#hypercapitalist_hellscape – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

The Domesticated Human – Minecraft SMP
#Affini, #best_interests, #collective_kink_writing, #consensual_nonconsent, #Florets, #Human_Domestication_Guide, #hypercapitalist_hellscape, #kink_writing_project, #outer_space, #precursor_civilization, #public_speaking, #Xenodrugs, AO3, care, discussion, domesticated, Drugs, Fiction, Human, Minecraft, Pets, ROM, smp, Wiki
Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will leave you questioning reality itself.
Imagine a world where aliens from outer space, known as the Affini, are determined to domesticate humanity using Xenodrugs. Yes, you heard that right – they want to turn us all into their beloved Florets, whether we like it or not! But hey, it’s all in good fun, right?
If you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and make you question everything you know about human domestication, then look no further. Join us for a wild ride filled with kinks, care, and a whole lot of chaos. Who knows, you might even become a beloved Floret yourself!
So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness and join our server today. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because in this world, anything can happen!

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Mystic
alliances, Battles, Combat, courage, Cross-Play, Defenses, Earth, Economy, Gear, legendary realm, Minecraft, mystic, PvE, PvP, Raiding, strategy, Survival, teamwork, Territories, War
Welcome to Mystic, the ultimate Minecraft war experience! Dive into epic battles, forge powerful alliances, and conquer vast territories in a world where every decision counts. Arm yourself with the best gear, build impenetrable defenses, and outwit your foes in thrilling PvP and PvE combat. Whether you’re a lone wolf or a team player, your survival and success depend on your skill, strategy, and courage. Join us now and make your mark in the legendary realm of Mystic!
mystic.skibidinodes.com:2640

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Axely’s Chaotic Craft – Where the only rule is to have fun! Join us now on Java and Bedrock!

Axelys, bedrock, Blades, bliss smp, chaotic, Community, Craft, crossplay, Custom Armor, custom enchantments, Experience, Fun, Ip:, java, Join, JOINING, LifeSteal, Mechanic, new heights, Popular, PORT, Powers, proximity voice chat, PvP, rule, soulbound, Staffs, Tools

Axely SMP Server

Overview:

Axely SMP is a new addition to the Lifesteal Category, reaching to the new heights of PvP in Minecraft. Introducing a new mechanic, the Blades! The Blades are a Soulbound item in this SMP, with each player having a unique blade. There are 5 of them, with each player receiving one of them. The blades provide unique powers to the players, giving every player a new experience in the PvP.

Features:

Custom Enchantments
In-Game Proximity Voice Chat
24/7 Server Uptime
Friendly Community and Staffs
Custom Armor and Tools
Java + Bedrock Crossplay

Server IP:

For Java: IP: axelysmp.mcplay.fun

For Bedrock: IP: axelysmp.mcplay.fun | Port: 25653

If you have any issues, feel free to join the Discord server.

Inspired from Bliss SMP, a popular Minecraft Server.

FAQ:

Question	Answer
How can I join the Axely SMP server?	To join, use the IP address provided for Java or Bedrock version and connect to the server.
Are there custom enchantments on this server?	Yes, there are custom enchantments available on Axely SMP.
Is there crossplay between Java and Bedrock players?	Yes, Java and Bedrock players can play together on this server.
What are the Blades in Axely SMP?	The Blades are Soulbound items that provide unique powers to players in PvP.

Crafty Scrolls Minecraft Server
Adult General, character sheet workdocs, Characters, combat mod list, Crafty, elder scrolls lore general, FAQs, gear list, Lore, Lore Accessories, Minecraft, Modding Guides, Mods, OSA archives, OSex, patches, Scrolls, Server, Sister threads, SKSE AE Update tracker, Social, starting modlist, Stories, treasure trove, Waifulation
Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Our server is so awesome, it’s like Skyrim but in block form. Join us for a wild adventure filled with dragons, dungeons, and waifus galore!
Patch Notes: We’ve added a new mod that turns all the creepers into adorable mudcrabs. Now you can explode in cuteness!
Mods, Modding Guides, and FAQs: Want to turn your Minecraft character into a badass Dovahkiin? Check out our modding guides and FAQs for all the tips and tricks you need.
Found a problem or have a suggestion? Use the “Contact” button at the top right of the site. Just don’t contact the Jarl of Whiterun, he’s too busy dealing with his sweet rolls.
Join our server and meet all the crazy characters from /tesg/. From Khajiit thieves to Nord warriors, you’ll never know who you’ll run into next.
Lore and Lore Accessories: Dive deep into the lore of our Minecraft server with our extensive collection of books and Imperial Library resources. You’ll be a lore master in no time!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and embark on the wildest adventure of your blocky life. Just watch out for those sneaky skeevers, they’re always up to no good.

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SMP_CraftyCreeper_68117310
ANONYMOUS, girl band, girl group, idol group, Korean music, korean pop, Kpop, kpop community, kpop fandom, kpop group, kpop idols, loona, loona comeback, loona debut, loona discography, loona fans, loona members, loona music, loona no. 68117310, Music, SMP_CraftyCreeper_68117310
Welcome to loona, the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Are you tired of boring, vanilla servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses? Well, look no further because loona is here to shake things up!
Join us if you want to participate in epic battles where players ride pigs into battle armed with nothing but carrots. Or how about our weekly “Troll Tuesday” events where players can prank each other with exploding chickens and invisible blocks?
But that’s not all! We have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy of the server. Want to trade with them? Better brush up on your llama language skills!
And don’t even get us started on our annual “Dress Like a Creeper” day where players compete to see who can blend in with the creepers the best. Trust us, it’s a blast!
So what are you waiting for? Join loona today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected…and maybe invest in some llama repellent.

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Creepers in the Mine
bad news, BETRAYAL, CREEPERS, criticism, devastating news, devastating truth, devastation, Disappointment, dreadful, Failure, harsh reality, HEARTBREAK, Loss, rejection, Shocking.., Terrifying, Tragedy, unwanted, unwelcome information, Worst Case Scenario, worst nightmare
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a zombie pigman? Well, fear not my friend, because we have the perfect server for you! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of angry chickens armed with diamond swords. Or how about the joy of building your dream castle, only to have it randomly explode every Tuesday at 3:00 PM sharp?
But wait, there’s more! Join our server if you want to hear the sweet sound of a creeper serenading you with a rendition of “Baby Shark” on a loop. Or maybe you’re in the mood for a treasure hunt where the only clues are written in ancient pig Latin.
So come on down to our server and experience the chaos, the madness, and the sheer absurdity that awaits you. Who needs peace and tranquility when you can have explosions and chicken armies instead? Join us now, if you dare!

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Ukraine’s Speedy Brigade – Invading Russia
aggression, Army, Brigade, Conflict, Conflict Resolution, Crisis, Defense, eastern europe, escalation, Geopolitical, international relations, INVADING, Invasion, Military, military intervention, military strategy, political tensions, russia, SECURITY, Speedy, Troops, Ukraine, Ukraines, War
come join our minecraft server, where we have the toughest and fastest brigades from ukraine invading russia! we got soldiers in full gear fighting off creepers and zombies like it’s world war 3! join us for epic battles and crazy adventures as we conquer the minecraft world together. plus, our leader is a secret agent who can summon lightning bolts with just a snap of his fingers. trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this insane action-packed server!

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SimpCraft Minecraft Server
APPEAL, campaign trail, Communication, demographics, election, grassroots, kennedy, Messaging, Minecraft, Outreach, Persuasion, political campaign, political platform, public opinion, Server, Shanahan, simp, simpcraft, strategy, Tactics, target audience, voterbase, Voting
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t cater to your inner simp? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for Kennedy/Shanahan to reach the simp voterbase! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond gifts, virtual roses, and even a special “Simp of the Month” competition where the winner gets to be serenaded by our resident bard with a custom love song. Don’t miss out on the chance to show off your simp skills and make new friends who understand your dedication to your favorite Minecraft crush. Join now and let the simp-tastic adventures begin!

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TopNotchCrafters Minecraft SMP: Are They Really the Best?
Analysis, Assessment, best, comparison, critique, doubt, Evaluation, Excellence, inquiry, Minecraft, Quality, Questioning, Ranking, review, skepticism, smp, top choice, top option, top pick, top rated, top selection, TopNotchCrafters, uncertainty
Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever set foot in!
Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding on flying pigs armed with diamond swords and enchanted bows. Or how about participating in our annual “Build-a-Beach” competition where players race against each other to create the most ridiculous beach scene using only blocks of cheese and slime?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary “Chicken Jousting” tournament, where players ride on chickens while trying to knock each other off with giant carrots. And don’t even get us started on our secret underground disco party that only the most elite players are invited to.
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt, then come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wacky world. Who knows, you might just become the next ruler of our server and earn the title of “Master of Madness”!

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PimplePoppin’ Minecraft Server
Argument, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Breakout, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, consent, discomfort, emotional response, Insecurity, Minecraft, misunderstanding, overreaction, personal space, PimplePoppin, Pimples, relationship, Respect, self esteem, Server, skincare
Are you tired of your boyfriend rubbing your face like it’s a magic lamp on other Minecraft servers? Well, fear no more because on our server, we have a strict no-face-rubbing policy! Join us and never worry about awkward breakout patches being rubbed again!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with magical creatures like flying pigs and dancing llamas. Rumor has it, if you find the secret diamond mine, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!
So if you’re looking for a server where boundaries are respected and crazy adventures await, join us now! Who knows, you might even find a boyfriend who doesn’t think face rubbing is a normal conversation starter.

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BlockBuddiesCraft
BlockBuddiesCraft, Boundaries, Communication, consent, coworker, engaged, Etiquette, feelings, friendship, Friendship Dynamics, loyalty, misunderstanding, personal space, professional behavior, relationships, Respect, social dynamics, travel, UNCOMFORTABLE, work trip
Welcome to our Minecraft server where personal space is always respected, unlike poor Marcus on that work trip!
Join us for a fun and friendly community where you can build, mine, and explore to your heart’s content. No need to worry about awkward shoulder resting situations here, unless of course, you’re into that kind of thing (we don’t judge).
Our server is the perfect place to escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of endless possibilities. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a friend like Sam who knows how to respect boundaries and keep things platonic.
So come on over and join us for a wild adventure filled with laughter, friendship, and maybe even a little bit of shoulder resting (with consent, of course). See you in the game!

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