#hypercapitalist_hellscape – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

The Domesticated Human – Minecraft SMP

#Affini, #best_interests, #collective_kink_writing, #consensual_nonconsent, #Florets, #Human_Domestication_Guide, #hypercapitalist_hellscape, #kink_writing_project, #outer_space, #precursor_civilization, #public_speaking, #Xenodrugs, AO3, care, discussion, domesticated, Drugs, Fiction, Human, Minecraft, Pets, ROM, smp, Wiki

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will leave you questioning reality itself.

Imagine a world where aliens from outer space, known as the Affini, are determined to domesticate humanity using Xenodrugs. Yes, you heard that right – they want to turn us all into their beloved Florets, whether we like it or not! But hey, it’s all in good fun, right?

If you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and make you question everything you know about human domestication, then look no further. Join us for a wild ride filled with kinks, care, and a whole lot of chaos. Who knows, you might even become a beloved Floret yourself!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness and join our server today. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because in this world, anything can happen!

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Eternal Realm of Kronii 1.20.2

#HololiveEnglish, #kroniijokes, #kroniirotic, #kronillust, #krossets, #krotime, #OKTK, #ourokronii, 1.20.2, art, cover, ETERNAL, fanfic, hololive, Kronii, memes, merchandise, Music, NSFW, originalsong, Realm, Schedule, streaming, Yugioh

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is lit AF! We got Yu-Gi-Oh! MASTER DUEL tournaments, Hololive showdowns, and superchat catchups! Plus, we got all the memes, art, and NSFW you could ever want!

And that’s not all, we got original songs, covers, and BGM for days! Kronii’s got you covered with all the tunes you need to vibe while you game. Plus, we got a free chat room where you can chill with your homies and talk all things Kronii.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself! And remember, report any schizos and Londoners, and spread the love for Kronii! Let’s get this party started, baby! 🎉🎮🔥

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GateMateGamerz

Airport, cancelled flight, Companionship, Company, decision, documents stolen, Friend, GateMateGamerz, Help, Kindness, mugged, PITY, souvenir spots, stranger, stress, tiktok, tourist spots, travel turbulence, trip, upset stomach

Hey gamers! If you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my college trip with my stressed-out friend, then you’ve come to the right place! Our server is so crazy, it’ll make you question all your life decisions just like I did on that trip.

Join us for some epic adventures and hilarious moments that’ll have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget about all the drama. Just like how I forgot about eating for 24 hours because my friend was too busy looking for a stupid magnet!

And if you’re feeling lost and disoriented like that lady at the airport, don’t worry, we’ve got your back. Our community is all about helping each other out, just like I did when I ditched my friend to keep that lady company.

So come on, join us at xxx.StressfulTrip.xxx and let’s make some unforgettable memories together! See you in the game, gamers!

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ZelenskyyIsNotDictator – Minecraft SMP

controversy, Deception, denial, denial tactics, dictator, foreign relations, Gaslighting, Impeachment, Lies, Manipulation, media scrutiny, Minecraft, Politics, president, public opinion, rhetoric, scandal, smp, trump, Truth, Ukraine, zelenskyy, ZelenskyyIsNotDictator

OMG GUYS, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, the craziest server ever! Like, one time, we had a creeper riding a pig wearing a top hat as our president, it was wild! And the admins are like, actual wizards or something, they can make diamonds rain from the sky! Plus, there’s this secret underground base where we keep all our enchanted golden carrots, it’s like a treasure hunt just to find it! So yeah, come join us and be part of the most epic, chaotic, and hilarious Minecraft server ever! Oh, and about Trump denying stuff, who even knows what’s real anymore, amirite? LOL!

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CraftyCapsAndTies vs. SuitsAndBlocks

Appearance, attire, cap and t shirt, controversy, CraftyCapsAndTies, criticism, double standards, Elon, fashion, leadership, Politics, president, public figures, social norms, suit and tie, SuitsAndBlocks, trump, Ukraine, united states, Zelensky

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as Trump’s Twitter feed? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even Trump would be tweeting about it. Join us and build your own wall (or tear down someone else’s, we don’t judge). Plus, we’ve got more drama than a White House press briefing – you’ll be wondering why Zelensky isn’t wearing a suit and tie in no time. And don’t worry about Elon Musk, he’s too busy mining for diamonds in his cap and t-shirt to notice. So come on down and join the chaos – just don’t forget your suit and tie!

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CraftyPutin Minecraft Server

Conflict Resolution, CraftyPutin, Diplomacy, Dispute, election interference, foreign relations, Government, international affairs, Karl Rove, Manipulation, media analysis, Minecraft, political commentary, Politics, power play, putin, russia, Server, strategy, trump, united states, world leaders, Zelensky

come join our epic minecraft server where we have karl rove as our honorary referee and putin is the ultimate winner in every dispute between trump and zelensky! we have insane battles, crazy building competitions, and a secret underground bunker where you can hide from all the drama! plus, our server IP is 420.69.666.About.420 so you know it’s gonna be a wild ride!

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Zelensky’s DisasterCraft

Congress, controversy, Corruption, Diplomacy, Disaster, disastercraft, foreign relations, Government, Impeachment, investigation, Meeting, phone call, Politics, president, Republican hawks, scandal, trump, Ukraine, united states, Whistleblower, Zelensky, ZELENSKYS

so, like, if you wanna join a minecraft server that’s crazier than trump’s meeting with zelensky, then you gotta check out this place! we got republican hawks going nuts over how awesome it is! like, you won’t believe the disasters that happen here, it’s like a wild ride of chaos and fun!

join us now and experience the most insane minecraft adventures ever! build crazy structures, battle epic mobs, and maybe even uncover some scandalous secrets along the way!

server IP: disaster.meeting.Zelensky.About.trump

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Cannibal Laughs Server

Brain Disorder, cannibal, cannibalism, Contagious disease, cultural practices, death rate, Epidemic, fatal illness, human consumption, Infectious Disease, Kuru, laughing sickness, laughs, medical history, medical mystery, neurodegenerative disease, neurological disorder, Papua New Guinea, prion disease, public health crisis, Rare Disease, rare illness, Server

join our epic minecraft server where you can avoid the rare ‘laughing sickness’ that has a 100% death rate from cannibalism!

we have a secret potion that will protect you from the deadly disease, made from unicorn tears and dragon scales.

come build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and battle against a horde of zombie chickens.

our server IP: cannibalismIsBad.About.minecraft

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MinedHype

Build Gallery., Claims, Coreprotect, Discord, Events, Griefing, MinedHype, player community, Player Statistics, protected, public shopping district, Server Events, server info, Server Rules, Shops, smp, Survival, Vanilla, Vanilla Experience, Whitelist, world border

MinedHype SMP Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Server IP	play.minedhype.co
Website	https://minedhype.com
Version	Minecraft 1.14+
Unique Players	16,700+
Features	Mostly vanilla experience Grief protection with claims No pay-2-win Cross-play between Bedrock & Java Web-based server map

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. How do I connect to the server?

You can connect using the server IP play.minedhype.co on the default ports for Bedrock (19132) and Java (25565).

2. What type of server is MinedHype SMP?

MinedHype SMP is a friendly long-term public survival server with no pay-to-win features. It offers a mostly vanilla Minecraft experience with grief protection and cross-play.

3. Are there any server rules?

Yes, you can find the complete list of server rules and information here.

4. Can I participate in server events?

Yes, there are free server events with awesome prizes that you can join.

5. Is griefing allowed on the server?

Griefing is allowed only in areas that are not claimed. Make sure to protect your builds with claims.

Ancient Crafters 1.20.2

1.20.2, Acceptance of aging, aging, aging gracefully, Ancient, Being Old, coping with aging, Crafters, feeling depressed, feeling misunderstood, growing older, hating instagrams, hating statigrams, Life Changes, longing for youth, midlife crisis, mumbling to yourself, never becoming a pro athlete, never experiencing love, sitting in a rocking chair, societal expectations, turning 40

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will make you forget about your midlife crisis!

Who needs to be a pro athlete when you can be a pro Minecraft builder?

Experience love and friendship with our community of players who will make you feel young again.

Say goodbye to rocking chairs and hello to epic adventures in a virtual world where age is just a number.

Don’t waste your time mumbling about social media – join our server and create memories that will last a lifetime!

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NoLicenseNoDriveMC

#generous, Borrow, CAR, Driving, Friends, Help, Hoarding, lEND, License, NoLicenseNoDriveMC, parents, Permit, pride, refusing, RESPONSIBILITY, Safety, selfish, sister, Trust, unreasonable, Upset

🤣🚗🤪 so like, this server is like your car, but better! imagine if your car could fly and shoot lasers, that’s how epic this server is! we take great care of our players, just like you take care of your car. 🚀

so, this one time, this player’s sister wanted to borrow their car, but they didn’t have a license! can you believe it? so we were like, nah, safety first! and now their parents are involved, it’s a whole drama! but on our server, everyone has a license to drive, even the pigs 🐷

join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop fun! we promise not to hoard the cars, we’ll share them with everyone! 🌟

🌈 IP: driveMeCrazy.About.Cars 🚦🚙🎉

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