our new Anarchy SMP in Minecraft! Here, there are no rules and complete freedom. Whether you’re a peaceful builder or a ruthless warrior, this is your chance to prove your worth. Cooperate with others or fight everyone, the choice is yours. Our world is filled with vast landscapes, hidden treasures, and countless dangers. We encourage creativity and strategy, but be warned: traitors and thieves lurk everywhere. Can you survive and dominate in this unpredictable world? Join the fight and write your own story in our Anarchy SMP!

148.251.91.186:31016

Lunar Loco: Where Moons Collide and Bananas Run Wild!

Active, Bananas, Bases, Builder Applications, collide, commands, Community, Currency, Datapacks, Discord, discord server, Economy, Events, Friendly, LOCO, Lunar, Moons, multiplayer, Prizes, PvP, RUN, Server, Shops, smp, Staff, Survival, Wild

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	3254
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15

LUNAR SEASON 2 – Friendly community & Fresh chunks in 1.21!

IP: play.lunarsurvival.xyz

We are an established Semi-Vanilla Minecraft SMP with 475+ members! Here are some of the features that this server offers:

Features
Semi-Vanilla with extra commands (/home, /tpa, /warp, /rtp, /vote, /playtime)
Player-run bases anywhere in the world
Shopping District for player economy with Diamonds as currency
Datapacks for multiplayer friendly server
Friendly and active community on both Minecraft & Discord
Active staff and protection plugins
Events and PvP Colosseum Arena

!! LOOKING FOR MORE STAFF ALWAYS !!

We are more inclined to accept players once they’ve spent some time on the server to better understand their duties. Staff & Builder applications can be found in our Discord server: https://discord.gg/xQbFtuhREH

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join the server by entering the IP: play.lunarsurvival.xyz in your Minecraft client.
What are the server commands available?	Some of the commands available are /home, /tpa, /warp, /rtp, /vote, /playtime.
Where can I find more information about the server’s rules?	You can find the server rules and guidelines in the Discord server or by asking a staff member in-game.
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, griefing is not allowed on the server and we have protection plugins in place to prevent it.

Jaw & Neck Minecraft Server

Appearance, attractive, beauty standards, body image, body positivity, Confidence, facial features, facial structure, facial symmetry, fashion, forward grown, Grooming, JAW, Minecraft, NECK, physical attractiveness, self esteem, self-perception, Server, Style, thick neck, wide jaws

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	4714
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Animals Bred:	146
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	9035
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where having a thick neck and wide jaws is the key to being the most attractive player in the game! Forget about those pesky facial features and focus on beefing up your neck muscles for maximum hotness.

Join us and witness the magic of how a strong neck can make you the envy of all your fellow players. No need for fancy clothes or perfect features – just a thick neck and wide jaws will have you turning heads in no time.

So come on, join our server and show off your neck gains to the world. Who knew that the secret to Minecraft beauty was in your neck all along?

Crazy Minecraft SMP Girl – The One Who Set My House on Fire

ABUSIVE, attention seeking, bad in bed, big booty, Cluster B personality disorders, crazy, debate skills, domestic violence, drama queen, emotional vampire, faking pregnancy, false accusations, Fire, girl, good cook, House, Jobless, latina, manipulative, Minecraft, next victim, police involvement, set, small tits, smp, validation seeking

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	9530
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Love Letters Sent:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	11	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride just like dating the craziest girl ever! Imagine building your dream base while dealing with a player who constantly seeks validation and attention, takes over conversations, and gets furiously butthurt over the smallest things.

But wait, there’s more! Our SMP features players who may stop working, pretend to look for a job, and refuse to clean up after themselves. And let’s not forget about the drama – fake pregnancies, accusations of rape, and even calling the cops on fellow players for the most ridiculous reasons.

So, if you’re looking for a server that’s as chaotic as dating a Cluster B personality disordered individual, join us now! Who knows, you might even find yourself kicking someone out of your virtual house for their outrageous behavior. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and drama, just like dating the craziest girl ever.

SisNoKidsMineHouse

Babysitting, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, family, family dynamics, Honesty, Kids, lying.., parenting, relationship, RESPONSIBILITY, Selfishness, SisNoKidsMineHouse, sister, Support, Trust, Understanding, vacation, work trip

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	9607
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Runes Activated:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Chimeras Created:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama turns into epic adventures! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of Sarah and her sneaky beach vacation.

Imagine a world where babysitting leads to uncovering scandalous secrets and standing up for what’s right. Will you be the hero who refuses to be taken advantage of, or will you join forces with the lying sister and her romantic getaway?

Embark on quests to confront your family members, make tough decisions, and ultimately decide who’s the real villain in this crazy tale. Will you be labeled as the asshole for standing up for yourself, or will you be hailed as the savior of relationships gone wrong?

Join our server now and experience the drama, the chaos, and the laughter that comes with being caught in the middle of a family feud. Who knew Minecraft could be so entertaining?

ExLied2Me-MinecraftSMP

BETRAYAL, Breakup, Cheating, Deceit, deceitful, Deception, dishonesty, emotional pain, ex, ExLied2MeMinecraftSMP, false promises, healing, HEARTBREAK, Infidelity, Lies, Manipulation, moving on, relationship, toxic relationship, Trust, worst lie

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	449
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Buildings Constructed:	31	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	13

Are you tired of dealing with exes who can’t even come up with a good lie? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is filled with players who can spin a web of deceit like no other! Join us for a chance to experience the thrill of being betrayed by pixelated characters who will stop at nothing to outdo your ex’s wildest fibs.

From claiming they found diamonds when they actually just stumbled upon a pile of gravel, to pretending they built an epic castle when all they did was slap together a dirt hut, our players will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about honesty. So come on in and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where the lies are as tall as the towering sky limit. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or will you?).

Join now for a chance to be duped, deceived, and downright flabbergasted by the sheer audacity of our players’ fibs. Who needs a toxic ex when you can have a whole server full of them?

Blocky Pleasure Palace

arousal, blocky, Climax, Connection, desire, ecstasy, experimentation, Exploration, fantasies, foreplay, fulfillment, Intimacy, kinks, Lust, Palace, Passion, Pleasure, satisfaction, seduction, Sensuality, sexual pleasure, stimulation, turn-ons

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	9771
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Potions Brewed:	176	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5795	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t get your heart racing? Well, look no further because our server is guaranteed to get you hot and bothered in all the right ways!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creeper encounters, steamy lava baths, and scandalous pig races. Our community is filled with players who are just as kinky about building and exploring as you are.

So, if you’re ready to get your blocky world rocked and experience the ultimate Minecraft pleasure, come join us and let your wildest fantasies come to life! Just be sure to bring your diamond pickaxe and a sense of adventure, because things are about to get hot and heavy in ways you never imagined.

MineBank Minecraft Server

chief, corporate culture, Deutsche Bank, economic growth, Economy, employment, financial sector, Financial Stability, Germans, job market, labor force, MineBank, Minecraft, productivity, retirement age, retirement benefits, retirement planning, retirement savings, Server, work ethic, work harder, work longer, Workforce

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	9698
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	383
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Love Letters Sent:	3

so, like, this server is like the deutsche bank but for minecraft, ya know? we got the chief telling all the germans to work longer and harder to build the best minecraft world ever! join us if you wanna be part of the most intense minecraft grind ever, like, we’re talking building skyscrapers with diamond blocks and fighting off creepers with your bare hands. come join us and show the world what you’re made of!